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Sam Rockwell and I were filming a movie in London when we found out auditions were being held nearby for the London company of the hit musical Hamilton! Knowing this was our only shot to audition for one our favorite musicals, we put ourselves on tape with SPOT ON, PERFECT LONDON ACCENTS to fool the director. We have yet to hear back. FYC.
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Not Even Dancing Sam Rockwell Can Save This Mess

This is a bad movie. I don’t usually say that a lot, but this is possibly one of the worst films i’ve seen all year. It’s a real shame, because it’s a movie that knows how to use Sam Rockwell in the right ways. Plus they let Sam Rockwell dancing his fucking ass off since he’s a man that loves to dance and I respect that.

That said, everything else about this movie from the story, to the subplot about magical hitman powers that involve seeing the flow of the universe, and everything regarding Anna Kendrick’s character is just awful. This is a film that made me retroactively consider my enjoyment of Anna Kendrick she’s that bad in it. She’s almost manic in her acting choices. Avoid at all costs. 

Direct to video/on-Demand in this day doesn’t really come with a stigma anymore because there’s lots of great films coming out in that format. ‘Mr. Right’ reeks of the classic “direct to DVD” because it’s a hot mess. Which is a damn shame because Rockwell’s dancing his on-point here.

THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (2005). Garth Jennings brings to life Douglas Adams’ novel of life, the universe and everything: Sam Rockwell, John Malkovich, Martin Freeman, Mos Def, Zooey Deschanel, and Alan Rickman.

starksnstripes  asked:

5, 12, 26, 42, 55, 69, 83, 91, 95 :)

5. Do you have any experiences with a famous person? yeah yeah yeah. so i go to sundance film festival every year and i have met some cool people there- don cheadle, sam rockwell, keira knightley, directors… and then my uncle is an actor so sometimes i get to meet his friends or coworkers, and he has some pretty cool friends and coworkers.

12. Do you like to read? yes! i love reading and recently i have been reading a lot more like i used to.

26. Dogs or cats? can’t choose. i was raised with only cats and terrified of dogs but now i have a dog and he is the most important thing in the world.

42. Favourite song right now? i’ve been listening to a lot of sia, so probably anything by her.

55. What colour are your eyes? blue/grey/brown. mostly blue i guess.

69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing? travelling. writing a lot. i would try to finance projects i really believed in and artists i loved. i would get a college degree.

83. How would you spend a billion dollars? i would do the same as i said in the last answer, but more specifically, i would get a new car, probably move to a different city, help some family out with debt, and then invest the rest.

91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why? this is such a hard question. i think mostly because you have no idea what people would be like before you actually meet them, you only know their public persona. i’m gonna go with lin manuel miranda, because he seems really genuine and i think it would be fun. 

95. What would you do if you would be invisible? become a vigilante of some sort. am i permanently invisible or is it something i can control? hm.