sam-hood

Destiel, red riding hood AU, where Dean is a werewolf hunter and Cas is a “no moon” (= he was born when the moon was hidden behind the shadow of the hearth)  werewolf trying to stop his family from hunting humans. Sam would be more of a man of letters than a hunter, and the hood was probably Mary’s.

when I say my music taste is varied I don’t think people understand that when my songs are on shuffle it goes from blink-182 to high school musical to a sam smith ballad.

“It’s always a bonus for me if anyone listens to my music & has a positive reaction.  I don’t write music for the purpose of people critiquing it…I write because I HAVE to.  When fans tell me that my music has helped them through tough times just like it helped me to write, then I have done something good for the world.”

Christmas Prompts!

Happy December 1st! I’ve decided to do 25 days of christmas which means that everyday for the next 25 days I’ll post a christmasy imagine! Send in the number of the prompts you want and I’ll get them written up!

1. “What do you mean I have to dress up like santa?!”

2. “Hey, look, mistletoe…”

3. “‘ALLLLL I WAANNTT FORR CHRISSTMASSS ISSS YOOOOU-!’ 'Are you singing Mariah Carey?’”

4. “Babe, help me put the star up?”

5. “tHAT IS NOT WHERE THE BAUBLES ARE SUPPOSED TO GO”

6. “The real question is how many cookies is too many cookies…?”

7. “I bloody told you not to eat 4 day old turkey.”

8. “Bake a christmas cake with me?”

9. “That tree is not going to fit…” “I knew it wouldn’t fit.”

10. “You are going straight on the naughty list”

11. Singing a White Christmas duet

12. Baking a gingerbread house

13. Watching christmas movies

14. Midnight hot chocolate

15. Decorating the tree

16. Cooking christmas dinner

17. Christmas party

18. Visiting santa with your kid

19. Single parent at Christmas

20. “The house looks like a freaking grotto!”

21. Snowed in

22. “Please tell me you didn’t just drop the turkey”

23. “Will you marry me?”

24. “This Christmas walk was a shit idea, my balls are fucking blue!”

25. “Suprise! Your gift is me!”

26. “So. Much. Chocolate.”

27. “What the hell is in this eggnog?!”

28. “Baby, it’s cold outside”

29. “Hey, we knew you were alone this Christmas so ya'know… Surprise!”

30. “This photo is going to look amazing on Christmas cards”

Feel free to reblog this and do your own 25 days of christmas! Requests are open! ♡ have an amazing December!

Master List

SUPERNATURAL

MARVEL

5 SECONDS OF SUMMER

HARRY POTTER

Suffer the Brand [part two; chapter ten]

all my love to @hot-topical-castiel for the banner. please make sure to thank her & @karlabaza for all the beautiful work they do.
Summary: A love story of influence and devotion.
If you have not read Under the Hood; Into the Heart, The Hunters’ Rose, Beyond the Steel, and A New Day this story will not make any sense. You don’t have to read Into the Shallows to understand it, but it is recommended that you do so.
Pairing: Dean x Human!Impala [Pala Winchester]
Side Pairing: Sam x Becky
Rating: NC-17
Prelude, Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four,Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, Chapter Eight, Chapter Nine

Keep reading

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IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A SERIOUS COMIC OR WORK FROM THE FIRST PICTURE YOU WERE SADLY MISLEAD

Little “Red” Riding Hood and the Big Bad Vas because I am the most unfunny person ever and I can’t have been the only one who thought this and cause I can’t ever take this cowboy group seriously and so put them in the most ridiculous situations ever

(also they’re pretty big files, so best to open them in new tabs to read the text)

5sos Outstanding Hair Moments

So I realized that 5sos have had some great hair days.

sO BuCKLE UP BUTTERCUP AND GET READY FOR A WONDERFUL, FRINGE-TASTIC, EMO-RIDDEN EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER OF SOME GREAT HAIR 

(sort of)

First of all, fringe Ashton:

look at this

incredible

And of course, fedora Ashton:

Okay, Ashton’s great, but Michael:

Had dark hair:

But then again, he also had colored/white hair:

(even from the back)

And then there was the damn emo fringe:

(ThE PANtS)

BUT LET’S NOT FORGET CALUM AND HIS FUCKING MOHAWK:

And then just Calum in general:

(does he even have any hair here)

And then whatever the hell this was:

BuT LET’S NoT FoRGET LUKE

HE MAY NOT DO A LOT WITH HIS HAIR, BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE DOES IT RIGHT

(that wasn’t an excuse to look at Calum again)

Ok that is all, please resume your daily activities 

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Nate Maloley Text AU: You think you’re texting your friend, about Nate, but it’s actually him.

A/N: decided to start making these. They seems really fun. Started with a simple one (inspired by someone, I forgot who). DON’T FORGET TO SEND ME TEXT REQUESTS. I DO 5SOS, OMAHA BOYS AND JANOSKIANS.

Also new chapter for broken (Jack gilinsky fanfic) posted on wattpad (@taylorsslut) soon I’ll post it on here. :)))

Sentence starts

This is a very long list. Also, I stole most of these form various tumblr posts, sorry! So many of them repeated form different users so I decided to not try and credit everyone. 

RANDOM

  1. “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“
  2. "Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
  3. “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
  4. “The skirt is short on purpose.”
  5. “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”
  6. “So why did I have to punch that guy?”
  7. “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
  8. “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
  9. “Please stop petting the test subjects. ”
  10. “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
  11. “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle”
  12. “So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
  13. “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
  14. “I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
  15. “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
  16. “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
  17. “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.
  18. "I shouldn’t be in love with you!”
  19. “It’s not fair!”
  20. “I could kill you right now!”
  21. “Knock it off!”
  22. “Screw you!”
  23. “You’re a complete moron!”
  24. “I love this song!”
  25. “Bring that here!”
  26. “I hate you!”
  27. “I’m pissed off!”
  28. “Make me!”
  29. “I wish you’d never been born!”
  30. “I bought ice cream!”
  31. “Kiss my ass!”
  32. “Shut up!”
  33. “I can’t do it anymore!”
  34. “Take me home!”
  35. “Just kiss me already!
  36. "I can’t be in love with you!”
  37. “I can’t believe this!”
  38. “Piss off!”
  39. “I wish things were that simple!”
  40. “I love you!”
  41. “Jump off a bridge!”
  42. “You’re so hot!”
  43. “I have something to tell you…”
  44. “I think I’m pregnant.”
  45. “They died.”
  46. “I want you to be the Maid of Honor/Best Man.”
  47. “I want a divorce.”
  48. “I’m leaving you.”
  49. “I want you back.”
  50. “I got a pet!”
  51. “I won the lottery!”
  52. “I’m in love with you.”
  53. “Why are you suing me?”
  54. “We need to get out of town… Now.”
  55. “I’m going to prison.”
  56. “I quit!”
  57. “I was fired.”
  58. “I got a promotion!”
  59. “So… You know how I went out gambling last night?”
  60. “I cheated on you.”
  61. “You did WHAT?”

DARK/ DARK-ESQUE

  1. “You actually thought i cared about you?”
  2. “I wonder how loudly i can make you scream in agony?”
  3. “You’re a monster!”
  4. “It would be a shame if i had to damage that pretty face of yours.”
  5. “You’re all mine now.”
  6. “How could you do this to me!?”
  7. “I trusted you!”
  8. “Is that supposed to scare me?”
  9. “Put the knife down.”
  10. “You’re scaring me…”
  11. “You look so sexy when you’re all bloodied and bruised like that~”
  12. “I wonder how many volts it would take to kill you?”
  13. “Why are you pointing that gun at me?”
  14. “Let me go!”
  15. “You’re so cute when you struggle like that~”
  16. “Your blood smells wonderful.”
  17. “Who did this to you?”
  18. “You’re in my way.”
  19. “I thought you were dead!”
  20. “Help me!”
  21. “Long live the king.”
  22. “What did they do to you?”
  23. “What have you done?”
  24. “Maybe i should carve a pretty picture in your flesh?”
  25. “Don’t worry, I won’t do anything fatal, I just need some information.”
  26. “I don’t care what you do to me, I’ll never tell you!”
  27. “Stop it, your hurting me!”
  28. “They’ll kill you!”
  29. “I hate you.”
  30. “The only reason I chained you up is to show you how much I love you!”
  31. “If you keep struggling like that I’ll have to punish you~”

ARGUMENT STARTERS

  1. "Do you ever shut up?”
  2. “You’re such a loud mouth”
  3. “You shouldn’t have said that”
  4. “Fuck you”
  5. “Step on a lego”
  6. “Get bent”
  7. “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you”
  8. “It isn’t up for debate”
  9. “Don’t question my orders”
  10. “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”
  11. “That is the worst idea i’ve ever heard”
  12. “Who writes your plans, the village idiot?”
  13. “That’s mine”
  14. “Give it back”
  15. “Don’t touch my stuff”
  16. “That’s not yours”
  17. “Just leave already”
  18. “The door is over there”
  19. “I cannot deal with your bullshit right now”
  20. “I have my orders”
  21. “You have your orders”
  22. "Make me”
  23. “Don’t tempt me”
  24. “I hate you”
  25. “You are infuriating”
  26. “Just shut up already”
  27. “That doesn’t even make sense”
  28. “Bite me”
  29. “Eat me”
  30. “Kiss my ass”
  31. “Just admit i’m right”
  32. “Just admit you’re wrong”
  33. “You are being ridiculous”
  34. “That’s irrational”
  35. “Listen to me”
  36. “That’s not what I meant and you know it”
  37. “Don’t yell at me”
  38. “That’s it. End of discussion”
  39. “I don’t believe you”
  40. “Don’t look at me like that”
  41. “What’s with that look?”
  42. “Go away”

SEXUAL TENSION/ SEXUAL/ SUGGESTIVE

  1. “Make me.”
  2. “Bite me.”
  3. “If you say so…”
  4. “Kiss my ass.”
  5. “Did you just… finish?”
  6. “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”
  7. “I’m not actually feeling anything.”
  8. “Are you getting any closer?”
  9. “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”
  10. “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”
  11. “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”
  12. “Wow, you’re hot.”
  13. “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
  14. “Hey, I’m open minded.”
  15. “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
  16. “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
  17. “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
  18. “I see someone’s happy to see me.”
  19. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
  20. “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”
  21. “Take off your clothes.”
  22. “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”
  23. “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”
  24. “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”
  25. “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”
  26. “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”
  27. “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”
  28. “Wow, you’re hot.”
  29. “Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
  30. “You know, those/that (list body part) of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
  31. “Hot damn.”
  32. “So, you come here often?”
  33. “Well, well. My night just got better.”
  34. “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
  35. “You have got a great ass.”
  36. “Hey, I’m open minded.”
  37. “You enjoying the view over there?”
  38. “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
  39. “Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
  40. “You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
  41. “You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
  42. “I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
  43. “It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
  44. “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
  45. “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
  46. “I wanna see you get naked.”
  47. “You’re getting me all worked up.”
  48. “What do we have here?”
  49. "I see someone’s happy to see me.”
  50. “Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
  51. “You like that, don’t you?”
  52. “How do you want me?”
  53. “I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
  54. “God, you’re perfect.”
  55. “I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
  56. “You. Me. Sex. Now.”
  57. “I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
  58. “I saw that. You just checked me out.”
  59. “You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
  60. “You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
  61. “Can I keep you?”
  62. “You’re such a tease.”
  63. “Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
  64. “I love it when you talk dirty.”
  65. “I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
  66. “I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
  67. “I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
  68. “It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”

CUTSIE/ FLUFF

  1. "I’m sorry, what were you saying? I keep getting lost in your eyes”
  2. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
  3. “If I could, I would kiss away all your scars”
  4. “You’re all I’ve ever wanted”
  5. “You’re…magnificent”
  6. “I think I might be falling in love with you”
  7. “Everything about you can be described in one word. Perfect”
  8. “My life would be so boring if you weren’t in it”
  9. “I have something to say. Three words, eight letters. I…got food.”
  10. “Your lips look so soft. I could kiss them all day long”
  11. “We should get a puppy!”
  12. “We should get a kitten”
  13. “He/She is nothing compared to you”
  14. “I need to choose a pet name for you. Any ideas?”
  15. “I hate seeing you unhappy so now I’m going to do everything I can to cheer you up. Even if it means making a fool of myself”
  16. “Your hair is so soft…”
  17. “You’re so cute when you pout like that!”
  18. “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”
  19. “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”
  20. “What, does that feel good?”
  21. “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”
  22. “Are you wearing my shirt?”
  23. “You are ridiculously comfortable…”
  24. “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
  25. “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
  26. “You’re beautiful, you know that?”
  27. “We should get a puppy!”
  28. “Aren’t they beautiful?”
  29. “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”
  30. “Shooting star, make a wish.”
  31. “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”
  32. “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”
  33. “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”
  34. “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”
  35. “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”
  36. “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”
  37. “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”
  38. “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.
  39. “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”
  40. “We’ve got a full tank of gas. Let’s go somewhere. Anywhere.”
  41. “You’ve been glued to the couch for 3 days. I’m worried about you.”
  42. “I’ve had a rough day. Time for Netflix and takeout.”
  43. “Are you wearing my clothes?”
  44. “You look beautiful tonight,baby.”
  45. “Let’s skip dinner and go straight to dessert.”
  46. “I’m leaving tomorrow. So kiss me like you mean it.”
  47. “I don’t want to ruin what we have.”
  48. “Trust me. This will feel great.”

PREGNANCY-ESQUE

  1. “I have something to tell you…”
  2. “I think I’m pregnant.”
  3. “I’m pregnant!”
  4. “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”
  5. “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”
  6. “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”
  7. “Pregnancy suits you…”
  8. “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”
  9. “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”
  10. “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”
  11. “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”
  12. “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”
  13. “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”
  14. “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

ANGSTY

  1. “Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.”
  2. “I just heard something… Something bad…”
  3. “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!”
  4. “What’s all this blood?!”
  5. “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?”
  6. “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”
  7. “You should probably sit down for this.”
  8. “Please tell me you forgive me!”
  9. “I can’t live without you!”
  10. “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.”
  11. “What the hell happened to you?!”
  12. “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!”
  13. “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!”
  14. “I knew not to trust you!”
  15. “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!”
  16. “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!”
  17. “How could you do this to me?!”
  18. “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!”
  19. “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?”
  20. “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.”
  21. “Please… you’re scaring me…”
  22. “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.”
  23. “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.”
  24. “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?”
  25. “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.”
  26. “Do you remember anything?”
  27. “You have to tell me who did this to you!”
  28. “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.”
  29. “What’s your fucking problem?!”
  30. “Are you crying?”
  31. “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!”
  32. “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.”
  33. “You… are dying?”
  34. “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?”
  35. “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!”
  36. “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?”
  37. “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!”
  38. “When’s the last time you slept?”
  39. “Please, just…say something. Anything.”
  40. “I’m sorry, okay?! Just talk to me!”
  41. “Don’t ignore me. Please.”
  42. “Don’t you have anything to say for yourself?”
  43. “What, I’m not even worth speaking to anymore?”
  44. “Just tell me what I did wrong!”
  45. “You can’t leave me like this!”
  46. “So that’s it? You’re not even going to explain yourself?”
  47. “Fine. Your silence says everything you won’t.”
  48. “Could you sing for me? Just once more.”
  49. “Don’t shut me out like this!”
  50. “Is this how you want it to end? With nothing?!”
  51. “I thought you of all people would be different.”
  52. “This was supposed to be a fun day. You always ruin everything.”
  53. “Our flight’s been cancelled… there goes our holiday.”
  54. “I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.”
  55. “I know you didn’t do it on purpose, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be disappointed.”
  56. “I can’t believe this. You always turn everything into such a disaster!”
  57. “I’m not disappointed in you, I’m disappointed in the situation…”
  58. “I can’t believe this is happening. Can nothing ever go right?!”
  59. “I’m so sorry to let you down. I know you were looking forward to this.”
  60. “You always let me down. You’re so unreliable.”
  61. “I’d expected a lot more from you.”
  62. “Stop being so selfish! You’re ruining everything for everyone.”
  63. “You’re such a disappointment to the family.”
  64. “I’m sorry to be such a disappointment. I know you expected more of me.”
  65. “That movie was so disappointing.”
  66. “Why is everything in life actually so disappointing? You get yourself excited every time, only to be let down, time and time again.”
  67. “You’re not disappointing! Just… surprising.”
  68. “I thought you cared about me. Someone who cares about someone else doesn’t let them down like you just did.”
  69. “You could’ve tried harder!”
  70. ”I’m not going to lie… I am disappointed.”
  71. “No no! You’re great, but the sex was just really disappointing.”
  72. “Honestly, you’re the biggest disappointment of my life.”
  73. “You weren’t there for me when I needed you. Why do you expect me to be here for you now you need me?”
  74. “I had higher expectations of this.”
  75. “I had higher expectations of you.”
  76. “Why would you do that?”
  77. “Why don’t you say that to my face?”
  78. “I can’t look at you anymore.”
  79. “What’s wrong with you?”
  80. “What are you going to do about it?”
  81. “I’d burn you alive if I could.”
  82. “I thought you loved me…”
  83. “I can’t- I just can’t anymore.”
  84. “I cried all night because of you, and the worst part is that you don’t even care.”
  85. “Is what you have really worth fighting for?”
  86. “I don’t love you. I never did.”
  87. “I don’t want you anymore.”
  88. “You actually thought I loved you? You must be kidding. I never even liked you.”
  89. “You were easier to fool than I thought.”
  90. “Why don’t you crawl back into the dark corner you came from?”
  91. “I believed you. I trusted you. I shouldn’t have.”
  92. “Don’t you dare play innocent. You got your hands just as dirty as mine.”
  93. “You used to be such a good boy/girl. Thank god you met me, or you would have stayed like that forever.”
  94. “I honestly thought that we were friends, but friends don’t hurt each other the way you hurt me.”
  95. “Just leave already. You’re worthless to me.”
  96. “I knew you would fail, it was just a matter of time.”
  97. “Oh, that was supposed to be a secret? Oops.”
  98. “I’ll help you this one time, then I never want to hear from you again.”
  99. “I didn’t invite you. Don’t make a scene.”
  100. “You ruined my life. Why would I be happy to see you?”

DEPRESSION/ MENTAL HEALTH RELATED

  1. “You can at least pretend to be happy.”
  2. “Why didn’t you tell anyone what you were going through?”
  3. “You did this to yourself?”
  4. “Hey, hey. Calm down, okay? What got you in such a state?”
  5. “Do you need help? Professional help?”
  6. “Well, to me it just looks like you’re being lazy.”
  7. “You can’t be afraid of everything. I bet you’re just doing this to be interesting.”
  8. “Why do you always want to have all the attention? Everyone gets depressed. Get over it.”
  9. “You’re going to have to get over yourself sometime soon. You can’t just sit around doing nothing forever.”
  10. “You just take some meds and it’s gone, right? Don’t be so difficult.”
  11. “You’re trying to tell me you’re one of those crazy people? Don’t be ridiculous, you’re fine!”
  12. “You look much better today! Are you feeling better?”
  13. “Why have you been hiding this for years?”
  14. “You could’ve told me you felt like this.”
  15. “Trust me, I hate myself more than you do, so yelling at me really isn’t going to change anything!”
  16. “Do you ever think of, you know, ending it…? You need to be honest with me.”
  17. “Stop making everything about you all the time. You’re so selfish.”
  18. “Is there anything you don’t have difficulty with? You’re being so precious.”
  19. “I don’t know what to say, I’m sorry.”
  20. “I can tell you you’re not alone, because I’ve felt like this too.”
  21. “You’re being so hard on yourself.”
  22. “I don’t know why I do it. The pain just stops me from feeling so empty for a while.”
  23. “You tried to kill yourself…? When?! Oh god…”
  24. “I don’t think I will get better. I felt the same five years ago and I’ve spoken to plenty of therapists in the meantime. I think it’s just a part of who I am.”
  25. “What are you feeling?”
  26. “Don’t give me that. I give myself a hard enough time already. Harder than you could possibly imagine so PLEASE just leave me alone.”
  27. “I know there’s nothing I can say to make it better, so maybe you should just let me hug you for a while?”
  28. “What happened to staying clean for me?!”
  29. “I’m supposed to believe this is you being sober? I’m not buying it.”
  30. “How many glasses have you had?!”
  31. “If you want to keep smoking, you’ll have to go outside.”
  32. “You told me you’d stop…”
  33. “You promised I wouldn’t find you like this again!”
  34. “Wanna shoot up?”
  35. “Have you been drinking? It’s not even noon!”
  36. “Let me smell your breath.”
  37. “What have you used this time?”
  38. “I see you’re still wasting away your days.”
  39. “How much did you take? Can you still hear me?!”
  40. “Are you trying to kill yourself?!”
  41. “I thought that place was going to make you better…”
  42. “You know if you go on like this, I’ll have to send you back to rehab. Is that what you want?”
  43. “Can you remember when we didn’t need this yet?”
  44. “Is the heroin really more important to you than I am?!”
  45. “Are you sure this stuff is safe?”
  46. “Right, that’s it, you’re going cold turkey.”
  47. “No, sit down! You’re having a bad trip. Let me help you.”
  48. “Have you any idea how much it hurts me to see you like this?!”

MEETINGS

  1. “Excuse me. Is anyone sitting here?”
  2. “I can show you where that is, if you want.”
  3. “I’m so sorry. When I get nervous I’m dangerous to be around.”
  4. “I wanted to say ‘hi’ before the party ended.”
  5. “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”
  6. “Did that asshole just cut in line up there? Jeez.”
  7. “So is it always this busy, or did I just pick a great day to come in?”
  8. “–Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”
  9. “I like your dress/shirt/hat/etc.!”
  10. “Would it be okay if I change the channel? I wanna watch the game.”
  11. “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”
  12. “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”
  13. “Are you done with that power outlet?”
  14. “Excuse me. I think I’m lost. Could you tell me how to get to Main Street/other location?”
  15. “Do you happen to have any spare change? I need it for the bus.”
  16. “Could I borrow your cell phone? Mine just died and I need to make an urgent call.”
  17. “Tough luck, buddy.”
  18. “Sorry, I know this is awkward, but…this stall doesn’t have any toilet paper…”
  19. “Hey, are you all right? You look upset.”

PHYSICAL INJURY

  1. “Ow…I think I broke something.”
  2. “Can I lean on you for a second? My ankle’s bothering me.”
  3. “Do you have any bandages?”
  4. “Oh god, that hurts so much.”
  5. “Everything hurts. Seriously, I think I broke myself.”
  6. “I can’t walk.”
  7. “Sorry about the blood trail. I might have gotten a bad gash.”
  8. “Is is bad that I can’t feel my legs?”
  9. “I’ve never felt this much pain in my life.”
  10. “Are you okay? Are you bleeding?”
  11. “Here, let me help, I took a course on this a few years ago.”
  12. “Does anyone know first-aid?”
  13. “That’s a pretty bad bruise, man.”
  14. “You definitely need to go to the hospital.”
  15. “Where’d you get all these cuts?”
  16. “Lie down. Sit somewhere, you need to rest.”
  17. “I’ll get the ice.”
  18. “I can’t believe you got yourself beaten up again.”
  19. “How many hospital bills are you worth, anyway?”

SURVIVAL:

  1. “It’s getting dark, we have to find shelter.”
  2. “If we don’t soon find food we’re going to starve to death, even before we get a chance to freeze.”
  3. “You collect branches and I’ll try to hunt for some food…”
  4. “Whatever you do, don’t lose your way back here.”
  5. “Let me look at that. Fuck, that looks painful… we need to find something against the infection.”
  6. “I need to clean the wound. I’m sorry I don’t have anything to numb the pain. Bite down on something, that should help a bit.”
  7. “I can’t feel my feet.”
  8. “I’ve never been this cold in my life… We can’t survive this, can we?”
  9. “It’s been three days since we last saw land… and we’re running low on food.”
  10. “Stop screaming! No one can hear us, you’re just wearing yourself out like this!”
  11. “I don’t know if this is edible, but it’s the only thing I could find.”
  12. “I’m in too much pain. I can’t make it, I’m just holding you back. You need to let me go.”
  13. “If you can’t keep walking, I’m going to have to leave you behind… you know that.”
  14. “What if nobody ever finds us here.”
  15. “I guess we’re lucky the ship sunk close to shore, but why the fuck does it need to be a desert island?!”
  16. “Of all people to get stuck on an island with… Why did it have to be you?”
  17. “There should be a river nearby we can wash in.”
  18. “I can barely remember what food used to taste like…”
  19. “Are you alright? You passed out before. We need to find you something to eat.”
  20. “We need to find shelter. We can continue in the morning when it’s light again.”
  21. “Tell me you have the faintest idea which plants are edible.”
  22. “Just keep talking to me, you’ll be okay. Let me treat your wound.”
  23. “How long have you been sitting here?! Do you WANT to get a heatstroke?”
  24. “What do you miss the most?”
  25. “It can take months for a ship to sail by and even then it’s unlikely they’ll notice us.”
  26. “I’m going insane. There’s water. Water everywhere. I can’t fucking do this anymore.”
  27. “You need to stay in the shade, you’re already sunburned as it is.”
  28. “What was that noise…?”
  29. “Can we please stop arguing? We need to work together if we want to survive.”
  30. “We are the only two people on this entire island, why are we fighting?!”
  31. “We’re the only ones who made it ashore… My name’s [NAME]. Nice to meet you…”
  32. “Any idea how to make a fire?”
  33. “I wish I’d died in that shipwreck… This is torture.”
  34. “On the bright side, at least we’re not alone.”
  35. “Whatever you do… don’t think about pizza.”
  36. “How long do you reckon we can survive for? A couple of days? Weeks? Months?”
  37. “I miss my home. I’m starting to forget what it felt like to sleep in a bed.”
  38. “I hope someone thought about my dog/cat…”
  39. “What are we going to do when one of us dies…?”
  40. “Don’t eat any of that food. I’m going to be sick… I don’t think it’s edible!”

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