Matthew Mercer: you can fight Matthew Mercer. The man is incredibly intelligent but he’s not especially buff. He might surprise you though, lanky people can be wily fighters. It would be an interesting fight regardless of who won or lost. He’d probably thank you for being a fan and help you to your feet if he defeated you. You can fight Matthew Mercer.
Marisha Ray: Do not fight Marisha Ray! Not only does she know actual marital arts, she used to be part of something called Fight Club where they used melee weapons. Dangerous with her fists or weapons. Do not fight Marisha Ray. (Also if you fight Marisha Ray I will find you and then *I* will fight you because she has enough jackasses being rude to her, and that needs to stop.)
Liam O’Brien: first you would have to catch him. The man runs 10 miles every day for fun so … good fucking luck. Even if you do catch him why would you want to fight him oh my god leave Liam O’Brien alone! (Also if you did fight him, you’d then have to defeat the combined rage of Sam, Laura, me, and half the fanbase charging to his defense.) You can fight Liam O’Brien but at what cost.
Taliesin Jaffe: you can fight Taliesin Jaffe. You shouldn’t, but you can. He has the power of Luck Manipulation granted to him by mysterious dark forces. Before you can blink, he’ll have defeated you, probably using something obscure from history. You can fight Taliesin Jaffe, but he’s going to win.
Laura Bailey: you can fight Laura Bailey but you will lose. Either she’ll take you out at the knees right away, or she’ll wink at you and you’ll fight yourself for her honor. Have you seen Laura Bailey she’s so cool and charming and amazing. You can fight Laura Bailey but you’ll lose. And you’ll deserve to lose, because how dare you.
Sam Riegel: you should absolutely fight Sam Riegel. Anytime, anywhere. Fight him in a Denny’s Parking lot, a grocery store, an arena. Fight this man. Win, lose, who cares? You must fight him.
Travis Willingham: you can fight Travis Willingham. If you’re buff he’ll fight you fair. If you’re smol and fierce he might be a little flustered. If you’re weak he’ll probably let you get in one hit before putting his hand on your forehead and keeping you at arm’s length until you wear yourself out. But he’d be nice about it. You can fight Travis Willingham. (Please note if you hurt him, you’ll have to answer to Laura Bailey, and that will not end well … for you.)
Brian Foster: you can fight Brian Foster. I’m pretty sure you’d win too. He self-deprecates so much, he might fight and defeat himself before you could even get to him. You can fight Brian Foster. (But like, maybe you shouldn’t. He beats himself up on the internet enough as it is.)
Ashley Johnson: no. How dare you even think about fighting Ashley Johnson. Go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.
Context: Upon finding out that Taryon hasn’t bothered to learn the names of most of his new traveling companions, Pike recruits Tary’s mechanical assistant Doty to immediately sketch some portraits. Of course, Doty takes the request very literally and decides to sketch everyone while they’re in bed. Many of them are not in bed alone.
AU where Until Dawn is an award winning movie and all the characters are actors in it. Just imagine.
Josh and Chris aren’t allowed to do interviews alone together for reasons that no one is allowed to say
Sam constantly brings the cast and crew coffee and hot chocolate every time they shoot in the snow
Bloopers of Mike constantly falling on his face as he’s doing his “heroic” run to save Jessica
Jess in the background laughing at him every time he falls on his face
“Fuck nuggets”, “Scared the blue out of my jeans”, “Jesus hot sauce Christmas cake”, and everyone other creative curse was completely improvised by Mike
Emily accidentally hitting Ashley while filming the slap-scene and Emily freaking out and apologizing
Theres a tabloid rumor that Mike and Matt hate each other and got into a fist fight on set, when really they just had a heated argument over who gets the last donut (Josh stole it while they fought)
Josh and Jess constantly forgetting their lines
Ashley going out of her way to meet fans and sign pictures for them
Mike taking every sexist question that Jess gets during interviews
Chris doing the same for Ashley and Josh doing the same for Sam
Matt not needing to do that, because Emily can handle the situation on her own
Matt visiting sick fans in the hospital
Hannah and Beth being famous twin actors, and the marketing purposefully misdirected it so it looked like Beth and Hannah were the leads to make their “deaths” more shocking
Josh and Hannah staying in their “villain” makeup (ie the psycho mask and wendigo makeup) and hiding in people’s trailers to scare them
Matt and Jess, during their first interview together, ended it with Jess beatboxing and Matt freestyle rapping. It becomes the most liked video on youtube
Emily being the queen of dubsmash, and it spreading to the whole cast constantly doing them inbetween shots
The guys having paintball games in between scenes and Ashley and Sam joining in only to destroy them
There’s several bloopers of Josh and Chris leaning forward about to kiss only to start laughing
“what were all thinking it” is Josh’s reasoning for ruining so many shots
Interviewer: “Who was your favorite member to shoot with?”Beth: “My sister of course. She’s my best friend and I wouldn’t want to do this without her”.Hannah: “Awww… mine was Mike”
Interviewer: “What was your favorite scene to shoot?”. Ashley: “The Saw scene since it was so intense and and special effects were so amazing that it looked so real”. Chris: “When i got to kiss Ashley”*Smirks*
Sam confirming the fan theory that her character is gay
Interviewer: “Which fate would you want, death or wendigo?”Josh: “how about a happy ending for my character instead”
If anyone is curious to what Ashley, Taliesin, Sam, Matt, Travis(photo is Jerry O'Connell from Stand By Me) might look like in tonight’s episode
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UPDATE: I have no idea who the other kid I labeled as Sam in my original post was