sam mcallister

  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>natalie:</b> ............................hey<p/><b>satan:</b> what<p/><b>natalie:</b> do u like me<p/><b>satan:</b> ....... you <i>do <i> understand what marriage is, right<p/><b>natalie:</b> <i>but do u like me </i><p/><b>satan:</b> <i><b>WE'RE MARRIED</i></b><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

Still friends?

… yeah.


So me and @astarisms were talking about screencap redraws and because of this wonderful chat we are now on a mission

okay but consider this: archangel natalie

  • because of her huge role in the end of days, god appoints natalie in as an archangel after her death, being the first human to ever achieve that
  • all the archangels are down with it. they all adore her anyways
  • when she wakes up in heaven she appears as an 18/19 year old, heaven’s most significant time in her life
  • there are hugs all around when she wakes, and she loves her lil orange flower pendant
  • “wait!! since i was born an archangel today, does that mean i get two birthdays??? WHICH ALSO MEANS TWO BIRTHDAY PARTIES!!”
  • “no natalie”
  • she absolutely gets two birthday parties
  • nat’s role as an archangel is to be the bridge between heaven and hell. she acts as a messenger to the Fallen, a neutralizer to the angels, and she’s also a guardian angel to some humans. 
  • when satan finds out
  • ohhhhh when satan finds out
  • natalie never lets him live down that she’s “one billion percent positive” that she saw tears in his eyes oh my lord he’s floored and ecstatic
  • he asks if he could see her wings. he also wants to feel how fluffy they are. she gladly lets him, soaking up all the attention
  • she’s allowed to see lucifer as much as she pleases. she also sees her mother and (assuming she died at an old age) her brother and dad.
  • archangel natalie
  • archangel natalie