sam is legal

Justice is Blonde

Justice is Blonde (inspired by this post, naturally)

The United States vs Bucky Barnes.

The Winter Soldier is called to account for his crimes. He needs a miracle. He needs a decent lawyer. He needs Elle Woods.
He just doesn’t know it yet.

“You have amazing bone structure. Very classic. Very James Dean.” Elle said, settling into the chair next to him with a magazine, her blonde hair twisted into little bright blue rollers. “Did you ever consider modelling?”

“Between the Depression, the war and then brainwashing, no, it never came up.” Bucky answered, staring at himself in the mirror.

sometimes i think about sam finishing his law degree at stanford and becoming a big bad criminal lawyer who uses his specific knowledge and skills to get hunters out of legal binds when the authorities catch onto their serial murders of demon or angel vessels or whatever creatures theyve been hunting

If there was one thing that Atty. Michelle Wilson was absolutely sure of, it was that her boy Sam was not enough of a damn fool to just follow Captain America’s star-spangled booty without a good reason. 

But then, Steve Rogers never did a thing without a damn good reason - and despite her son’s groaning and moaning about “Ma, please don’t go crushin’ on Steve Rogers, just don’t, no” - she’d been something of a World War II history nerd and she knew what was up.

Also, there were no words to express her fury at finding out her son was holed up in some super secret prison without trial or any further investigation. 

Michelle was not going to let her son or his friends go quietly into the night without a damn good fight. 

It also didn’t take long for her sisters at Delta Nu to start calling.  For once, even Elle set aside her a-typical Barbie-blonde bubblyness to assure Michelle that “we got your back, Michelle.  Give ‘em hell." 

Michelle Wilson smiled the challenge of a woman about to go to war and win.

— 

A Blanket Fort Headcanon for Mama Wilson, because Sam Wilson’s Mama is also awesome

(Please feel free to spot the additional fandom reference!)

Never smoke pot. Because, if you do, some crazy cop could be caught on camera shooting you directly in the head while your hands were cuffed behind your back and you were being totally peaceful and the cop outright said “I am committing murder here”, and the police would still try and argue “Well, they had weed in their system so it was a justified killing.”
Newsflash: The “All Lives Matter” movement don’t give a crap about all the black lives lost to crazy cops. They don’t give a crap about all the white lives, like Zachary Hammond, lost to crazy cops. They don’t give a crap about all the innocent lives lost to drone strikes in the middle east. They only care about themselves and their nice bourgeois surroundings  and being self-righteous and crapping on other people. Hey, guys, ‘American Psycho’ is a novel, not a fucking instruction guide. You realize this, right?