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Hump Day Smut!

Happy Hump Day, friends!! Ready for your weekly dose of smut?

Don’t Call Me Princess by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean can call me princess any time he damn well pleases. And boy does he please. *wink*)

Just a Little Practice by mysupernaturalfics (This three part series is super steamy. Dean talks Cas through how to please the reader, Sam just likes to watch. Fair warning, part two has some allusions to Destiel. I forgive it because holy sweet hell these fics were hot. Here’s Part 2 where Dean and Cas take turns, and Part 3 where Sammy gets his turn.)

Sticky by abaddonwithyall (Cas and whipped cream.)

How Does it Taste? by sammit-janet (Dean and whipped cream. Great minds think alike?)

Winnemucca by badwolfstoletheimpala (Soulless!Sam in a gas station.)

Some Like It Hot by kaz2y5-imagines (Reader helps Cas discover his body. This one’s around a year old but someone sent it my way after the ask about Cas smut so I figured I’d share!)

Loser Takes the Couch by withoutaplease (Some nice long Sammy smut for ya.)

Interlude at the Benefit by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (More Professor Winchester for the unquenchable thirst.)

Getting Out of the Family Business by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Husband Dean will always hold a special place in my heart.)

Compelled by cemeteryackles (I gotta say, a spell that forces you to do everything Dean says sounds like a win-win to me.)

Dancing for Sam Winchester by winchester-with-wings (Some nice long shower smut with Sammy.)

Heat by @kissdean  (A/B/O fic with Dean. Super hot.)

Mutual Affection by dreamsfromthebunker (Sam sure knows how to wake a girl up on the right side of the bed.)

Quite the Workout by fuckoff-assbutt (Training with Sam takes a turn for the sexy.)

Wanna Change That? by theredinourblood (After getting stuck in an elevator with Dean, some confessions are made and then smut ensues.)

Kitten by letmewriteyourlove (Dean shower smut.)

I’m trying to incorporate more Cas in these posts, but I just don’t read as much Cas smut as I do Dean smut so it’ll always be a little uneven.

Want more Hump Day Smut? See all the previous posts here!

Got questions about how to get your fic on next week’s Hump Day Smut? I probably answered them already here. (If not, ask away!!)

Want to request a fic but not sure where to turn?? As luck would have it, I’m starting to curate a list of SPN writers whose requests are open!! 

Writers with open requests- here’s a post detailing how to go about getting yourself added to my open requests list!

Hump Day Smut is still a thing that sometimes exists!

Namaste. Enjoy your smut.

Watching by @mrsjohnsmith (The Dean-est Sam smut I’ve ever read.)

Scents and Spray by @whispersandwhiskerburn (Dean and shower sex.)

Linger by @icecream-and-gadreel (Sam as a masseuse and an incubus. But not predatory. Be still my heart.)

Not My Type by @samanddeanssiren (Hunting with Sam and Dean when one of Dean’s ex flings has to be called in for back-up.)

I Dream of Baby by @scorpiongirl1 (There’s some smut in baby with Sam watching and also driving and it’s just, like, really good.)

Bad Idea by @nichelle-my-belle *Battery Burner* (I think realistic, sloppy, no immediate orgasms smut is my current favorite genre. I personally don’t drip fluids and orgasm on sight of a penis. This fic reflected realistic sex stuff. 10/10 would masturbate to.)

Not My Type by @samanddeanssiren (An old hookup of Dean’s comes into town, forcing Dean to confront his feels for the reader. Bonus points for Dean being uncomfortable.)

I Dream of Baby by @scorpiongirl1 (Some nice Impala smut with an exhibitionism twist.)

Hump Day Smut!

Happy Hump Day, guys! Y’all ready for your weekly smut?

It was a fantastic week for smut, so here we go!

Along the Coast by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Going to the beach with Sammy.)

Good Morning by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean knows how to wake you up right.)

The Babysitter by fvckinpayno (Holy hotness. au!Sam is a business man and a single father. You are his kid’s babysitter.)

Out of the Rain by mamapeterson (Plotless Dean smut. Meow.)

Fun in the Sun by elyshakate (Pool smut with Dean.)

Where She Stays by ibetthathurt (Dean. My heart is sad but it’s kind of bittersweet so not quite timeout material.)

Coffee Break by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (This Campbell’s soup Mmm mmm Good Professor Dean series just keeps on giving.)

Two Can Play At This Game by spnimpalaimagines (Reader puts on a little show for Dean while he drives.)

Long Drive by ssmar (Poor Sammy. Dean and reader are not as sneaky or quiet as they think.)

Full Marks by jensennjared (Sub!Dean is always fun.)

The King’s Throne by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Here’s some Demon!Dean smut for ya.)

Rated R by ilostmyshoe-79 (Movie theater smut with Dean.)

Dirty Talk by ilostmyshoe-79 (Dirty talk kink with Dean…duh!)

Only the Start, Baby by deans-colette (Some beautiful honeymoon smut with Dean bean.)

A Weekly Thing by spnimpalaimagines (Dean and reader sneak in some laundry room sex while their daughter is downstairs.)

Morning Cardio by manawhaat (Waking up next to Sammy has its perks.)

Coffee Break by elyshakate (Dean Smith and his secretary.)

New Romantics by a-lonely-string (Lazy morning watching cartoons with Dean gets heated.)

Life Imitates Art by white-feather-black-ink (Reader stumbles upon some fanfic about her and Dean and Dean catches her. Then gives her the real thing.)

Date Night by takeitoffwinchester (When you take Dean to a steamy movie, you get some ideas.)

2 AM by supernatural-jackles (I don’t even know how to sum it up… It’s Dean though.)

I’ve Always Wanted You by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Reader pines over Dean, but Dean’s a clueless idiot. Sam helps take her mind off Dean. Nice fic for my Sam!girls.)

Two is Better Than One by abaddonwithyall (Jess sliding her threesome fic in just under the wire. Continuation of the Can You Count to 10 fics that were on last week’s Hump Day Smut list.)

Praise Jesus there’s nobody in Timeout this week. I hate doing timeout. I have to have the sads in order to make it. If I want sads, I’ll watch the show. I read fanfic to hide from the sads. 

If you want more Hump Day Smut, check out all the previous posts here! Other than that, have a great week and Happy Humping!!

Hump Day Smut

Happy Wednesday! Are you guys ready for some smutty goodness? I sure am!

Beauty of a Secret by takeitoffwinchester (Dean and reader try to keep their relationship under wraps.)

Realistic Dreams and the sequel Dreamlike Bonds by assbutting-everything (Sam smut.)

Slow Burn, Big Payoff by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean is a sex god and that is all you need to know.)

The Other Side of the Wall by the-pri-experience (Companion fic to Slow Burn, Big Payoff with Sam.)

When Dean’s Away, Sam Will Play Part 3 by ilostmyshoe-79 (This is the kind of content I can really stand behind. Both boys, orgasm denial.)

F*ck You Better by ssmar (Reader takes Dean’s mind off some other girl.)

A Hell of a Winchester by spnimpalaimagines (Reader chews John out for being a shitty father and defends Dean. John tells reader she’d make a good Winchester. Then Dean smut. Allie still sucks at synopses.)

Can You Count to 10? by abaddonwithyall (Jess comes out swinging from her brief hiatus and brings us a multiple orgasms with Dean fic.)
Can You Count to 10…12? by abaddonwithyall (Sequel to last fic. Sammy gets his turn.)

The Payback by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (After Sammy went down on Reader in the back seat of the Impala, it’s Sammy’s turn to get off.)

You Can Look, But You Can’t Touch by ilostmyshoe-79 (Prepare for some sexual frustration, and then go straight to the Epilogue to resolve said frustration.)

Freckles by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean has freckles everywhere.)

An Ideal Stop by @inhellandheaven (Diner bathroom smut with Dean.)

No Need for Jealousy by thenightyouknow​ (Reader is Sam’s girlfriend, spends some time bonding with Dean and Sammy gets jealous.)

Green Eyed Monster by missscarlettangel​ (Reader uses her charm to help cases along, Dean doesn’t like other men looking at her.)

In-Flight Entertainment by isometimeswritesomethings (Taking Dean’s mind off being in a plane.)

Kiss and Make Up by manawhaat (Dean accuses reader of cheating and generally acts like an asshole. Then realizes he was wrong and apologizes. Makeup sex ensues. Allie isn’t getting any better at summarizing these fics.)

We Clear? by mightywinchester (Holy Dom Dean.)

Pecan Pie Afternoon by kittenofcastiels (Fluffiest fluffles with married!Dean who is also dad!Dean.)

Do It Again by manawhaat (Dean and toys and all the sexy.)

The Hookup by deanfiend (Sweet christ on a cracker. This is one of the best Dean smut fics I’ve read. There’s a smut-free fic before this called The Pickup, and it’s linked at the top of the fic. There are two more parts to this called The Wager and The Spoon. All great.)

Stranded by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Dean likes watching you work on his car.)

Possessive by deans-colette (Classic Dean confessing his feelings to you and then fucking you like crazy fic. Only there’s rimming. I feel that I should warn you for that because rimming squicks me pretty hard. Please no butt stuff. Don’t put your mouth near my poop-hole, Dean.)

Gunpowder and Dean by rizlow1 (Dean confessing his feelings to you and then fucking you like crazy fic. But way different from the fic listed above. Amazing how such a simple premise can be interpreted so differently. Also, I love it when Dean confesses his feelings to me :) )

Connection by ilostmyshoe-79 (Sam has been distant, reader gets close to him again.)

I’m happy to report that no writers have gotten themselves into Smut Timeout this week! We got a whole week of angst-free smut! Oh happy day!

Keep it up, writers! And until next week, Happy Humping!!!

Hump Day Smut

Well, here’s what I was able to get between Sunday and today. 

Show You by castielsdirtykitten (Reader’s boyfriend calls her fat, Sam and Dean won’t hear it. Threesome but the boys don’t interact, aka no Wincest.)

In The Backseat by deandoesthingstome (Teen Dean takes reader’s virginity in the backseat of the Impala. Fluffy smut!)

Hard by kittenofdoomage (Soulless!Sam smut. Rough and hot.)

Sleep With Me? by winchester-with-wings (Long one. Starts out with fluffy and cute Dean, and then you get some smut to top it all off.)

Apple Pie Life by castielsdirtykitten (Fluffy fluffy Dean fluff with some wedding night smut.)

Plaid on Plaid by supernaturalimagines (Dean is turned on by seeing you in his shirt, so he fucks you in it.)

Cakes, night and summers by thenightyouknow (Pregnancy fluff and smut with Dean. What a good little hubby.)

Daddy by deanwearingsweats (Reader has a daddy kink, Dean finds out.)

what do you call even this by winchestersandwordprocessors (Chris just talks about Sam and Dean’s favorite positions and I’m all worked up now.)

Show me what you got, Winchester by takeitoffwinchester (Reader likes it rough, Sammy is happy to oblige.)

Fighting for Dominance by castielsdirtykitten (Demon Dean and Demon Reader)

Tied Up by deanwearingsweats (Reader takes advantage of her situation after rescuing an already-tied-up Dean.)

Rain Check by winchesterwhisper (Shower sex with Dean Winchester.)

Birthday Spankings by meteoraangel (The first Cas fic to make it on a Hump Day Smut post.)

Distance Makes For Desperation by bovaria (Long distance relationship with Dean, he shows up and shows you how much he missed you.)

Dean having sex in public fic by winchestersandwordprocessors (the title says it all.)

Private Lessons by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (More professor Dean. If you aren’t reading this series, get your life together and start now.)

Stake Out by sp-oops (I would have posted this fic earlier but for whatever reason I didn’t want to post two of her fics in a row (weird, I do that all the time) and then I forgot to put it on the next post and anyways here it is. It’s great and you should definitely read it. Dean and reader are on a stakeout and witness a couple having sex, then get all hot and bothered. Voyeurism obvi. Enjoy.)

Sex on Fire by ilostmyshoe-79 (Dean rolls into town and gives you quite the night. This one gets extra love from me because it was written in honor of the shitty day I had yesterday. And it put a big stupid grin on my face.)

Y’all thirsty yet?

Smut Timeout:

Well, well, well. Look who did it again. Little miss Jess (better known as abaddonwithyall) Has gotten herself right back in the hot seat. Two weeks in a row, Jess? Really? I don’t know why you love to hurt me so. Maybe because you love writing the makeup sex? (My favorite fic, aka A+)

Here’s Photograph, it got Jess thrown into timeout. She drew me in with smut and then cut me down with angst. Fluffy kitty is not amused by your angst, Jess.

And here’s a nicer, happier fic that Jess wrote, that was listed with the other fics, but like I said, abaddonwithyall has gotten herself thrown into timeout. So I had to pull it and put it down here with grumpy kitty. This Is My Jam.

Now, Jess, you go sit in the corner and think about what you’ve done.

Since I’ve got the bitter taste of angst in my mouth, and I don’t want to leave you guys on such a negative note, here’s some happy gifs. 

Hump Day Smut!

It’s back! You may have noticed that these posts are becoming less frequent. That’s because school has me busy. Since I’ve been busy and posting less, I’ve been getting tagged less in fics. If you want to see your smut here in the future, read beneath the break. Either way, don’t be surprised if Hump Day Smut continues to skip a week or two, that’s just the nature of the beast (”the beast” being my chosen career path). That being said, the more you guys tag me in your smut, the longer and better the posts will be when the do come! And you get at least a few more notes on your fics out of it :)

I’ve also cut down on gifs and put disclaimers under the cut so that the post is made up of just the fics (and now this rambling bullshit). Friendly reminder that even though I enjoy the time I spend putting these posts together (reading smut), it still makes me extra happy when you reblog this post with a comment, gif, commentary in the tags, or all 3. Let me know what you think! It gives me the happy!!!!

Originally posted by entirelypets

Without further ado, here’s your smut!

Late Night Escapades by @supernotnatural2005 (Sneaky quiet sex with Dean while Sam sleeps in the next bed.)

I’ve Got You… All Night by @callmesweetheartifyoumeanit Battery Burner (I came three times. No really, I did. It’s a virgin reader fic but that’s not even the point. It’s Dean being perfect about it.)

Daily Chores by @bkwrm523 (This does not happen to me daily and I would not consider it a chore…)

Yes, Daddy by @ilostmyshoe-79 (Daddy kink with Sam. **PORN GIFS** don’t read at work, bruh.)

Raining on Sunday by @withoutaplease (Boyfriend Sam made a quick cameo in the smut scene again!)

Red by @kittenofdoomage (Holy demon!Dean. Wow.)

Bang Bang by @winchesterenthusiast (Dom!Dean meets dom!reader.)

All Work and No Play by @whispersandwhiskerburn (Jealous Dean is one of my favorites.)

Sharing Is Caring by @samanddeanssiren (Threesome with the Winchesters. Mmmhmm.)

Confessions at Dawn by @bkwrm523 (If only Cas was around to help me through my panic attacks. Amirite ladies?)

So this was a thing that happened when @mrswhozeewhatsis was set loose and my only question is where was poor Dean during this sex marathon? I can just see him sitting in the library with his arms crossed over his chest while blasting Bog Seger.

Lust, Libido, and Love by @bkwrm523 (Another sex marathon. How come poor Dean is the only one not getting a sex marathon? Poor Bean. I’ll give you a sex marathon.)

Hump Day Smut fine print and maybe a sexy gif or something under the break

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Hump Day Smut!

Happy Wednesday, friends!!

I feel I should mention this because there’s been some confusion even though I always source the fics I put on these posts- I DON’T WRITE FAN FICTION. I quite enjoy reading it, but none of this work is mine. Here are the answers to some commonly asked questions about these posts- if you want to see your fic here, check the link first. My ask box is always open if you have any other questions, comments, concerns, or kinks you’d like to discuss ;)

Also, thanks to the wild popularity of The Back Post, I may have missed it if you tagged me in fics the last few days. My bad. Feel free to message me if you think this is the case. And if you’re scared to share your fic with me, stop that! Send me the damn fic.

Awesome by twofriesshortofhomicide (This plus size reader x Dean fic fed my chunky little heart!)

When the tent is a rockin’ by crowlorevstiel (Sammy smut in a tent.)

Shower Sex is Complicated by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean. Title says it all.)

Blind Date Pt. II by jaredpadaleckii (Part I made it to my Fluffy Friday post, here’s the smutty sequel! After she went on a blind date and the guy called her fat, Dean comforted reader. Then they started dating, now smut.)

Let Me Help by bovaria (Dean. There are no words for this.)

Making Up Is Hard To Do by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (More Professor Dean smut)

Against the Wall by yoursupernaturalsammygirl (Dom!Sam smut.)

You’re Mine by thinkwritexpress (Soulless!Sam gets a little jealous and stakes his claim.)

Tease by winchesterwhisper (Honestly, this one is just a lot of teasing and sexual tension between Dean and Reader. Super steamy but no penetration. It’ll get ya all hot and bothered.)

Game Night by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Twister turns into a Wincest-free threesome with Sam and Dean. This is pretty much what you wish you could ask Santa for for Christmas. (I know I said “for” twice but I read it out loud to myself and it made sense. I’m not a writer so get over it.))

Wake Up Call by twofriesshortofhomicide (Look, if you’re gonna wake me up in the middle of the night, it better be like this. Dean knows what’s up.)

So Wrong by anotherwinchesterfangirl (Holy…wow. Winchester priest!kink stripper sandwich. Wincest-free. I don’t know what else to say. I need to shower. Preferably with holy water.)

Win, Win by tonystarks-girl (Dean goes down. Makes me happy.)

Smut Timeout:

THIS BITCH. abaddonwithyall You owe me more than an apology. That was a shitty thing you did.

Don’t write any more smutty angst. I will read it. And I will hate you for it.

Read the emotional train wreck that is Gravity if you dare.
She also wrote some cute semi-smut this week. Dean + dry humping? Yes please. Read A Study in Tattoos Part 3. Actually, read the whole series. It’s fluffy and smutty and angst- free… what a concept!

Well, well, well. Look who else landed herself a spot in Smut Timeout. We’re going to need more chairs in the corner of shame. ilostmyshoe-79, that was rude. Dust to Dust gave me mad feels, yo. 

You have successfully dragged your other smut fic this week down to timeout with you, Kim. Which is a shame because When Dean’s Away, Sam Will Play - Part 2 , Southern Comfort and If the Impala Could Talk(fave fic she wrote this week) did not deserve to be cast into Smut Timeout. It was a perfectly lovely smut fic. But alas, you had to go and be angsty with Dust to Dust. 

God damnit, Meg. We were so close to Wednesday and you gotta get yourself thrown in the slammer. 

 The feels felt in A Summer’s Dream were not appreciated, deans-colette. It’s a shame that Not My Father’s Son Part 9 had to be ripped from the big list, because it was a nice, happy little fic. But you know the rules. Make feels= go to Smut Timeout. 

We’re gonna need more chairs in Smut Timeout. Maybe a couch. But an uncomfortable one. Springs poking your butt and such. 

Well I want all of you to go to your corner and just sit here and think about what you did!

Hump Day Smut

Trying to get you guys some smut since I didn’t do a post last week. Forgive the shortness. Better than nothing??? 

Your Mechanic by @salvachester (Daaaammnnnnn.)

Good by @mysupernaturalfics (Cas with some dom/sub and grace kink.)

Impatience by @bkwrm523 (Cas and one of my fave things- dry humping.)

Untitled Dean Smut by @fangirlofeverythingme (Dean smut, NSFW gif included.)

Caught by @supernotnatural2005 (Catching Dean moaning my name is a fantasy of mine.)

Really? by @magnificence-in-words (Dean comes home with you to meet the parents.)

Originally posted by denatonia

Crash by @littlegreenplasticsoldier BATTERY BURNER (Ladies, charge the batteries and stock up on lube for this one.)

Jealous by @unadulteratedstorycollector (Jealous Dean with a daddy kink.)

Ticklish by @jinkieswouldyoulookatthis (Dean can tickle me any time he wants.)

Forget by @unadulteratedstorycollector (Fluff, smut, more fluff.)

Cas by @mysupernaturalfics (Drabble about Cas losing his v-card.)

Originally posted by thearronaut

Wanna get your fics on Hump Day Smut? Let me know that your fics are “fair game” for any Hump Day Smut posts or Have You Read the One With… lists. New rule on one thing: If you tag me in your fic, I will consider it fair game whether you’ve told me all your fics are fair game or not. It can be assumed that by you tagging me, you want it considered. If someone else tags me in your fic, I will still wait for permission. Keep in mind that I’m very busy and most of Hump Day Smut is made up of fics that people tagged me in. I simply don’t have time to track down fics these days. So feel free to tag me!! Read my Hump Day Smut PSA for more info!

Need to catch up on previous Hump Day Smut posts? Check out my Hump Day Smut Masterlist!

Have a great idea for fanfic but zero writing skills to back it up? Here’s a list of writers taking requests!!

In the mood for a specific type of smut or looking for a fic you read a while back? Try my Have You Read the One With… page. It’s got fics by categories. It’s obviously not all-encompassing, but I’m working on it. And if you’ve got fics that fit into one of the categories, by all means, send them my way! Remember, from this point forward, only those writers who give me the heads up that their fics are fair game will be added to any HDS or HYRTOW posts! :)

Hump Day Smut!

Well, it’s after midnight here, so technically….

Guess what day it is!!!!

Kneel by writing dungeon​ (kicking this week off with some nice Sammy smut)

Heaven Sent by khorybannefin (Sam and angel!reader. This one was steamy.)

Brown Eyed Girl by inkiestdawn (Dean in the impala. Double win.)

Laundry Day by abaddonwithyall (Dean smut, plain and simple and delicious.)

Dive In With Me by sp-oops (Sam smut. A good long one.)

All the things you couldn’t have by inkiest dawn​ (Dean bean smut.)

Sex Game by deans-colette (Dean and reader play a game: whoever comes first loses.)

Surprise by abaddonwithyall (Surprise sex with Dean.)

When Dean’s Away, Sam Will Play by ilostmyshoe-79 (This one was just, uhhh. Idk man. Just read it.)

Baby by yupokthatsit… but I can’t find a blog under that name? It’s posted on dirtysupernaturalimagines​ (Sex on baby with Dean. I fucking love flustered, horny Dean.)

Dirty Little Secret by takeitoffwinchester (Dean finds out reader used to be a porn star.) 

Was It Even Real? by deansdirtylittlesecretsblog (Off her Professor Winchester series. Good smut, then some angst. Here’s the problem with these fics ending in angst- I’m all into the smut and then when it ends sad thats what I remember b/c it’s the last thing I read. I messaged Mimi after meeting this one and said “Rude.” Because there is room for this problem to resolve in the next installment, I’m not sending Mimi to timeout. But I am sending you to bed without dessert, Mimi. (And I know who you were hoping to have for dessert.))

Dean’s Birthday Surprise by leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Extra special place in my heart because it was written special just for me! Is it my birthday??)

I Know by abaddonwithyall (Cute little Dean smut.)

Pull over by badwolfstoletheimpala (Bathroom smut with Dean. As an aside, I would like to find this bar where you can get 3 beers and 3 whiskeys for 20 bucks.)

Better in Reality by queenk023 (After reader hears Sam whacking off and saying her name, she decides to help.)

Not My Father’s Son: Chapter 8 by deans-colette (Some beautiful love making with Dean. Fluffy and smutty perfection. Read this series.)

The Escort - Part 10 by ilostmyshoe-79 (another AU series with Dean that you should definitely be reading. There are a lot of good Dean AU’s right now.)

Just Because I Lost Doesn’t Mean That I Don’t Win by winchesterwhisper (Dean is at the reader’s mercy after losing a race.)

Short Stuff by 5secondsofsvpernatvral (Dean teases reader about her height but he loves picking her up and having his way with her. I couldn’t find the fic posted on their actual blog so the link is to the story posted on dirtysupernaturalimagines.)

Invasion of Privacy by nat2tattd (Sweet Dean smut)

Party of Two by ilostmyshoe-79 (Sam smut)

Smut Timeout:

Look who got her self a first class ticket to the dog house! bovaria, you should know better than to do my heart like this!!

Check out Time Never Mends Old Wounds if you like your smut with a side of emotional torment.

Oh you little shit, Tes. She wrote a sequel too, folks. It’s even worse on the feels. (Still has smut tho)

I expect a very smutty and beautiful apology, Tesla.

Hump Day Smut is back!

It could be a bigger list, but I wanted to get something out for you guys this week!

Writers: If ya wanna be on Hump Day Smut, here are the rules :)

Without further ado, SMUT!

Relinquish by @mrsjohnsmith (Why is sub!Dean so appealing to me? Stop giving me new kinks!)

Quality Screentime by @littlegreenplasticsoldier Battery Burner (My condolences to whatever panties you were wearing while reading this fic. Shy Dean, Facetiming, all the goods.)

Beautiful by @scorpiongirl1 (Insecure reader being shown how beautiful she is by Dean.)

Case Closed by @curliesallovertheplace (Sammy and skype sex.)

We Had a Date? by @winchester-with-wings (Grad school AU with boyfriend Dean.)

Should I Get Off? by @jinkieswouldyoulookatthis (I think it’s the fact that I’m in the medical field and know how to suture, but stitching Dean up is kind of a kink of mine. It’s not a weird wound fetish, it’s a fixing him thing. idk.)

A box for your Box by @littlegreenplasticsoldier (Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln. Sam bought you some different sized dildos to get you ~ready~ for him. TBH, this fic could be 5k more words and I would stay enthralled the entire time. Sometimes I think Ali could write about that trip to the bathroom after sex where you pee to prevent getting a UTI and it would be solid gold.)

GIFs and such under the break.

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Hump Day Smut

Ok horndogs, here’s your weekly Supernatural smut!!

Originally posted by wellhellosupernaturalfreak

Yes, Miss by @yoursupernaturalsammygirl (IDK why but I think sub!Sam is way hotter than dom!Sam…)

Professor Winchester by @dontcallmebabe-ok (Professor Sam and also dom!Sam.)

Handle My Pain by @dontcallmebabe-ok (Dean lets off some steam with reader and then realizes he wants something more.)

His Favorite by @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid (Dean calls reader whenever he’s in town and they have a good time.)

Originally posted by black-little-demon

It’s Happening by @withoutaplease (Sam confesses his feelings for you after he smokes weed for the first time.)

Baby Hunter by @sexysupernaturalfics (Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea for Dean to train reader in getting out of knots, being that he has a bondage kink and all.)

Liquid Dreams by @iam-trickster-candy (Dean sees reader getting off and decides to help out… also, if anyone can tag this blog, feel free to do so.)

Trade Secret by @dreamsfromthebunker (Reader is the tattoo artist who gives the boys their anti-possession tattoos, Sam takes a liking to her.)

Cat That Got the Cream by @thenightyouknow (Cute fluffy Dean goodness.)

You’re Secondhand Smoke by @wonderlxndwrites (Dean finds out you’ve never had an orgasm during sex before and fixes it.)

If you want more smut to tide you over until next Wednesday, might I suggest checking out my old Hump Day Smut posts (there’s a link there with everything you could ever want to know about Hump Day Smut if you’re a writer and trying to get on the list). If you’re in the mood for a specific type of smut, mosey on over to my Have You Read the One With… list. It’s got smut by some general categories that I see a lot of. And of course if you want your own personalized smut, you can check out my list of Writers Taking Requests. Drop them a line!

Keep on reading that smut and happy humping!

Hump Day Smut!

Happy Wednesday, friends!! The coming week is finals for me, so next week may have no Hump Day Smut (boo) or just a short one. We’ll see how much procrastinating I do :) Writers, if you tag me in your smut, it’s way easier for me to put the post together. I definitely won’t have time to go digging for smut this coming week. Also, my birthday is the 12th so if you feel so inclined, you can write smut for it. *Shamelessly begs you all for smut*

Originally posted by porucz

My Girl by @unadulteratedstorycollector (A little bit of praise!kink Dean.)

Stay Here With Me by @unadulteratedstorycollector (Oh my gosh this made me so happy I don’t even know just read it it’s so good and I can’t.)

Hidden Wings by @sexysupernaturalfics (Reader has wings and Cas shows her his wings… and his weiner. I need to grow up.)

Originally posted by likahiddles

Cardigan Delights by @fingersinsamshair (Omgggg Sammy plus dat cardigan from Just My Imagination…. I think I came.)

Sexy little Dean ask by @fingersinsamshair (Talking Dean and mutual masturbation and is it hot in here?)

Rest Up by @dreamsfromthebunker (Reader takes care of Sammy since he hasn’t been taking care of himself.)

In the Backseat of My Brother’s 67 Chevy by @fingersinsamshair (Sam shows you some of his night moves.)

Originally posted by kill-em-with-the-kindness

For A Good Time by @deandoesthingstome (Um. I think my car is broken. Can someone get me mechanic!Dean’s number please? I’m gonna need that.)

Read My Mind by @sexysupernaturalfics (Drunken confession of feelings for Dean, but ever the gentleman, he waits until you’re sober to act on it.)

Bed Rest by @snowballackles (After surgery, reader was put on bed rest for 4 weeks. No sex for 4 weeks builds up a lot of tension for her and Dean.)

Why Do You Love Me? by @abaddonwithyall (Sammy feels and some smut.)

Push and Shove by @pepermint-pada-ackles (After pushing you too hard in your training, Dean makes it up to you.)

Originally posted by marvelouspond

Wanna get your fics on Hump Day Smut? Let me know that your fics are “fair game” for any Hump Day Smut posts or Have You Read the One With… lists. And tag me in your smut! Read my Hump Day Smut PSA for more info!

Need to catch up on previous Hump Day Smut posts? Check out my Hump Day Smut Masterlist!

Have a great idea for fanfic but zero writing skills to back it up? Here’s a list of writers taking requests!!

In the mood for a specific type of smut or looking for a fic you read a while back? Try my Have You Read the One With… page. It’s got fics by categories. It’s obviously not all-encompassing, but I’m working on it. And if you’ve got fics that fit into one of the categories, by all means, send them my way! Remember, from this point forward, only those writers who give me the heads up that their fics are fair game will be added to any HDS or HYRTOW posts! :)

Hump Day Smut

Finals edition! That just basically means please don’t get mad at me if this post ends up being short and/or shittily crafted. I am but one woman.

After hours smut! But I mean come on, it’s probably for the best. Y’all be out at school and work reading the smut and melting into a puddle. I simply timed my posting so that you could read in the comfort of your own home. Yeah, totally on purpose. 

Just What You Needed by @mrsjohnsmith (After you’re dumped, Dean shows you how you should be treated.)

The Shared Bathtub by @assbutting-everything (This Dean smut was a special birthday gift for me, but because I love you guys I’m gonna share it with you.)

Amazing Grace (How Sweet the Sound) by @mysupernaturalfics (Cas uses his grace to edge you all day before giving you what you want.)

Very Bad Day’s End by @bkwrm523 (Dean shows up after your boyfriend dumps you and after you help him save Sam, he gives you the night you deserved. And yes, this is the same plot as Just What You Needed up top. That’s because @bkwrm523 posted the prompt as fair game and then decided to tackle it herself as well. So please lets not send anyone nasty messages accusing them of plagiarism or tattle on them to me as if I could do something about it. They’re both good fics so enjoy them.)

Please Daddy by @mysupernaturalfics (Daddy kink with Sammy.)

Suspenders by @abaddonwithyall Battery Burner (Happy birthday to ME. It’s Dean smut to feed my suspenders kink and it’s all I could ever want.)

Originally posted by hurricaneziam

Happy Birthday by @unadulteratedstorycollector (Guys, I am SO feeling the birthday love! And I also giggled while reading this because I love bows and the joke is that if you put a bow on something, I want it. A dress, jewelry, doesn’t matter. If it’s got a bow, I must have it.)

Hello, Cop Kink by @mrsdemonackles (Sexy officer Dean, reporting for booty.)

Fuck the Police by @icecream-and-winchesters (Officer Sam and his big dick are also here and also reporting for booty duty. (but not butt stuff… just ‘booty’.))

Love ‘em and Leave ‘em by @snowballackles (Good old Winchester threesome.)

I’m Yours by @dashingwinchester (A little bit of dom!Sam for ya.)

If you tagged me in smut this week and I haven’t liked it yet, chances are it’s open in a tab on my browser right now. I’m super behind on my smut reading, but I’ll get to it I promise!! In fact, there are like 5 more one shots I could put on this post, but they are just going to have to wait until next week because I haven’t read them and I can barely keep my eyes open.

Originally posted by deatbycute

Wanna get your fics on Hump Day Smut? Let me know that your fics are “fair game” for any Hump Day Smut posts or Have You Read the One With… lists. And tag me in your smut! Read my Hump Day Smut PSA for more info!

Need to catch up on previous Hump Day Smut posts? Check out my Hump Day Smut Masterlist!

Have a great idea for fanfic but zero writing skills to back it up? Here’s a list of writers taking requests!!

In the mood for a specific type of smut or looking for a fic you read a while back? Try my Have You Read the One With… page. It’s got fics by categories. It’s obviously not all-encompassing, but I’m working on it. And if you’ve got fics that fit into one of the categories, by all means, send them my way! Remember, from this point forward, only those writers who give me the heads up that their fics are fair game will be added to any HDS or HYRTOW posts! :)

Hump Day Smut

Happy 2016, friends!!! Once again, I forgot it was Wednesday because I’m the worst. Fear not, next week I’ll be back in school. This means I will be way busier, which means that I’ll spend way more time procrastinating on tumblr. 

Twelve Days of Kinkmas: Day Seven by @kittenofdoomage (Dean has a thing for a woman in high heels.)

Hold Me by @unadulteratedstorycollector (Slightly angsty with some sweet Sammy lovins.)

Originally posted by shapoopay

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by @latinenglishfandomblog and @the-mrs-deanwinchester (It’s never too late for a little Christmas spirit. Especially with daddy!Dean.)

Twelve Days of Kinkmas: Day Ten by @kittenofdoomage (Dean and blindfolds.)

Patience by @mysupernaturalfics (Some alpha!Cas for ya.)

Originally posted by padaleckijen

Destiel Shippers by @theinsandoutsofcastiel (Despite the name, this is actually a Sam fic and there was just enough Destiel that I could ignore it and enjoy the smut.)

One and Only by @is-this-you-manning-up-sammy (Sweet Sam smut based off of Adele’s song.)

Also, I got started on a new category for Have You Read the One With… and it’s all Holiday fics! So right now, I’ve got Christmas and New Year’s on there, but over time it’ll have all the Valentines, Halloween, etc fics too!! Here’s your new Holiday Smut!

Not bad for half the week in Philly with Jess and the other half running errands at home.

Originally posted by winterchesters

Wanna get your fics on Hump Day Smut? Let me know that your fics are “fair game” for any Hump Day Smut posts or Have You Read the One With… lists. And tag me in your smut! Read my Hump Day Smut PSA for more info!

Need to catch up on previous Hump Day Smut posts? Check out my Hump Day Smut Masterlist!

Have a great idea for fanfic but zero writing skills to back it up? Here’s a list of writers taking requests!!

In the mood for a specific type of smut or looking for a fic you read a while back? Try my Have You Read the One With… page. It’s got fics by categories. It’s obviously not all-encompassing, but I’m working on it. And if you’ve got fics that fit into one of the categories, by all means, send them my way! Remember, from this point forward, only those writers who give me the heads up that their fics are fair game will be added to any HDS or HYRTOW posts! :)

I love you all and I’m sorry that it’s another short post this week! All my love xoxo