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If I could have an convention....

We’d hold it on the moon, in the Crystal Palace with Queen Serenity overlooking the whole event. OBVIOUSLY The Doctor would be in attendance, seeing as he hasn’t visited Queen Serenity’s Queendom in quite some time. Luckily with him being there, he would have brought some of the greatest, and most well known people from across time and space. 

Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan, along with Rufus will have followed The Doctor through the Time Vortex. They are the musical guests for the Con, nothing is better than Wyld Stallyns playing in the background.

The Doctor nabs Dean, Sam, and Cas, trying to prove that aliens are in fact real, and Dean’s fight dissipates as he sees the Sailor Scouts….. Then Cas glares at him because Cas is the only one for Dean <3. 

Somehow The Doctor was able to jump dimensions! Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield and the rag-tag group of dwarrows stumbles upon the event. (That is after being picked up in a blue box and confused out of your mind… Bilbo definitely doesn’t know if he likes this adventure thank you very much! And Thorin’s being Thorin and glaring at every person in the room, especially the Queen who he believes is an Elf.)

Then crossing through his own timeline The Doctor obtains every single companion he has had to date, including his own granddaughter.

Yet, I am not done. The crew of Serenity realize that something is not quite as quiet in this area and come to investigate. Kaylee and Sailor Jupiter become fast friends, while the others wander about. 

Kili and Fili end up running about with Bill and Ted, causing all sorts of trouble, and the citizens of the Crystal Millennium watch in awe as all of the newcomers astound and surprise them. 

This convention will go down in history as the most ridiculous, amazing thing to happen in the history of the Crystal Millennium. And during all of this, The Doctor sat back with Sarah Jane, Rose Tyler, Romana, and his many other companions catching up, and appreciating the greatness of the convention.

Sam Winchester, Esquire

AN: Hey guys! So this is my entry for @balthazars-muse‘s 30 First Dates with Sam Winchester month. It’s super late and I’m very sorry for that but she was gracious enough to let me submit it anyway. I hope you enjoy your date with Stanford!Sam at the Renaissance festival!

Tagging: @devsfan55 @thinkwritexpress @icecream-and-gadreel @itsallintheeyeofthebeholder @blushingsamgirl @fingersinsamshair @oriona75 @ohfora67impala (if I forgot any fellow Sam!girls, I apologize)

Word Count: 1408
Warnings: none, unless you have a thing against ren faires


Sam watches you out of the corner of his eye, mesmerized by the way your hand moves to tuck a stray hair behind your ear as you study. When he’d first signed up for the basic history class, he’d thought it would be another boring core curriculum requirement. But then the professor had split the class up for group projects, and Sam had been paired with you. When the two of you met up for the first project, he was drawn to you before a half hour had passed.

He fidgets nervously, glancing to the clock again as it counts down the time he has with you. Just ask her, he berates himself. It’s not that hard. His thoughts are interrupted when you touch his arm softly. “Hmm?” he mumbles, looking at you.

“Got a hot date?” you ask with a smirk.

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