Okay the bit in the Fellowship movie where Sam nearly drowns would have been so much stronger if they had at some point told the viewer how much hobbits hate and fear water–like it’s not just that Sam can’t swim, it’s that he’s literally terrified of drowning and throws himself in after Frodo anyway and mostly the movies are really pretty faithful but I’m so mad about this
After first dance my first year:
k that was cool...idk what was with that american pie song tho......
Post fourth year third dance:
*MUFFLED SOBBING* THEY WERE SINGING *SNIFFLE* BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY BUT *CHOKES* THE LEVY WAS DRY THEM GOOD OLD BOYS WERE SINGIN THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE, THIS'LL BE THE DAY THAT I DIE*COLLAPSES*