sam and al

Liam: I need to make my character different from last campaign *plays a sadboy but with a cat this time*

Marisha: I need to make my character different from last campaign *plays Dirtbag Korra instead of Antlers Aang*

Travis: I need to make my character different from last campaign *plays a monster-ish race beefcake, but this one doesn’t drink ale*

Sam: I need to make my character different from last campaign *plays a tiny race but this one LOVES TRINKETS*

Sam: Let me get this straight-

Alex: More like can I run this bi you.

Magnus: Let’s pan this out.

Blitz: How about we ace-ss the situation?

Mallory: Lesbianest with one another.

Hearth:

Hearth: I’m gay.

Headcanon prompt: Sam and Amir get their first child, how does the group react?

(I don’t know a lot about Muslim traditions, so I’m not going to cover that, I’m sorry)

- Babies can communicate in sign language before they can speak, and Hearth gives lessons

- Floor Nineteen babysat one time, but after a very close incident with an axe and the Breakfast Buffet to the Death, the child is kept out of Valhalla

- Blitzstone gifts a chain-mail onesie

- Magnus is the godfather

- Alex attempts to give the child a miniature clay-cutter (it’s confiscated)

- Sam becoming 10X as scary because of her child

- Amir is a cool dad who has no idea how to parent

- “Amir no you can’t feed our child felafel they can’t digest food yet”

- Samir not forcing gender roles on their child (Alex-approved! 👍 )

- Hearth teaching the child curse words

- Blitz makes a duck mobile