sam accidentally sees the whole picture

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Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture — almaasi

Sam’s been through a lot lately, what with tonight’s hunt rendering his skin an aching shade of purple and all. He can deal with Dean being overly concerned about Cas’ broken finger, and - God help him - he puts up with the sound of their preposterously soppy love confessions and first kisses on the adjacent bed. But he cannot be expected to remain silent and feign sleep throughout the entire duration of their first-ever lovemaking session. He just can’t. Especially not, because it seems apparent that Cas is more intent on deflowering himself than letting Dean do it.

10,400 words, NC-17

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taronkray  asked:

Hmm. It's been a few days since I've read 'Sam accidentally sees the whole picture.' Time I rectify that (seriously my favorite fic).

♥♥♥ (◍>ᴗ<◍) thank you, you lovely, precious thing

(fic link for people who enjoy Sam being unhappily present while Dean and Cas make love for the first time)

anonymous asked:

/post/111909165950/send-me-a-pairing-and-a-number-and-ill-write-you Hi if you do prompts can you please reblog this so I can send you prompts from the list??

Hate to break it to you, but if you’re on anon then I can’t go to your blog and find the post! Out of curiosity I am interested in whatever post you’re talking about… I googled the suffix of that link you sent, so I think it’s this post?

Have to say though, I’m extremely awful at writing to fit prompts. I’ve tried, and all my hope of producing something good devolves into ”I hope it gets finished before it eats my soul”. Besides, I have waaaay too many projects to finish off, so all logic (whatever little I have) is telling me it would not be in my best interests to start writing a new story. Sorry about that :<

Thank you for asking, though. Some of those prompts are on my internal bingo card to cover at some point, anyway, so most likely you haven’t heard the last of this from me. And actually, I just counted them off and I’ve already done 9 out of 23. Wow. Next on my bingo list: sexting, walking in on private time, having a ‘friend’ over and another person accidentally interrupting.

(I just realised, I don’t think I’ve ever done a fic where Dean and Cas are actually mid-coitus when Sam walks in?? I’ve done several where he walks in right after, or when they’re asleep, and one where he’s in the room while they’re doing it, but I don’t recall ever writing that wonderfully horrifying scene where he walks in like a beam of sunshine, puppydogs and rainbows, then sees what’s happening and drops everything and screams “MY EYES!!“ I should do that, I love that trope to bits.)