sam accidentally sees the whole picture

thanks to @envydean’s Destiel Trope Collection (and specifically the Bed Sharing trope post) Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture now has 2000 kudos!!!! that’s a lot of kudos!!!! and I’M REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THIS

Y’ALL REALLY LIKE THAT 10.4K FIC WHERE SAM’S IN THE MOTEL ROOM PRETENDING TO BE ASLEEP WHILE DEAN AND CAS ARE DOING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME, HUH?? YEAH I THOUGHT SO

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Sam Wilkinson - Shortie

MASTERLIST

“Are you ready, baby?” Sam called out from downstairs.

“Almost!” I yelled back as I knelt down in my closet taking out the box I had been thinking about the whole day. I flicked up the lid and the beautiful pair of high heels came to my view. I bought these beauties weeks ago but been waiting for the perfect occasion to put them on. Despite the fact that how short I was, I never like high heels, they were uncomfortable for me and I couldn’t run around in them for too long. But Sammy always teased me that the top of my head was at his chin so I thought that once in a lifetime I would make myself look taller. These heels made me almost as tall as Sam, they were hella uncomfortable but it worth the pain to stop him making jokes on me.

I quickly put them on and immediately felt so strange to be this tall. I grabbed my purse and made my way downstairs. Sam was waiting for me at the front door with his phone in his hands. Hearing my heels clicking on the hardwood floor he looked up but out of habit his eyes only got to the height of my chin.

“Woah, baby, what’s up with these killer heels?” he asked checking me out from head to toe.

“You like it?” I asked innocently smiling at him.

“Your legs look amazing, but isn’t it, I don’t know, dangerous? They are really high,” he said furrowing his eyebrows.

“I’ll be okay, don’t worry. Let’s go.”

It was our two years anniversary but we agreed on just having dinner together and then spend the rest of the night at home cuddling and watching movies. We rarely could have evenings like this with his crazy schedule even though we already moved in together a few months ago.

The dinner went well, a few fans asked to take pictures with Sam and even me, but we were back at home by eleven.

“See? I told you I got this,” I smiled proudly spinning around in my heels.

“Just don-“ He couldn’t finish his sentence, because I accidentally twisted my ankle and landed on the floor while pain shot through my whole leg.

“Fuck,” I sneered.

“Jesus, are you okay?” Sam asked kneeling down next to me immediately and tried to figure out what to do.

“Uh, I guess,” I whispered feeling the throbbing pain in my ankle. He gently took down the heels from my feet and then took a better look at it.

“I think we should have a doctor see it,” he said furrowing his eyebrows.

“Nooo,” I protested not wanting to spend our night together in a hospital. “Just get some ice, it’s going to be okay.”

“No, baby, it really looks bad, come on.”

I knew he wouldn’t let it go and I also knew that he was right. I couldn’t even stand up without his help. An hour later I was lying on a hospital bed after they put to place everything in my ankle and they put a case on it.

Sam was sitting next to my bed, we were waiting for the nurse to finish the paperwork and I felt so stupid because I wanted to be taller so badly. Sam must have knew what I was thinking about. He took my hand between his and gently kissed my knuckles.

“Baby, you know that you don’t need to wear silly shoes like the ones that put you in this position.”

I sighed rolling my eyes even though he was right. It was stupid of me to put on those shoes when I rarely wear high heels.

“I’m sorry I just… You always tease me because of how short I am… You call me Shortie all the time and… Ah.” He smiled at me kissing my knuckles again.

“I call you Shortie because you are so cute. I love that you are this small, I feel like I can take care of you in every way and can protect you. Don’t feel bad about it. I love you just the way you are.”

“You do?” I asked pouting my lips at him.

“Of course baby,” he grinned at me leaning closer to steal a quick kiss. “From now, heels are forbidden for you in the apartment and out of it.”

“I would pretend to be upset about it, but we both know I’m not,” I laughed shrugging.

Dear fellow Destiel fans,

I know we’ve been through a lot this weekend. I know a lot of us are suffering right now. I want you to know that your feelings are valid. It IS there. For whatever reason it won’t be consumated on screen. Destiel has given us so much. Their beautiful love story helped a lot of us through tough times, has given us hope. It’s okay to be sad. If you need someone to talk to, I’m here for you *hugs*

Title: Be My Baby

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,800
Summary: Dean and Cas watch Dirty Dancing…Cas is inspired to try a few things; Dean goes along for the ride.

Note:  I don’t have much to say. I love Cas being into pop culture *uwu* 

Title:  Suddenly, All at Once

Rating: Mature
Word Count: 3,600
Summary:Dean falls in love on a Thursday.

Note: asdfghk this fic. This is all I want for them. *sighs* fluffly fluff. human!cas in the bunker. first time fic ayy.

Title:  Of Shampoo And Fruit Flies

Rating: Mature
Word Count: 18,000
Summary:Dean’s roommate is not what anyone would call ordinary. Cas is asexual, and mildly autistic, and he frustrates other people with his unrelentingly ‘childish’ ways – but it’s different with Dean: they have an exceptional bond, something truly profound. Dean figures Cas wouldn’t respond to the idea of a crush the way most people would, so he has no intention of telling him he’s been harbouring non-platonic feelings for him for years. Then one night everything falls to pieces: Cas overhears something he wasn’t meant to hear. Things were never normal between the two of them, but now they might never be comfortable again.

Note:  THIS FIC. I can’t breathe. almaasi is such a wonderful writer I really don’t know how to describe it. This fic made me so emotional, I had to show it to all my friends and I immediately went here to tell people about it. (yes, this is the fic I’ve been freaking out about in case you wondered) I have read quite a few asexual!cas fics and it all seemed so 'far away’ kinda? if that makes any sense.. but in this fic I totally FEEL cas. Dean is so cute and considerate I just adjksdskjdkf?!?!? It’s also beautifully written oh my god. This is one of my top ten fics EVER. Okay I should stop now..but you GO NOW AND READ IT AND THANK ME LATER ;)

Title:  Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 10,000
Summary:Sam’s been through a lot lately, what with tonight’s hunt rendering his skin an aching shade of purple and all. He can deal with Dean being overly concerned about Cas’ broken finger, and - God help him - he puts up with the sound of their preposterously soppy love confessions and first kisses on the adjacent bed. But he cannot be expected to remain silent and feign sleep throughout the entire duration of their first-ever lovemaking session. He just can’t. Especially not, because it seems apparent that Cas is more intent on deflowering himself than letting Dean do it.

Note:  Whoops. I didn’t realize this is also by almaasi. Maybe I should just rec her in general. all fics written by almassi are pure gold. jfc. This fic made me laugh so much. it’s also very cute ^_^ 

Title:  The Distance Of The Setting Sun

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 18,000
Summary:With the apocalypse off the table and Sam returned from the pit, Team Free Will finds themselves at loose ends. When Sam suggests they take a holiday, Dean expects many things. Wearing flip-flops isn’t one of them.

Note:  God this fic helped me through the last hiatus I think. It’s so beautiful and it really helps to calm you down. I think I’m gonna reread that later *~*

Title:  Take The Lead

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Word Count: 1,700
Summary:Castiel is the dance instructor for ballroom dancing. After one of his students proves to have a difficult time following her partner’s lead, Castiel asks one of his experienced students, Dean, to help him show the class how even someone unused to following can do so in a dance. Except he gets more than he bargains for when Dean decides to mix things up.

Note:  a short and sweet fic <3

Title:  Inevitable Homoeroticism in Spanish Romantic Heroes

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 42,000
Summary:Dean is a grad student studying for his MA in Spanish literature, and he’s pretty content with his sexuality as it is – that is, fairly undefined and also secret. His attraction to Castiel, a professor to the undergrads, doesn’t seem like a big deal until it becomes a very big deal, and Dean scrambles to keep his head above water.

Note: I’ve read this one a loooong time ago BUT it is in my little book and it is marked with an A+ and lots of hearts :) I do remember certain cute moments, but I don’t wanna spoil you! You will enjoy it, I’m sure!

Title: Ice, Ice Baby

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 3,300
Summary:Dean misses Cas, Sam thinks Dean is ridiculous, Dean and Cas struggle over the word 'unplatonic’ and eventually everyone gets ice cream and a happy ending.

Note:  oh god destiel and ice cream. yissss. we all need this now :D cas is so super cute and squinty :’D

Title: My Eyes Are An Ocean

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 10,000
Summary:It’s amazing what you decide you can get away with when you can’t see a damn thing.

Note:  Okay this isn’t necessarily fluff and I’m SO sorry but I NEED to rec this. this fic moved me to tears. it’s simply beautiful. pure destiel love. Dean is blind and..just..sadhadjkadskhjsdhfj?!

Title: It’s Only Monday, Mr. Mom

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 4,900
Summary:“But Dean had been leaning back against a park bench, free beer in hand, when Cas had asked if he could sit down, and well. That was that.”

Note:   I just LOVE kid fics. this is super teeth rotting fluff *~* Title: Happy Birthday, Dean Rating: Genereal Audiences Word Count: 2,800 Summary:Castiel knew this birthday was important, and he knew he had to express that to Dean. But in seeking advice from Gabriel, a notorious trickster, will things go horribly wrong? Note:  oh god I love gabriel :D and uwu there’s a destiel kiss :)) 

Title: Dean Winchester Does Not Cry During Sex

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 3,000
Summary:Dean is hit with a cuddling curse and when he isn’t being hugged he gets very emotional. Thankfully, Sam and Cas are there to help.

Note:  Also one of my all time favs :3 perfect balance of humor, fluff and smut!

Title: The Holiday

Rating: Mature
Word Count: 32,000
Summary:Another of my movie AU’s. Castiel and Sam are unlucky in both life and love, so they swap houses for the holidays. Both find the experience highly…interesting.

Note:  Chuck bless this fic. I remember reading this fic last summer. I couldn’t put it down .D 

Title: Love Letter From The Future

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 800
Summary:When Dean ends up in 2014 and meets himself and future Castiel, he wasn’t sure of what he was expecting, but being handed a piece of paper that says several words that Dean never expected to see from someone was something he never would have expected.

Note: *CRIES 5 EVER* *OTP TEARS OF HAPPINESS*

Title: Dean Winchester, Worst Patient Ever

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 2,100
Summary:Hunting a simple werewolf turned into a life or death situation for Dean, who got his ass saved again by the new human Castiel. He hates being laid up but the huge wounds across his gut force him to allow Castiel to patch him up. Problem is, he’s such a squirming child about pain that the former angel gets irritated and takes control of him. Dean finds it impossible to resist the feelings he’s been burying for years.

Note: Cas is the cutest nurse ever haha :D (go and read everything she has written, it’s all beautiful)

Title: Just Kisses

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,300
Summary:Castiel’s not ready for anything beyond kisses. So Dean just kisses him. Everywhere.

Note: cute cuuuute smut :3 don’t judge me haha :D

Title: Dean Winchester and The Drunk Sexual Crisis

Rating: General Audiences
Word Count: 716
Summary:“I mean, wow could you be any less interested?” Sam smiled, ignoring Cas’ question.

“I was interested!”

“Yeah. And that’s why she’s already flirting with someone else?”

Dean snapped his head around to see Ivy leaning over a table, shamelessly flirting with an equally hot girl.

“Oh my god,” Dean mumbled, snapping his head back forward.

Note: Lmao this one SO SUPER SHORT, but it never fails to make me smile :)

Title: Excuses, Excuses

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 837
Summary:Sam watches Dean and Cas hold hands. And maybe trolls them a little bit.

Note: this is nothing more than pure PURE fluff <3 enjoy!

Title: Hands Remember

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 2,300
Summary:They’ve been together-together for a while now. And while they’ve fooled around before today, with Dean a little insecure about his body and Cas more than a little enthusiastic about getting to touch Dean, this is the first time that they’ve deliberately sent Sam away from the bunker with the purpose of having sex.

Note: I’ve read this a long time ago and a friend of mine sent me this again. Thank you, bae! Rereading it made me realize that it needs to recced immediately.I’m not necessarily into chubby!dean or anything BUT I think it’s super cute that Cas loves Dean no matter what. uwu. Oh and also this is porn lol.

Title: For Richer or Poorer, or Maybe just as Monster Bait

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 18,000
Summary:Dean and Cas go on a hunt (with Sam assisting) where they have to pretend to be married to catch the monster. Exactly what it sounds like: a fake marriage fic featuring cooking, babysitting, drunken confessions, and one out-of-control game of Big Gay Chicken.

Note: This fic is absolutely glorious :D I love pretend relationship fics. especially when it’s in the canon verse :)

Title: Castiel in the Bunker

Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 25,000
Summary:After giving up on the trials, Sam and Dean find Castiel lost, empty, and human. They take him back to the bunker to their broken hunter family. Kevin is livid. Sam is sick. Dean is worried. Yet, all three men find time to teach Castiel something new about being human. They bond through their lessons with Cas.

Note: human!cas in the bunker is the best thing ever. remember when we were hopeful for season nein? I just pretend this is what happened after 8x23 and all is well. *goes to pretend season 9 and this con never happened*

Title: What Has Eight Tentacles And isn’t Allowed to Eat Pie?

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Word Count: 16,000
Summary:Dean watched an anime porn about this once, but real life turns out to be way less interesting.

Note: One of the most hilarious and simultaneously cutest fics ever. I know it sounds weird but I can guarantee that you will feel better after reading this :) Okay guys, that’s it! I recced some of my all time favs + new ones that I adore. I hope they help you through this hard time. Again, if you need someone to talk, I’m here. Love you all ♥

♥ If you like this you should totally check out my other recs  ♥
things to imagine the Garde doing

(based off things ive done/seen in real life)

• Marina and Eight playing Mario Party 8 on the Wii and accidentally setting the CPU to “very hard” mode, and then regretting it and teaming up together to make sure that CPU doesn’t win

• Nine going up to the front Six’s house when it’s dark and then taking a picture of it on Snapchat, captioning it “come outside we need to talk” and sending it to her, then proceeding to run away before she actually comes out

• them going out as a group except only Eight can’t make it that day, so Marina spends the whole time snapchatting random pics of the outing to Eight instead of actually talking to the rest of them and then Six making fun of her for it

• They all organize a bonfire as a group but then they don’t realize that there’s two beaches of the same shortened name three miles away from each other, and half of them end up going to the wrong beach and having to walk an hour to the right beach and being pissed as hell when they arrive (seriously, looking at u huntington beach)

• They all go to Vegas for a winter break, but they stay at different hotels bc of booking conflicts. One night Nine is driving John and Sarah to the others’ hotel but they take the Strip and the traffic is so bad that it takes an hour to drive like two miles

• Marina and Ella sneakily follow and take pictures of a hot stranger at the park that looks like their celebrity crush, and Six and Sarah seriously judging them

• them going over to Nine’s house for a hangout and then Sarah getting a bad allergic reaction to all the dust in the place

• Adam won’t let the girls in his house for some reason when they all agree to hangout together, so the girls camp out in his driveway and eat the food that Eight sneaks out for them

• the whole group trying to fit themselves into a Polaroid picture and failing

• the whole group trying to fit themselves into a photo booth picture and failing

• the whole group filming a group truth or dare video to upload onto YouTube, but at that time Eight’s obsessed with a mobile game he’s trying to beat and in the corner of the video you can just see Marina and Eight staring intently into his phone screen

• Eight wearing a “free hugs” sweater one day and Marina secretly getting jealous of all the other girls that get to hug him

• Sam accidentally breaking his ankle for the second time in a semester bc he tripped when trying to pick up a basketball

• having a disfunctional group chat in which they spam so much that Adam just leaves

• they rent one of those huge nine people bikes but Ella and Maggie just sings at the top of their lungs the whole time, annoying Adam (who is driving) so much that he just crashes the bike off course and walks away
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Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture — almaasi

Sam’s been through a lot lately, what with tonight’s hunt rendering his skin an aching shade of purple and all. He can deal with Dean being overly concerned about Cas’ broken finger, and - God help him - he puts up with the sound of their preposterously soppy love confessions and first kisses on the adjacent bed. But he cannot be expected to remain silent and feign sleep throughout the entire duration of their first-ever lovemaking session. He just can’t. Especially not, because it seems apparent that Cas is more intent on deflowering himself than letting Dean do it.

10,400 words, NC-17

» read on AO3

cassammydean  asked:

Okay I gotta ask! When you plan a new story, do you think to yourself "What new kink should I explore with them this time?" Because I think it's actually so wonderful that you do bring something new with each new story. It's not plain ol' vanilla with you. I mean, we had The Kink That Must Not Be Named, Somnophilia, pet play, doctor kink + others, do you plan it most times? or simply go with how you feel they are written at the time? If you don't mind me asking of course, I'm really curious :)

ehehehehehehehehe. ehehe. nope.

there’s no big plan. I just happen to think that if I’m gonna write a kink, I may as well go all-out. although, I do decide beforehand that a particular kink might work with the story, which usually (always) ends up defining some part of Dean and Castiel’s relationship.

sometimes I just love a kink and feel like it’s not used enough in fanfic - or ever in fanfic?? there’s legitimately a few things I’ve written that I’ve never read about beyond maybe a wikipedia article. but I think a great part of being a writer is that you learn to take 0.5 of a piece of information and turn it into a plot point. and I find I have a lot of general intuition about things I have little real basis for knowing.

98% of the things I’ve written in my stories are things I’ve never experienced. I’m aromantic and asexual, uneducated, inexperienced, and vanilla as heck, and I rarely leave my bedroom, but I find it easy to write interesting people in worlds filled with romantic love and sex and fantastic events. I’m always delighted when people tell me certain things are accurate, given I’m literally guessing about what they would feel like.

anyway. I said nope, but now I’m actually thinking, yeah. I should just pick a kink and run with it. see where it goes. hmmmmm. this actually gives me ideas for a Christmas fic I was stuck on until just now. OH MY GOD. WING KINK?? OKAY I HAVEN’T DONE THAT IN LIKE 4 YEARS. I THINK IT’S TIME.

thank you, Roo. you’ve just fixed a problem I was stuck on for over a week, driving myself mad with frustration. I love how simple writing solutions are when you think about something completely different for a while!! =u=

time for some fic links! (my fics feature some of this stuff so often that I’ve most likely forgotten to mention some)

somnophilia » Held in Your Tender Hands // Love Him in His Sleep (Love Him Always)

doctor!kink » Sexier Than Doctor Sexy // Delirium and Doctor Sexy

pet play » Dean Winchester the Puppydog

the kink that must not be named (srsly don’t even ask) (if you must know it’s pee kink) » Foxfire Blossom

priest!kink » Hello Night // Preacher Comfort

authority/uniform!kink » Sexier Than Doctor Sexy // Sharing the Rain Dog // Drop Anchor

wing!kink » Play Nice, Kids // Angelhawke // Love Him in His Sleep (Love Him Always)

comeplay » Angelhawke // Try-Something Tuesday (? I forget) // Bad Things With You

accidental voyeurism » Angelhawke // Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture (I’m so sorry, Sammy)

dom/sub » Shadows Across the Camera Lens // Dean Winchester the Puppydog // Foxfire Blossom

food » Lettuce Share This Moment // Hart of the Storm // Drop Anchor (mango pulp as lube? does that count?)

parenting …is this even a kink? » Nobody’s Daddy // Father Material // Sharing the Rain Dog

if that’s a kink then here’s one for domestic grossness » #ThankYouSammy // Take You To The Country // Drop Anchor // Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You) // Of Shampoo and Fruit Flies // Try-Something Tuesday // Cherry Pink Wedding // Sharing the Rain Dog

possession » Sharing Hands // Hello Night

tiny/big » Faerie Strange Circumstances // The Tailor of Fairy Ridge (or just plain tiny: Our Garden Home (wip))

animals???? not bestiality but still » Bad Things With You // Dean Winchester the Puppydog // Roost // Angelhawke // The Feline Perspective of a Guilty Conscience // In Which Dean Frogs Up // The Literal Bear Hug

genderfuckery, crossdressing, feminisation » Boutique du Ballet // Winchester’s Rouge // Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You) // Held in Your Tender Hands // Shadows Across the Camera Lens // For a Scarf in October (and SO MANY others - nearly every fic - because Dean in panties is a thing I love, and hey, fuck gender ideals)

whatever the hell these are » Manscaping (shaving, blood, awkward boners and hurt/comfort??) // What’s a Hickey? (marking) // Cowboys and Real Estate Angels (cowboy!Dean, panties, lovemaking with strangers) // Waiting For That Final Moment (polyamory isn’t exactly a kink idk)

oh god I give up, there’s too many. if you want something kinky just look at these 58 fics right here and pick something at random. if cuddling is a kink to you then nearly all of my fics have that because I’m a total sap. but at this moment in time I feel like throwing some more out there:

cuddling » Of All the Bars in the World (There Are None Between Us) // Love Him in His Sleep (Love Him Always) // Understanding Your Body in Ten Easy Steps // Sam Accidentally Sees the Whole Picture // Snow Place Like Home (But My Home Is With You) // Preacher Comfort

oh dear god I need to stop

anonymous asked:

I would read more of your stuff (cause it's frickin amazing) but I'm scared you'll break my heart. I don't do pain well. :/

Thank you so much, anon!! I don’t know what you’ve read already, but here is a list of all my completely pain-free, angst-free fluff fics, which all require no worrying whatsoever, because nothing bad happens at all. (going in order of length, shortest first. if it has a # it contains porn):

as you can see, I really enjoy writing fluff