Fic title for your game!! "Must Love Cats" 💜
There is only one thing that Dean Winchester hates more than pop music in his car - and that one thing would be cats. He’s annoyingly allergic.
So when Dean gets into another prank war with his brother Sam, the younger Winchester decides to really pull the wool over his brother’s eyes. He takes out a Craigslist ad that he titles “Must Love Cats,” and waits for the replies to roll in.
His best candidate is Castiel, a guy that doesn’t so much love cats as he does dislike anyone that hates them. He and Dean have absolutely nothing in common - he doesn’t even know what Star Wars is. Sam’s plan is just to have Castiel badger his brother and ask him out, maybe make the dude a little bit uncomfortable as payback for how he’s psychologically tortured Sam for the last few days.
What he doesn’t count on is Dean actually accepting Castiel’s offer for a date. Sam hadn’t even known he was into guys? And he’s ended up playing himself: now he’s got to listen to Dean whine about this new love interest he’s got. (Serves you right, Sam.)