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My Stinky Roommate

Part 1 of My Roommate, a Fluffy JensenxReader Drabble Series

“So we know that you, Jensen, have a hilarious roommate.”

“She likes to think so,” I reply with an easy smile.

The fan grins, not nervous at all. In fact, she seems a little… devilish? Mischievous? Whatever it is, I’m instantly on edge. Fans with these looks either have fantastic questions, embarrassing questions, or slightly inappropriate questions. I’m not sure what to expect when it comes to Y/N and her blog.

“Her two and a half million followers on her blog also think so.”

“Speaking of the blog,” I cut in. “I just want to clear up any confusion: the blog was not originally about me. She started it about one of her past roommates. If she had started it about me, the title would have been something much better like My Handsome Roommate or My Sexy Roommate.”

“My Humble Roommate,” Misha tosses in, and I chuckle airily before nodding.

“Riiiiight,” the fan drawls. She still has that gleam in her eye though. “Anyway, I was wondering if you could explain the Stinky Roommate post she just made a few hours ago.”

Oh shit. She made a new one today? What did I do? This con has been going on for hours and I can’t even remember what I had for lunch, much less–did I even have lunch? Surely I ate something. Someone would have made me eat, right?

The question. Y/N’s latest post. What did I do before I left this morning? Did I even see her? This week seems to have blurred together. Both of us had crazy schedules and I don’t know when the last time we even had a real conversation was.

“What post is that?” I ask. Misha already has his phone out, looking it up, and he laughs loud and hard as soon as he reads it.

“Really Jay?” Misha managed to choke out between laughter. I steal the phone as he continues teasing. “Maison and West are better in the kitchen than that!”

My Stinky Roommate woke up extra early today to make me breakfast. He knew that I had a stressful week and thought that he would do something thoughtful for me before he left for the fan convention in town. How sweet of him, right? Unfortunately for us, we learned that Jensen should not be allowed in the kitchen before he has finished at least one full cup of coffee. It wasn’t even halfway through the first bite of delicious-looking waffles topped with strawberries and whipped cream that it quickly became apparent that his sleep-deprived brain doesn’t know the difference between half a teaspoon of salt and half a cup of salt.

Read the next installment, My Weird Roommate, HERE!

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Dinner Party
  • 1 tub microwave rice 125gm - 5 serves
  • 1 tin Heinz Baked Beans 385gm
  • 1 tin Tuna Garic + Herbs 95gm
  • 1 tin Tuna Tomato + Basil 95gm
  • 5 Flat bread


Fill rice with boiling water and recover (partly open) place in a microwave container and microwave on high for 1 minute. Drain into a soup bowl. Spoon 2 small tablespoons of rice onto flatbread, 1 tablespoon of beans, and 2 tea spoon each of tuna with garlic, and tomato, and fold as burrito.


Seasoned Bisque

Dress wet soup bowl with mixed salad lettuce (try noodles). Part fill a microwave bowl 1 litre of boiling water, four tablespoons of rice, and one tablespoon of beans (unmeasured) and microwave on high for 1:30. Partly whisk with hand blender and add two teaspoon each of tuna with garlic, and tuna with tomato (unmeasured). Whisk. Garnish and serve to wet bowl. Serves 2 Service with towel and wine porter.

Makes 5 serves.

Champignon Bruschetta

Prepare dry crust and toast. Finely coriander dry mushroom and season with fresh sea salt. Serves with red.

Smoked sirloin

Install wet chips to bar grill and ignite. Install pan salted sirloin to grain and remove char. Serve with broccoli, asparagus, and melon. Serves with red and refil.

Creme soaked trifle

Soak soft sponge in cool jelly and port to a 4" tray, cover with soft creme and iced with cream. Serves with red.

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