- Madison: You're smiling, did something good happen?
- Jefferson: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?
- Burr: Alexander tripped and fell in the garden.
I've just realized that depending on how you're doing the salt thing I could be gentry-proof because I have a heart condition (Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome) that requires I eat a LOT of salt. (Other electrolytes too--which makes me wonder, is it only table salt in your 'verse or do other salts work too?) My tears are actually so salty that it's painful to cry. Best of all, POTS is common in young adults--about 1% of teens have it and plenty college age people never grow out of it.