salma's stuff

anonymous asked:

Do you mind if I ask why those 4(riverdale) are so problematic? I saw the kj thing but not sure about other 3?

Lili Rathart - Used Beronica to queerbait the fans (x) then made fun of them for believing in the ship 

 and played the victim on her co-star’s coming out tweet, making it all about herself

Cole Sprouts - abusive towards his ex girlfriend, believes in reverse racism, said this:

 and this:

yikes.

Camila Mendes - this one i dont have a recent source on, but i’ve read she did an interview in which she says that beronica won’t be canon cause their show is not a ‘fanfiction’

Edit: Camila didnt say anything of that sort, it was Lili.

some malira headcanons

Okay but listen to me: height swapped malira???

  • Here we have tol awkward lesbian Kira Yukimura
  • and her girlfriend, smol angry pansexual Malia Tate
  • kira saying ‘fight me’ and this smol girl behind her just glaring and daring you to lay a finger on her bby
  • malia just getting bored of being ignored by kira during study dates so she just sits comfortably in her lap
  • kira sighing and acting all ‘ugh, why me’ but not so secretly loving it
  • kira having zero legs coordination and just awkwardly transporting herself on her bambi legs
  • “If I run and leap at Kira she will most certainly catch me”
  • cue Kira screeching, letting go of the coffee and catching mals in her arms
  • fighting together? Malia goes for your shins and ankles and Kira goes for you neck and face
  • “Kira, can you pass me the cereal box-” “Oh, sure honey, it’s not your fault you can’t reach it”  “Kira, I swear-” “Whats the magic word?” “Oh my god” “Always remember how to human Malia, and you’ll get the cereal box. You can try and get it on your own, but I think” “dont say it.” “That you are-” “Dont YOU fucking DARE, Yukimura” “Too short.” God Fucking damn it, Kira!”
  • “How does it feel going to sleep and being so tall that you’re feet are sticking out of the blanket and you’re cold” “Malia, it’s 3 in the morning, let me sleep.” “You can’t sleep, uh? Is it the blanket?”
  • “sometimes i want to strangle you, yukimura” “can you even reach my neck” 
  • “Things you will never be: down to Earth“ “You’re going to make me cry, and you know short people are the first ones to drown”
  • Just imagine. the possibilites.

Ocean’s Eleven Recast

Dani Ocean (Julianna Margulies) wants to score the biggest heist in history. With the help of best friend Rusty Ryan (Lucy Liu), they create an eleven member team: Ocean, Ryan, Lauren Caldwell (Adrianne Palicki), a master at sleight of hand with a desire to prove herself, demolitions expert Britney “Basher” Tarr (Lupita Nyong’O), business tycoon Rebecca Tishkoff (Christine Baranski), surveillance specialist Liberty Dell (Olivia Munn), old friend and card dealer Frannie Catton (Octavia Spencer), Chinese acrobat “The Amazing Li” (Zhang Ziyi), con woman Sophia Bloom (Mary Beth Peil), and twins Veronica (Troian Bellisario) and Theresa Malloy (Meghan Markle).

Their target? The Bellagio, the Mirage and the MGM Grand. All casinos owned by Teri Benedict (Salma Hayek). It’s not going to be easy, as they plan to get in secretly and out with $150 million. Not to mention the curve ball that gets thrown the team’s way when Dani’s ex-husband, Tom (Bradley Cooper), shows up.

anonymous asked:

saphael fic rec?

When is a monster not a monster: 7.5k

My saving Grace: 2.9k (warning: simon self harms)

Moving Out: 1.3k (Raphael is pining, Simon is pining and it’s wonderful)

5 Times Simon Thought Raphael Was Insulting Him In Spanish (+ One Time He Realised He Wasn’t): 6k (the Spanish was terrific, no offence, but you get the gist)

I know what you are (say it out loud) Bisexual: 6.3k (i was in tears throughout the whole story)

forever isn’t too long, when I’m right where i belong: (Raphael goes to Magnus, Rebecca and Clary to ask for Simon’s hand, and im yevgdhwnd. I have yet to read the second chapter, but the first was so fucking cute.)

Wanderers on Earth: 2.5k (Simon and Raphael are soulmates)

empty gold: 1.3k (Simon’s friends start to die, angsty)

your left hand man: 3.9k (Raphael is pining hard and Simon is oblivious)

Welcome home: 12k (its more 6k because its two chapters one without spanish translation and one with them)

anonymous asked:

Sterek fic rec?

HIIII! I’ve read only sterek for the past week, so…. *shrugs*

When I’m Gone - Stiles feels underappreciated by the Pack and decides to leave Beacon Hills. Things don’t go exactly how he thought, as the Pack does everything in their power to stop him. (108K)

Changing My Spots - Stiles manages to get chicken pox at his age, which sucks. He also gets a boyfriend, which sucks less, I guess. (10K)

He’s perfect for you (or so does Uncle Peter say)- Stiles comes back from New York to find out that his best friend has been turned into a werewolf. And that his pack is very not-pack-like. He fixes it.  (21K)

i wanna dance with somebody (who loves me) - Derek has an accident and when he wakes up, he doesn’t remember what happened the last two-three years of his life. And he doesn’t remember nor understand why Stiles seems to hate him. (10K)

Brutus - Stiles decides, after breaking his engagement and leaving his job, that getting a dog and going back to Beacon Hills isn’t a bad choice. (20K)

My pack, my family- Stiles looks after Isaac after Derek leaves, because he wants to. He might lose a best friend, but he gains a family. (18K)

Keaton Was Better - Stiles and Lydia become official part of the Pack, and with them they get ready for the big werewolf hunger games style exam. (122K)

Lovebitten- Derek is bitten by a lovebug. Hilarity, fluff and almost smutt ensues. (10K)

Pull in the magic- Stiles comes to Beacon Hills with his best friend Theo, looking for revenge. He finds love as well, two at price of one. (32K)

His Only Defence - Stiles accidentaly gets gay werewolf married to an emotionally constipated Alpha, who is also being targeted by a number of hunters, while a virgin-killing Omega is going around murdering. Great. (116K)

nom de plume- Derek retrieves a USB drive from the library, and finds an amazing sci fi story in it. An unfinished one. Derek promptly despairs. (3K)

The son of Betrayal and Destruction- Stiles Stilinski is an abomination. He’s the son of the demon of Betrayal and the angel of Destruction. And now that his love has betrayed him like Abbandon betrayed Azrael, Stiles swears on revenge. (8K)

anonymous asked:

Top 6 ships?

1. Stiles Stilinski and Derek Hale (Teen Wolf: sterek)

Originally posted by whovian182

2. Zayn Malik and Louis Tomlinson (One Direction: zouis)

Originally posted by javaddzains

3. Thomas and Minho (The Maze Runner: thominho)

Originally posted by jenuinelyy

4. Isabelle Lightwood and Clary Fairchild (Shadowhunters: clizzy)

Originally posted by leonardsara

5. Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo (Percy Jackson: pernico)

Originally posted by themcdonaldsking

6. Magnus Bane and Alexander Lightwood (Shadowhunters: malec)

Originally posted by shadowhuntersseries