salesman

I am not a good salesman.

This is why I am a radio host, listeners. Because while I like to talk to people, a real people person, it says in Russian at the bottom of my college degree, I don’t like to shape a conversation toward buying and selling. I like to tell people stories, stories that affect them, allowing my listeners to process the stories in their own unique ways. I don’t want to directly tell them how to think.

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Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 44 - Cookies

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Felines! Felines! Felines! Felines! This enthusiastic salesman has taken a break from his used car lot to spread the word about all the fine pre-owned cats that are currently available for adoption at the Calgary Humane Society.

“He’s got black cats, white cats, tall cats, and short cats; cats of all makes, models and colors ready to walk with you right off the lot!”

If you live in the city Calgary, this weekend is your chance to join the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds. Head over to the Calgary Humane Society on Saturday August 22, 1035 and adopt some pre-owned pets at their CAT-TASTIC Summer PAWTY.

“We’ve got bouncy castles, cotton candy treats, frozen drinks, crafts, face paint, balloons AND adorable adoptables - spin the wheel of deals to see what your reduced adoption price will be! Not in the market for a new fur baby? That’s OK! come down to our CAT-TASTIC PAWTY this Saturday, August 22 for some free family fun…it’s going to be a CAT of a time!”

Visit the Calgary Humane Society on Facebook for more information.

[via Uproxx]

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