salad is people

Boy I tell you what… The thing that gets me through the day is my ability to romanticize the ordinary. Being wrapped up in my favorite blanket drinking coffee out of a silly mug I got for cheap is blissful for me. A cat curled at my side purring herself to sleep is a blessing. Taking the time to appreciate a lovely sky while sitting in traffic calms me down. I may be living a perfectly ordinary life but I learn to appreciate it when I experience things and allow myself to believe it is extraordinary. That’s how I get through it, man


All counterparts reunited and happy (´∀`)
Requested by @jirehthedisciple


Demon Children Present:
-Bad Memories-

Voltron characters as things that I did/said while I was slicing olives

Lance: I’m beautiful /and/ good at cooking, I’m like, the full package

Hunk: Food Network, here I come

Shiro: wouldn’t it be unfortunate if this knife made its way into your eye socket,,, yes,,, unfortunate,,,

Pidge: *sticking olives onto the tips of every finger* um for your information I am Mature and Responsible

Keith: *drops a couple of olives and screams* my avocados!!

Allura: *gets told to chop faster* ok *goes as slowly as humanly possible*

Coran: *thinking of making this post*

Zarkon: *swinging giant knife* DIE


First table of the day, I get sat a one top. I grab his Coke for him and give him a few minutes to look over the menu. After a few minutes, I go back and ask if he’s ready to order.

Me: are you ready to order sir?
Guy: yeah but I have a question real quick. The meat sauce, it has meat in it right?
Me: …yes.
Guy: oh ok. Can I please get the spaghetti with meat sauce and a Caesar salad?
Me: I’m sorry sir we don’t have Caesar salad. Is a house salad ok?
Guy: sure but can I get Caesar dressing on it?
Me: I’m sorry sir but we don’t have Caesar dressing (why would we have Caesar dressing but not Caesar salad???)
Guy: ok ranch then. And can I get some franks red hot sauce too?
Me: we don’t carry that but I do have tabasco
Guy: what about chololo sauce? (This is seriously how he pronounced cholula lol)
Me: sorry sir only tabasco
Guy: that’s dumb. I hate Tabasco.
Me: I really don’t care for it myself either. I’m sorry about that.
Guy: then don’t bring me any sauce. I hate Tabasco.

As soon as I brought everything out, he asked for Tabasco lol