sal you trash

High point of my weekend was spotting a Sal cosplayer in a parking lot, making a U-Turn in front of traffic, racing back and running up on them, rolling down my windows and yelling out “YO! YO! YO YO SAL! YOU’RE TRASH!” then driving away.

*Disclaimer* To be exact we called them shark trash which is a joke the creator made about Sal specifically. We also called them beautiful afterwords and are inviting them to join us for a cosplay group. Don’t actually go around calling cosplayers trash or attacking Sals.

Unless you and a Sal are touching tails and are totally into that kind of play, or it’s someone actually wearing a trash can and calling it a Sal cosplay.