Ahhhh I just read Wild Things and it was so great!!! "Sweet cinnamon roll sunshine sun" is Naruto to a T. Aha, speaking of tiny precious sons, I was trying to find a picture of Orochimaru and Mitsuki together because Reasons, and it occurred to me. It's established that a) Oro is such a Tobirama fanperson and b) in canon that Oro has Tobi's DNA on hand. You're telling me there's a zombie-raising genius white haired hellion and Oro wouldn't use that DNA for mitsuki's dad? Tsuna, meet your uncle.
I’m uber attached to your WIP with Sakumo’s dna used for Mitsuki, but can you imagine? “You cloned the 2nd Hokage. Because of course you did” Sarutobi is OUT. Even worse than the idea of Jira/Oro’s hellspawn, TOBIRAMA? Hell no. Also, Oro making shifty eyes because his crush on Tobirama really was that noticeable and he’s such a fanperson, all awe and subtle nerd-worship. tbh with his huge hero-worship crush I can see Oro deciding “there is no logical better candidate of DNA donor”
I think someone actually mentioned they were going to try and write this fic, which is fantastic because you are absolutely right, and I’m kind of weirded out by how overjoyed Orochimaru must have been to actually get his hands on Tobirama’s DNA. Working for Danzou trying to recreate Mokuton is one thing, but holding Senju Tobirama’s DNA?
Okay, yeah, I’m creeping myself out so I’m going to stop there.