Categories: The Wannabe Gangstas, The Wannabe White Guys, The FOBS, and the rare but there Normals.
EXHIBIT A: The Wannabe Gangstas and Shit They Say:
- I smoke weed so I’m really cool.
- I do underage drinking omg I’m so cool.
- Wiz Khalifa is my role model so I’m really cool.
- I got a single ear piercing AKA I’m so cool.
- I have a tattoo so I’m really cool.
- I blast music on the highway so I’m so cool
- I wear my 59/50 hats lopsided, so I’m so cool.
- I have a chin strap obviously I’m cool.
- My undergarments are never actually under anything so I’m cool.
- I wear my pants below my waist cause I’m so hood, so obviously I’m cool.
- DJ Pauly D is my body inspiration so I’m so cool.
- I got all the hoes, so I’m so cool.
- I got more bling than my momma so I’m so cool.
- I’m always daring boys to fight me, so I’m really cool.
EXHIBIT B: The Wannabe White Guys and Shit They Say:
- I only shop at Abercrombie.
- My skinny jeans are tighter than my sister’s.
- Zayn Malik is my fashion inspiration.
- Got these nerd glasses OMG IM SO HIPSTA.
- Your Vans are soooo last season.
- Hey guys, meet my white girlfriend.
- I wear a rosary even though I’m Hindu.
- I wear shades inside the building omg I own the place.
- Of course I’m desi dude, I say Namastaay.
- I haven’t shaved my arms in like three days omg I’m a hairy beast.
- My parents are so rich, oh yeah swag.
EXHIBIT C: The FOBS and Shit They Say:
- OMG these ladkis need to cover up.
- But please don’t tell my mother about the porn virus my laptop got.
- OMG these boys are all messed up crack heads.
- But please don’t tell my father I stole from his liquor stash.
- The Mandir is where its at.
- But please don’t tell my grandma I skipped pooja to go to the mall.
- Boys should respect women.
- But please don’t mind me shoving my male chauvinism down your throat.
- India is the best country ever.
- But I never want to move back.
EXHIBIT D: The Rare but There, Normals and Shit They Say:
- Hi I’m Raj.
- I want to go college.
- I’ll make my own money one day.
- Oh sure, I’ll be your partner in the couple dance.
- Aw man I forgot to study for the test.
- I prefer Sherwanis over Suits.
- I want to wait for the one I fall in love with.
- I sing really well.
- I’ll fight for the one I love.
- I exist in Bollywood films.
DISCLAIMER: We’re just joking around and know that all desi boys don’t fall into the molds of these stereotypes. Please take this in good humor. :)