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She's A Rebel
  • She's a rebel: Aries, Leo, Aquarius
  • She's a saint: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
  • She's the salt of the Earth: Taurus, Libra, Sagittarius
  • She's dangerous: Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn
The Signs as Jesus of Suburbia Lyrics
  • Aries: there's nothing wrong with me, this is how i'm supposed to be
  • Taurus: no one ever died for my sins in hell as far as i can tell, at least the ones i got away with
  • Gemini: are we demented or am i disturbed? the space that's in between insane and insecure
  • Cancer: city of the dead at the end of another lost highway, signs misleading to nowhere
  • Leo: home is where your heart is, but what a shame, cause everyone's heart doesn't beat the same
  • Virgo: i don't feel any shame, i won't apologize when there ain't nowhere you can go
  • Libra: to fall in love and fall in debt, to alcohol and cigarettes, and mary jane to keep me insane, doing someone else's cocaine
  • Scorpio: dearly beloved, are you listening? i can't remember a word that you were saying
  • Sagittarius: nobody's perfect and i stand accused, for lack of a better word and that's my best excuse
  • Capricorn: everyone is so full of shit, born and raised by hypocrites
  • Aquarius: i read the graffiti in the bathroom stall like the holy scriptures of a shopping mall
  • Pisces: running away from pain when you've been victimized, tales from another broken home
Hockey players are saints.

Patron Saint of hockey butts and paddle boarding: Sidney Crosby

Patron Saint of goalie interferences: Brendan Gallagher

Patron Saint of vegetables and yoga: Jonathan Toews

Patron Saint of f*ckboys: Tyler Seguin

Patron Saint of missing teeth: brent burns

Patron Saint of beards: joe Thornton

Patron Saint of Nutella: Johnny Gaudreau

Patron Saint of happiness: Ben Hutton

Patron Saint of deep voices: max pacioretty

Patron Saint of cows: Jamie Benn

Patron Saint of cats: Brandon bollig

Patron Saint of dogs: Marc-edouard Vlasic

Patron Saint of Greek-god bodies: patric hornqvist

Patron Saint of giggles: drew doughty

Patron saints of maturity: Aaron Ekblad and Jaromir jagr

Patron Saint of mouth guards: Patrick Kane

Patron Saint of bread: artemi Panarin

Patron Saint of making Steve Dangle happy: James Reimer

Patron Saint of Bon Jovi songs: Mitch Marner

Patron Saint of sassiness: Jack Eichel

Patron Saint of fathers: niklas backstrom

Patron Saint of grilled cheese sandwiches: Claude giroux