psychic: *reads my mind*


Let’s go back to Indiana, circa 1983
Just four boys in the basement chillin’,
playin’ D&D
There was Lucas,
there was Willy Will
And Dustin, there was a Mike

But one night, Will goes missing while he’s riding on his bike, yikes!
That’s when they met me Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who’s huntin’ me twenty-four sev

Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down

Hopper’s on top of the case
I’m throwing vans into space
I’m lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy and Dustin’s got pudding for days
Demogorgon’s getting’ all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade

Will’s now at home coughin’ slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I’m in the Upside Down

What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down. What about now?
The saga continues, tune in to see how
All I need is my Eggo waffles, I’m in love with those
What I’m left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose

Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Bad news when you see that bloody nose

psychic: oh my god

The Batboys+Batman+Alfred taking pictures for Christmas Cards (Headcanons)
  • Alfred would be taking the pictures
  • “Master Damian, can you please smile”
  • Damian rolled his eyes and showed the fakest smile anyone could pull off
  • “Damian” Bruce reprimanded making Damian pout
  • “Oh c’mon Dami, it’s not that bad!” Dick said
  • This boy would be radiant with the idea
  • He loves these things
  • “If I knew I had to do this again I would’ve stayed dead.”
  • When they finally manage to take a decent photo, Tim ruins it by having his eyes closed
  • Jason would be on the brink of losing his shit
  • They would all be wearing matching ugly Christmas sweaters
  • “These sweaters are awful”
  • “They match your personality”
  • Damian and Tim would probably start fighting at some point
  • Bruce wouldn’t ever bother anymore
  • “How can you be so calm?”
  • “Yoga.”

A/N: I know this is small so I might do a part 2? Because I feel like something’s missing but I can’t think of anything else now. Let me know if I should do it.


This is one of the stupid posts. Do not take it seriously. I might delete it later.

In retrospect, I can not believe I said all of this crap. Just as a warning, some of these are translated from Portuguese.

At least this serves to show that us INTJs aren’t just emotionless robots, but complex human beings. (Le me, trying to make a stupid post sound meaningful.)

INTJ: “Urgh, I’m gonna go drink some dihydrogen monoxide. I’ll be right back.”

INTP: “Hey, just out of curiosity, is it illegal to do an autopsy on a living person? Asking for a friend.”


ENTP: “I saw a pun on Instagram so stupid, that I felt like chucking my phone into the pacific ocean and then crawling into a cave forever.”


INFP: “The only exercise I really do is running away from people I know when I see them in public. *insert awkward silence*”

ENFJ: “You speak like I don’t have morals.”

ENFP: “I was bored so I told INFP that Afghanistan wasn’t a country anymore. She believed it.”

ISTJ: “I wish my uterus was capable of complex logical thought.”

ISFJ: “Have this cookie! I promise it’s not poisoned.”

ESTJ: “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “A boss ass bitch.”

ESFJ: “Oh. My. God. Did I just do something kind? Is this what not being a bitch feels like? Damn.”

ISTP: “I want these shoes in black. But like… dark black.”

ISFP: “I was on the phone with my mom and accidentally asked her if she knew where my phone was.”

ESTP: “It’s not cutting the line if people let you through.”

ESFP: “I’m gonna attack you with my happiness.”

anonymous asked:

hi i saw your requests are open and i love your blog!! so like, i was wondering, if mc had older brother(s), what would the rfa act or be thinking when meeting them?

I live for this ^^


  • scared shitless before he met them
  • and scared shitless during the meeting
  • he keeps hearing how protective they are over you
    • and the infamous stories of “taking out the trash” anytime you had a crush on someone 
  • am i the next trash???
  • they were all bigger than him in almost every aspect
  • ends up stammering over his words or sweaty
    • his hands got very clammy
  • but your older bros gave Yoosung a huge ass bear hug
  • they heard all about the business with the RFA and Mint Eye
  • this nugget is a fucking hero to them
  • your bros are quick to even call him brother
    • makes him glad yet so nervous at the same time
  • to them any other man on the planet is trash
  • yoosung is a fucking diamond in the rough


  • she has a pretty calm composure,
  • even when you tell her that your older brother is very protective of you
    • regardless of gender >->
  • when she meets him, she can tell he’s a bit wary of her
    • like who put the stick up her ass?
  • but when you tell him that she knows taekwondo
  • your bro wants her to fight him???
  • sweet precious baehee is reluctant to pummel your brother
    • because he’s your brother
    • and perhaps future brother-in-law
  • but he insists…
  • he puts up a pretty good fight, but no match for this gelato
  • SUPER impressed
  • tells you to take some notes
    • um excuse you
  • asks Jaehee if she has any brother or sisters with he can go toe-to-toe with  (・ω<)☆


  • this guy oozes confidence
  • meeting your brothers would be a piece of cake right???
  • yeah no
  • they took a good long look at Zen and just brushed him off
    • uh
  • yeah your parents LOVE Zen but your bros don’t seem to be impressed
  • they think Zen is one of those fuckboys trying to get with their little sibling
  • all guys are dogs they said
  • this marshmallow is appalled
  • kind of feels like he’s trying too hard to impress them
    • even YOU tell him to tone it down
  • but after seeing how much of a gentleman he is to you and how much he freaking loves you
  • they start to let him in their inner circle
  • you also failed to mention you have a younger brother
  • who by the way HATES Zen’s guts
    • taking his beloved noona away from him (。╯3╰。)
  • it takes him YEARS until he starts to even have a kernel of respect to your marshmallow


  • externally he was confident
  • but internally he was screaming
  • because you got this older brother who is super protective of you
  • at first he just brushed it off but he began to think
  • what if he wasn’t truly good enough for you???
  • this donut can be charismatic af…if he wants to
  • but in order for him to feel accepted, he has to get approval from your bro
  • their first meeting was a lot of staring into each others’ souls
    • it was very spoopy
  • your bro was not willing to give in because his little sibling must be protected at all costs
    • thankfully you didn’t mention anything about your donut practically locking you in his apartment for a few days
  • eventually Jumin kind of stops caring because he knows he loves you and shit
  • then your bro starts to cave in
    • sees how this donut looks at you and how you look at him
    • it’s almost like a fucking disney movie


  • has twenty mini panic attacks
  • you don’t just have one, but THREE older brothers
    • all of which look out for their little sibling
  • has some regression going on since he’s been a terrible older brother and your THREE bros have always been there for you
    • cue flashbacks as he’s driving the car
    • “are the flashbacks frequent?”
    • increasingly…today.”
  • you have to hold his hand to give him your support
  • your bros are pretty engaging with Seven while he’s a stiff twigbean
  • but Seven just tells them he just doesn’t deserve you
  • and her brothers snap back before you could say anything
  • wow didn’t think he would get that much aggressive support
  • after that Seven eases into the conversation, being the quirky, humorous jellybean he is
Do We Stop Or Start - G.D

Authors Note: Contains swearing, based off the song Sex - EDEN (I recommend listening to this prior, after or during reading this)

Grayson POV

The mixed smell of sex and sweat still lingered in the night air as we lied breathless, tangled within the sheets. But something was different. Y/N’s head wasn’t resting on my chest like she normally did, and her hands weren’t holding mine. She was distant, and detached as she lied there next to me, staring at the ceiling like she was watching the movie of her life, dreading the outcome. 

And I said “What’s up?

What you been thinking?

‘Cause you been staring at that roof

So long, I swear it’s come alive.”

I shifted my body weight to one side as I propped myself up on my elbow, staring at her as she had an argument with herself within her tormented mind. 

“Is everything okay?” I half whisper, knowing that the answer isn’t going to be something I’m going to want to hear. She hum’s softly, as if that was a response enough. I roll over onto my back and stare at the ceiling like her, the thoughts running wild through my head like different scenes from a movie. I think and overthink, all the possible reasons why she wasn’t okay, or what was bothering her. 

And she spoke nine words,

And now we’re sinking,

But I can’t find it in myself to want to lie

To keep this thing from going down

“I think that we should stop this. For good” she mumbled as she flicked her legs over the edge of the bed and started to dress herself. I know what I should be feeling, and I know what I should say, but the words escape my lips. 

“Why?” I choke out, acting unaffected by her decision, but we both know deep within I’m breaking every second this continues. 

“I think you know why” she shakes as she slips her shirt on over her head, looking down at me with a cold stare. And I did. The agreement was no feelings, no emotions, no attachments, no strings, and I guess along the line we’d broken every single one of those rules.

Flash Back

“I just, I just want to take back the power and control that he stole you know? I feel like he manipulated and influenced every single decision I ever made whilst I was dating him, and I feel like he took my voice away. I just want to be able to control my own life again, and get what I want without feeling like a weak little girl that needs saving” she rushed as she ran her fingers through her hair in frustration, replacing her heartbreak with anger. I sat there looking at her in this state, wanting nothing else but to knock this kid out, and to fix her. But that wouldn’t help the situation, she had to fix herself. But there had to be a way that I could help. 

“So why don’t you do just that. Take control of your life again” I smiled. She tilted her head at me in confusion, like she can’t understand my motives or intentions, and to be honest with you, I don’t even know them.

“I just, I don’t want to be that weak every again” she sniffs, a silent tear streaming down her cheek. 

“So don’t” I say, as if it’s easy. 

“It’s not that simple” she cried. 

“It is Y/N. Fuck relationships, I mean look at us? What good have they ever done. You’re here, heartbroken over some douche bag that just used you to feel better about himself and I’m just completely numb because some bitch thought I wouldn’t find out she was screwing all of my friends” I hiss, the pain of the memory coming back to me. 

“What do you suggest we do then? Because this obviously isn’t working out for either of us” she laughs sadly. I stand up abruptly, and pull her to her feet. I cup her petite face in my hands and search her eyes for the answer to what I’m about to do. And I knew in that moment, there was no going back. I crash my lips against hers in a quick second. She looked at me, no correction, she looks straight through me as she reattached her lips to mine, lacing her hands around my neck and pulling me closer to her. I lift her up off the ground as her legs instinctively wrap around my waist, her lips leaving sweet kisses along my jawline. That night it was almost as though we healed each other, and we both swore it was a one-time thing. There’s no way that you can be that vulnerable with someone and it not have consequences. But as time went on and we both grew hungrier for affection, we made a deal. But Y/N is the type of girl you just can’t help but adore

Current Tense 

“Y/N, please don’t leave” I begged, feeling any strength that I had gathered over the last few months fade beneath her touch. 

'Cause that girl took my heart

And I ain’t want it back

No, I’m laying down my cards

“Grayson, you know we can’t do this. We had an agreement and we can’t go back on it” she said strongly as she stood over me, with a sense of guilt spreading across her face. 

“Don’t tell me I’m alone in this, we both know I’m not alone. You need me just as much as I need you” I break. 

“Grayson, please” she says softly as she sits down on the bed, the mattress dipping beneath her weight. She cups my face as she places a soft kiss on my forehead. 

“It doesn’t mean what you think it means Gray”

'Cause you said it meant nothing

And I should’ve kept my silence,

But I guess I’m too attached

To my own pride to let you know

That all these words meant nothing

And I’ve always been this heartless

And we were just having sex

No, I would never call it love

But, love

“What does it mean then huh?” I hiss, standing up to greet her as I slip my tracksuit pants on. 

“Do I mean nothing to you? Did this mean absolutely nothing to you?” I start to feel myself getting worked up as I raise my voice slightly in anger. 

“Grayson, this was your idea. You were the one that said no feelings” she reinstates, as if I’m to blame for this. I guess I was, but I have too much pride to go down without a fight. She took my silence as permission to keep talking. 

“You were the one that said you didn’t feel anything at all. You were the one to say you were heartless and nothing I could do would change that. YOU, not me, YOU” she cries, finally breaking down in front of me. All I wanted to do was wrap her in my arms and tell her that everything would be okay, and that I would never be the one to hurt her like all the boys before me. 

“I lied” I whisper. 

“You what?”

“I lied” I say, louder this time. 

“What are you trying to say” she softens. 

“I love you” I choke after a few seconds of silent. 

Oh no,

I think I’m catching feelings

And I don’t know,

If this is empathy I feel

Just hold on,

Remember why you said

This was the last time

“You what?” she stutters, as she starts to pace the room. 

“This can’t be happening. It wasn’t meant to end like this” she says to herself. I stand there, the feeling of hopelessness consuming my chest, forcing my heart to pump louder and faster than it ever has before. 

And what’s good

When both choices I’ve got

Have us staring down the barrel

To the bullets I can’t stop

“So where do we go from here. You know how I feel” I say coldly, looking down at the ground as I shove my hands in my pockets, awaiting her response like a puppy waiting for their owner to come home from work. 

“There’s only 2 things we can do, and I don’t think that I can personally do either of them” she clenches her jaw. 

“What are they?” I continue.

“We stop, or we start”

And so I stand off,

Like indecision’s Kevlar

'Til this fear of feeling stops

And I’m done with you

“I guess that decision lies in your hands now doesn’t it” I sigh. 

No, I don’t know how to forget you


Millie Bobby Brown Raps a Stranger Things Season 1 Recap

Millie Bobby Brown raps a recap of Season 1 of Stranger Things. Lyrics below:

Let’s go back to Indiana, circa Nineteen Eighty-Three
Just four boys in the basement chillin’ playin’ D&D
There was Lucas there was Willy Will and Dustin, there was Mike
But one night Will goes missing while he’s riding on his bike – yikes!

That’s when they met me Elev
I had no hair on my head
I had been so close to dead
Courtesy of Dr. Brenner who’s huntin’ me twenty-four sev

Joyce was hanging Christmas lights in the web
Started hearing something Willy had said
This could be a message from the beyond
What happened to Barb? She’s just gone in the Upside Down

Hopper’s on top of the case
I’m throwing vans into space
I’m lying down in a tank
Trying my best to find Willy and Dustin’s got pudding for days

Demogorgon’s getting’ all in my way
Blast him to pieces just like a grenade
Will’s now at home coughin’ slugs in the sink
What happened to me? I’m in the Upside Down

What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how
Upside down. What about now? The saga continues, tune in to see how

All I need is my Eggo waffles, I’m in love with those
What I’m left with when I use my powers is a bloody nose
Bad news when you see that bloody nose
Bad news when you see that bloody nose

Childhood Friends | Woozi

Originally posted by adoring-woozi

Genre: non-idol, fluff


Word Count: 814

A/N: you’re childhood friends with lee jihoon and it’s just a fluffy and adorable ride

  • you moved houses when you were very young
  • your mom is quite the outgoing and fun young lady so it wasn’t hard for her to become friends with a few other moms on the block
  • she told you about this one mom who has a boy about your age, maybe a year or two older than you
  • and so the day came when you met lee jihoon
  • he was quite shy and wouldn’t really want to talk but would answer some questions when he was asked any
  • “so how old are you?” “…..10…” “oh so you’re older than Y/N by 3 years!” “..who’s Y/N..?” 

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anonymous asked:

Hcs S/o accidentally says I love you to Sabo, Ace, Law, Sanji for the first time, before S/o became more awkward by hilariously denying it.

I relate to this way too much.  This is me.  This is VERY me. Also thought of like mini scenarios.  Ignore them if you want.  



  • It’s while they’re fighting and there’s too many close calls and Sabo almost gets hit while his s/o blurts it out in panci 
  • He’s in shock, not truly believing his s/o just said that
  • He’s honestly stunned as his s/o frantically tries to deny and backpedal
  • It takes a few seconds for him to recover but he’s easily the gentlest person to reassure them 
  • Calmly assures his s/o that he returns their feelings and confesses he feels bad he wasn’t brave enough to confess first


  • The s/o just woke up, they’re sleepy and vulnerable, it’s the morning
  • So with half their brain working they accidentally mention how much they love Ace over breakfast
  • It takes a while for them to realize what they just said
  • This guy can’t stop grinning he’s so happy
  • (Plus his s/o is so cute)
  • He’s staring at his s/o his cheeks a little red against his freckles
  • As his s/o tries to deny more and more he starts to laugh goodheartedly
  • He gives a quick peck on the cheek to quash their doubts


  • His s/o is about to leave the room and accidentally says offhandedly as they’re leaving “Love you,”
  • They turn around in horror, hoping that Law didn’t catch the slip.
  • He did
  • This smug bastard just gives a self satisfied smirk
  • His expression doesn’t change as his s/o tries to backpedal
  • Lightly teases them more to see their cute reaction than to make fun of them
  • As they’re trying to deny it, he stamps that down, telling them it’s mutual 


  • Why would you ever try to deny loving this sweet child?
  • It’s in front of the whole crew as Sanji does something especially sweet
  • His s/o can’t help but laugh and marvel aloud how in love they are
  • There’s a couple seconds of silence from the whole crew
  • Everyone hears there’s no way to deny it
  • Sanji skips the noodle dance he just melts into an instant puddle
  • Quickly recovers as his s/o starts to freak out
  • Instantly makes a big deal out of it trying his best to woo his s/o and confess his love to them
7 minutes in heaven with Ha Sungwoon

Requested by anon  ♡ I write it in bullet points because I find it easier for me. |NO SMUT|

  • “Which dress should I wear?” you asked to your bestfriend
  • “What do you think Sungwoon would like?” she laughed
  • “Shut up! I already told you that Sungwoon is just my friend” you playfully hit her
  • “But he invited you for prom! He may have feelings for you” she winked at you
  • you just rolled your eyes and wear the purple dress
  • after 45 minutes you and your bestfriend got out the house
  • Sungwoon was standing in front of your house with a bouquet of flowers and a flower bracelet
  • you waved at him with a bright smile
  • he put the bracelet on your wrist
  • “You’re so pretty” he smiled timidly
  • you saw your dumbass bestfriend giving you 23 winks
  • so when you arrived at your school
  • there was already a lot of people partying
  • “(y/n) let’s go there” Sunwoon said as he pointed two empty chairs
  • during 2 hours you laughed a lot, talked with people
  • that was very fun
  • “I’ll have to go now” Sungwoon stood up
  • “Wai-wait are you coming back home already” you grabbed his arm
  • “ahah no I don’t” he chuckled “don’t you know that I have to sing?”
  • “uhm?” you looked at him, raising an eyebrow
  • “yeah, since I’m in the art club. My teacher asked me to do a little presentation and I chose to sing” he smiled
  • “Oh really? I didn’t know about that… And I haven’t heard you sing yet”
  • “See you!” he left the room
  • “And now Art club’s student Ha Sungwoon” everyone applaused
  • As soon as you heard the song your heart stopped
  • It was Dean - D (Half Moon) aka your favorite song of all time
  • he then started to sing
  • you were totally captivated by his honey vocals
  • you couldn’t take your eyes off him
  • “Thank you for this presentation!” the teacher said
  • this moment past like a shooting star
  • you went “backstage” to see Sungwoon
  • “Wow Sungwoon you did really well~~” you smiled at him
  • “Oh you liked it?” he smiled shyly at you, schratching the back of his neck
  • “Should we walk around a bit? There are a lot of stands here” you asked
  • “I saw games over there! Let’s play some!” he took your arm, smiling like a kid
  • you walked around a bit
  • he bought you a cookie tho
  • then you finally arrived at the ‘games stand’
  • “(y/n) let’s play 7 minutes in heaven!” Sungwoon proposed
  • “what is this?” you asked
  • “uhm it’s a game where 2 people goes into a closet and they kiss or JUST NOTHING LIKE TALK” he corrected himself after seeing your weird expression
  • “uhm ok let’s play” you winked
  • “really?” he asked with a baby-like smile
  • “Excuse me, can we participate? Where is the bottle?” Sungwoon asked to the stand’s owner
  • “There is no bottle here. You just go in with the person you want to go with” she said
  • you and Sungwoon looked at each other
  • he was feeling a bit uneasy to ask you to go in a closet with him wtf(?)
  • “uhm okay let’s go” you smiled at Sungwoon’s surprised face
  • you entered in the closet first
  • then Sungwoon
  • “Ahhh what is this really” he entered the closet saying this like it’s a punishment (I can hear Sungwoon saying this in Korean in my head lmao)
  • “7 minutes in heaven start!” the door is now locked
  • Sungwoon cleared his throat
  • “So…what can we talk about” he asked seriously
  • “How can we talk in a place like this” you two started to laugh out loud
  • this was followed by a 2 minutes long awkward silence
  • “hey (y/n) what’s your favorite fruit?” Sungwoon asked you out of nowhere
  • “me? I like pineapples”
  • “oh really because if you were one, you’d be a fine-apple”
  • “what is this” you chuckled, blushing a little
  • “yeah thank you” Sungwoon chuckled and applauded at his cheesy pick-up line
  • “hey Sungwoon”
  • “yeah?”
  • “You must be a banana because I find you a peeling” you chuckled
  • Sungwwon laughed
  • “You got something here” you pointed at Sungwoon’s lips
  • “oh really” he become uneasy
  • “Let me remove it for you~~”
  • you then softly pressed your lips on his
  • you pulled away from Sungwoon’s blank, surprised and blushy face
  • “I like you” you whispers
  • Sungwoon hid his wide opened mouth with his right hand
  • “please say it again! that was so cute” he whispers, being excited like a kid who got a lollipop
  • you laughed
  • “I love you too” he whispered
  • “Time’s up” Someone opened the door
  • you both got out the closet and went outside to watch the stars
  • you sat on a bench while holding hands
  • “(y/n) did I really get something on my lips or did you just flirt with me?” he winked
  • “I’m not flirting! you really got something on your lips!” you pouted
  • “then what?”
  • “my lipstick.”

this ending is the best ending I’ve ever thought in my life lmao

JISUNG BAGSU EVERYONE!  👏 Please send your requests here

There is no use trying

He said

This time – not him

Could not allow

For him to say

She had

Answered her calling

This was her

Bed –

Made and in it

She should do nothing

But contently lie

You see –

The quilt was heavy like its pattern

With the weight of one hundred stars

And known to none but her

Was the match

Struck so fiercely

She turned to ash

Before his glowering eyes.


The Ballad of Star Butterfly Lyrics

Who is the maid with buttercup hair?
Who sleeps on moonbeams and dances on air
With tears made of honey, and a heart full of bunnies,
Who’s infinite virtues are no near and far,
It’s Mewni’s own sweetheart our dear Princess Star!

And under the shimmer of rubies and pearls,
Lies hidden a fierce and adventurous girl!
The forces of evil that lurk in the night will cower in fear when this shooting star Ignites!

Weaving magic like a born spell-caster
And reaking havoc like a natural disaster,
She rocks her Narwal Blast and Warnicorn stampede!
She’s gonna earn her crown so hail to the queen!

‘Cause she’s a rebel princess, she’s the best!
She’s a ball of lightning in a hot pink dress!
She’s a thunderstorm through the night,
She’s our shooting star and she’s lighting up the sky!

Shooting Star shining in the night so bright,
She started to attract a pair of envious eyes
The villain rose up from behind the jester’s cross,
She drove him away but didn’t know what she had lost

Glossaryck and her book of spells,
How could she know Ludo would take them for himself?
She confessed to her parents, all full of dread
The King and Queen exchanged a look and this is what they said
This is what they said…
This is what they said..

‘We will keep your silence for you,
From the citizens of Mewni and the High Commission too
To keep the peace we will play the game’
Royal secret from royal shame
Royal secret from royal shame

Royal secret, one last to tell
A princess under true love’s spell!

Who is the boy in the Earthly attire?
The prince of the princess’s deepest desire
I don’t need to show it (I think we all know it!)
But just to be certain I’ll say it again!
Star Butterfly is in love with her best friend!
(And his name is Marco Diaz.)
Forever more!

Chocobros in Theatre

For all intent and purposes, this is still FFXV world but playwrights like shakespear and Tennessee Williams, etc, are there. 

The boys are in high school theatre


  • LOVES theatre
  • plays? Amazing!
  • Musicales? Spectacular!
  • Technical side? WOW!
  • This boy just *clenches fist* loves theatre
  • that being said
  • this boy is not the best dancer
  • or the best singer
  • but he certainly tries his damn hardest!
  • leads everyone in stretches
  • Goddamn prom how can you do both front and middle splits??
  • almost always ensemble
  • doesn’t care
  • he loves it
  • he’s always the best damn ensemble because of what he does on stage
  • but when its a play, he normally casted as the comedic role
  • he’s goofy and can play the timing well like iggy
  • loves watching musicales!
  • “OMG!! look at those lifts!! they’re in perfect sinc!!1!”
  • always rants about what he saw to Gladio and Iggy
  • they love it
  • they love him
  • who cannot love him??
  • always makes it a point to be friends with the underclassmen because he knows how it feels to be a timid kid around great actors/actresses
  • do NOT trust him with building the sets!
  • homeboy is not good at the technical side
  • he tries his best n that’s all that matters
  • always hilarious to try and watch him bring down/up curtains
  • bringing them down is fairly easy
  • its bringing them up…
  • he’ll jump on the rope and dangle
  • it’s not going anywhere……..
  • gladio or noct always laugh at his struggilng
  • “guysssssss! help!!”
  • Noctis helps him down before getting the rope
  • gladio just grabs it with one hand pulls
  • prompto is quickly on the ground
  • but is surprisingly good with all the cutting stuff? like the jigsaw and sawblade??
  • Noctis is impressed? He’s turned on??
  • the best worst at shop calls
  • stationed at the cutting bored like all day
  • but somehow always manages to get put works somewhere else???
  • Prompto why are you in the costume room?
  • “I was getting some cookies from iggy but now i’m helping sew Belle’s dress…”
  • stop stealing him just because he’s cute!!!
  • brings his camera to every rehearsal and snaps pics like a madman
  • put together the collection at the end of the show as a lil movie for everyone to see their progress!
  • Tries every play to get a Chocobo on stage
  • no prompto! That’s expensive and dangerous!!
  • prompto please don’t cry we’ll take you to a chocobo petting zoo :(

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"This dream never ends", you said
This feel never goes
The time will never come to slip away
"This wave never breaks", you said
This sun never sets again
These flowers will never fade
"This world never stops", you said
This wonder never leaves
The time will never come to say, "Goodbye"
"This tide never turns", you said
This night never falls again
These flowers will never die
Never die, never die
These flowers will never die, never die

Plane Ride of Questions *Cristiano Ronaldo imagine*


You know living two hours away from the airport is something I regret not thinking about while we were looking for houses. “Babe you got everything?” Cristiano asked coming back inside

I just nodded my head, “Everything besides my sleep” I said

He chuckled, “Don’t worry we’ll hopefully get that on the plane” He said

I looked at him, “Hopefully?” I asked

Cristiano chuckled once more placing a kiss on my forehead, “Don’t worry I’ll make sure you get your sleep” He said

I sighed taking his hand and walking to the car. Today at 3:56 in the freaking morning we were traveling along with the rest of the Madrid Team to Singapore, for training before season and also so they could interact with the fanbase over there.

The ride to the airport was long and I was very thankful because I could get some sleep while Cristiano drove the car. And when we arrived, we parked the car and then headed towards the check in.

After getting our bags checked in, Cristiano took my hand in his and we walked towards our terminal. It was all peaceful and quiet for a while until we heard the voices of Marcelo, Gareth, Lucas and Marco.

“No ones sleeping with those four around” I said looking at Cristiano

He chuckled, “Aye! Ronaldo and Y/N are first” Marco said smiling

We both stood up giving the four a hug, “How long have you guys been here?” I asked

Lucas looked down at his watch, “Since about 2 something, I slept over at Marcos” He said

I chuckled nodding my head, “Are you guys excited?” I asked

Marcelo and Gareth shrugged meanwhile Lucas and Marco nodded their heads, “Practicing in Singapore, relaxing in Singapore doesn’t it all sound like some type of dream?” Lucas asked

I chuckled, “To bad there’s no relaxing time” Sergio said coming over

“Captains here fun time deactivated” Marcelo said jokingly

We all laughed, “I hope I don’t have to sit next to those two” Sergio said motioning to Lucas and Marco who were snapping pictures

I chuckled, it didn’t take long for the rest of the Real Madrid team to get here. And when everybody was here it seemed like that’s when the plane was ready. All of us boarded the plane, Cristiano and I were seated next to each other with Marco on the aisle seat.

Behind us was Sergio, Lucas, and Casemiro however next to us was the holy trinity of team no sleep. Marcelo, Gareth, and Mateo. In all reality i felt bad for the other passengers on the plane who thought sleep would be a factor in their trip to Singapore.

As soon as we took off and the signal light that indicates that the seatbelt needs to be on had turned off was when everything that was once quiet turned loud. “Y/N don’t tell me you’re going to try and sleep at this hour” Marcelo said chuckling

I looked over to him and chuckled, “Of course not I mean it’s only 4:20 in the morning why on earth would I sleep right now?” I said sarcastically

Marcelo winked and continued his banter on everyone trying to sleep. “You know quick question Y/N?"Sergio said

I turned to look at him, "You’re going to jump on his morning wagon too?” I asked

Sergio chuckled, “If you can’t beat it jump on it” He said shrugging 

I shook my head, “What’s your question?” I asked

Sergio motioned between Cristiano and I, “How come you’re not pregnant yet?”He asked

We all looked at him, weirdly, “Sergio normally your questions are funny, and I can laugh at them but not this one” Lucas said looking at him

Sergio chuckled, “It wasn’t supposed to be funny Lucas, I mean think about it. They’ve been together forever and there’s never been  a baby” He said

This caused the guys to think about it for a moment, “You’re right, and Ronaldo didn’t you say your swimmers could win the Olympics if they were allowed?” Marcelo asked taking a bite of an apple

I looked at them , “You said your sperm were like swimmers that could win the Olympics?” I asked turning towards Cristiano

Cristiano chuckled, “Something like that” 

I shook my head, and the guys laughed, “ Could you imagine that kid?” Luka asked

“He’d be cocky and like to sleep a lot” Marco said bumping me

I chuckled, “You guys really are something else” I said

Afterwards the rest of the flight was obviously filled with their loudness and random questions.So you could pretty much guess that , that meant absolutely no sleep for me. As the flight attendants walked through the aisle with the food and drink cart that was the first time these guys were silent. 

And since they were silent you know I had to at least attempt to get some sleep in, and just as I was going to close my eyes and finally get the sleep in which I so desperately wanted….Someone kicked my seat, I opened my eyes and stared at the seat in front of me. 

“Oops sorry” Lucas said chuckling

I sighed, “You know what I knew it was too quiet to be true” I said

Lucas and Casemiro chuckled, “Alright alright we’ll let you get your sleep” He said 

I nodded my head, “Sure you will” 

“Aye Cristiano can you ask Y/N if she has any cute friends that are looking for-”

“Nope all my friends are looking for lazy men who enjoy sleeping all the time” I cut Mateo off

He pouted his lip, and sat down. Cristiano, and Marcelo laughed. “Why’d you have to shut the poor kid down like that?” Cristiano asked

“I love Mateo, I do but sleep is something that is desperately needed in my life at this moment.”

The guys chuckled once more, and soon after that I was finally able to sleep. 


“How long do you think she’ll sleep for?”

“I don’t know, I mean we still have a good 4 hours to go” 

“4 hours are you sure you’re reading that correctly?” 


Opening my eyes, I was met with various different pairs of eyes. “What are you guys doing, you weirdos” I said

“Well we were going to draw on your face but, you looked so darn peaceful that we couldn’t disturb you” Gareth said

“Thanks I guess” I said to him

The boys nodded, “So now that you got sleep can you tell us about your friend group?”

I looked at them confused, “Friend group?”

Mateo nodded his head, “Yes the group of your single friends.”

[LYRICS] 치리사일사팔 (724148) by Agust D


음악 한다고 깝친지 몇 년 지나지 않아
대구에서 음악하면 잘되봤자 음악학원
원장이나 하겠지 란 생각이 날 빡때려
어차피 한번 사는 인생 뭐든 일등 한번 해봐야지

공부론 못하던 일등
음악으론 할 것 같았어 주위에선 십중 팔구
이 새끼 또 지랄병이 도졌네 도졌어
좆까 새꺄 잘 봐봐 니네는 또 졌어

여튼 좀 더 폼나게 음악 하려거든 일단 대구를 떠나야겠다는 생각 uh
빡빡이 고딩의 힘찬 발걸음 한 오디션 포스터 앞에 fade out

방시혁이 개최한 랩 대회 라네요
방시혁이라면 그 백지영 그 아 아
총맞은 것처럼 쓴 사람 아뇨 형님
그래서 크루 형들과 대횔 나가게 됐지

일단 결선에 가려면 예선을 통과 하라네
ok 그 정돈 밥이지 뭐
랩 하라고 줬던 비트를 싹 다 갈아 엎은 뒤
편곡을 하기 시작했어 봐라 어떤 이가

이렇게 하겠어
니네가 나라면 이렇게 했겠어?

그 어떤 회사가 말야 응?
이런 천재를 싫다고 하겠어

회사 입장에선 yo 복이 굴러온 거지
막연한 믿음 그게 내 성공의 본거지
지난 일이라 얘기하는데 예선 다음날
전화 한 통이 왔어 지역번호는 02

2010년 11월 7일 서울 입성
강남도 별거 없네 대구 촌놈의 기선 제압
그 날 저녁은 쿨하게 사먹었지
what the fuck 계산서에 눈이 돌아갔지
한달 생활비는 고작 30 shit
택도 없는 돈이란 걸 누구 보다 알기에
시작했던 새벽 알바 uh
때문에 등교시간은 매번 달라 uh
학교를 가면 다 돈 많은 집 자식들
내 한달 생활비 몇 배를 술값에 쳐박어
그리곤 시발 뭐 뭐? 돈 없다던 가식들
shut the fuck up 새꺄 너 아가리 쳐 닫어

성공이 궁해? no 난 그냥 돈이 궁해
폼나게란 말도 잊혀진 지가 오래
밤에는 연습하고 새벽엔 알바하고
그렇게 지친 몸 끌고 학교로 가면 잠만 자던
내가 20살이 되 버렸네 졸업실 풍경은 썩 구리네
밤새 도박하던 그 새끼들? 졸업선물로 외제찰 끄네 그건 좀 부럽네
부럽네 썅 세상은 불공평
하단 걸 진작 알았지만 누군 십오평짜리
투룸에 열 댓 명이 같이 사는데
누군 폼나게 졸업하자마자 외제찰 끄네

ok ok ok 두고 봐
데뷔는 하겠냔 말 두고가
일년 뒤에 봐봐 새꺄 내가 뭘 하는지
넌 그제서야 tv 보고 연락하겠지


Only a few years have passed since I said, like a know-it-all, that I’d do music
“If I do well in music in Daegu, the farthest I’ll get is (becoming) the principal of a music academy or something” this kind of thought just hits me
“I only live once anyway, I might as well be number one at least once for something”

The number one that I couldn’t be in academics
I thought I could be it (first place) through music, the crowds of people around me (ten/hundred to one) said
This idiot is suffering, suffering from the “bullshit disease” again
Fuck up dickhead, look closely, you all have lost again

Anyway, in order to do music more stylishly/better, I thought I’d better get out of Daegu first uh
The powerful footsteps of a pimple-scarred high schooler fade out in front of an audition poster

“It says it’s a rap competition by held by Bang Sihyuk”
“If it’s Bang Sihyuk then it’s that Baek Jiyoung that, ah ah-
Isn’t that the person who wrote ‘Like Being Hit By A Bullet?’” “No, hyungnim”
And so I ended up going to the competition with my crew hyungnims

They say in order to get to the final round, you have to pass the preliminaries
Ok well that much is just a piece of cake, whatever
After plowing through the beat they gave us to rap on and turning it upside down
I began to rearrange the beats, look here at what kind of kid I am

Would you have done this
If you were me, would you have done it like this?

Listen, what kind of company would, huh?
Say they don’t want this kind of genius

From the company’s perspective, yo, they got lucky
My aimless faith, that’s the root of my success
I’m saying this because this is all in the past but, the day after the preliminaries
A phone call came, the area code was 02

November 7th, 2010 my entry into Seoul
“There’s nothing much in Gangnam either,” Daegu country boy’s forestallment
That night I bought my dinner coolly
What the fuck, seeing the check my eyes popped out
My monthly living expenses was only 300 bucks shit
I knew better than anyone that the money would always be short so
I started working the graveyard shift at part-time jobs uh
Because of that the time I got to school was always different uh
When I go to school, it’s all kids from the rich families
They waste money that’s many times my monthly expenses just on alcohol
And then fuck, what what? They say they don’t have money
Shut the fuck up assholes, just shut your fucking mouth

Am I in need of success? No I’m just in of need money
It’s even been a while since I’ve forgotten the word “stylish”
Practicing at night and working part time at dawn
Then I drag my exhausted body to school only to fall asleep there
When I turned 20, the scene of my graduation was shit
The assholes that gambled all night? They got foreign brand cars as graduation gifts so I’m a little envious
I’m envious. Fuck. The fact that the world is unfair is something I already knew but while some people are sharing a 15 pyeong* two-room apartment with 15 people,
Others are driving foreign cars around in style upon graduating

Ok ok ok just watch
Leave your comments of “will you even debut?” behind
Watch me a year from now, assholes, what I’ll be doing
At that time you’ll probably call me after seeing me on TV

(*T/N: 15 pyeong converts to around 533 sq ft.)

Trans cr; Joyce, Vicky & Sylvia @ bts-trans