said the boy to the girl

I was at Ben Platt’s last show !!?

So uh, I’ve been super privileged with DEH stuff. I have one of the casts, I have a signed egg costume, some other signed stuff, and y’know just?? But recently I got to go to Ben Platt’s last show and here’s some things I noticed!!

- During sincerely me, when Ben does the little taps at “I’m just glad to be your friend,” this time he full on put his hand on Mike’s shoulder and briefly stroked his hair. It was super quick but super cute??

- Also in sincerly me, when Jared was kinda mocking Evan and stuff,, without looking Ben reached back and slowly shoved Will’s face away. Like full palm to the face-

- When Evan said the “why would you write that thing,” he said it like a classic valley girl and?? I don’t know if it was intentional but there was a pose and everything-

- I’m skipping back a bit, but in the very beginning of the show, no one would stop cheering. There was a solid 1-2 minutes of clapping when the lights came up, and it actually made Ben start to laugh. You could see the boys nose crinkle !!

- all of his poses were super exaggerated this time,, so like whilst talking about how he likes jazz but not all jazz mostly jazz band jazz, he did a few snazzy velociraptor motions,

- all the way to ‘To break in a glove,’ and Michael park is having trouble getting his words out. Sniffling and trying his best not to cry :0

- I’m skipping around so much because my memory is already fogging up but during if I could tell her Laura looked so wistful and she kept having to wipe her cheeks

- in so big so small during the hug, Rachel was kinda struggling with her words it seemed, and during this little pause, her and Ben had this cute little chuckle and everyone in the audience was driven to gentle laughs through their tears

- I realized that Heidi might be talking to her husband in gooD for you!?

- at the bows, you could literally see bens lip quivering. The poor boy was trying super hard not to cry too much! No one would stop clapping, and they brought him back to stage for two other bows!!

I have a low quality audio boot of the first act, and two videos of bens bows if anyone wants em. Notify me!

!!edit: I’m recalling more things, so if you want a part two,, I’d be happy to make it soon,,!!

Touched by a Fallen Star

Pairing: Jimin | Reader
Word Count: 37.2k (back at it again with the long af story)
Genre: PrinceJiminAU, Angst, Fluff & Smut

Summary:  You know he doesn’t belong to you. It’s pure science, physics. The stars have always belonged to the night sky, but since when has the night sky belonged to one of its insignificant stars?

Tales of Greyria 

Nostalgia had filled the girl’s chest for the past few days. She longed for another one of her grandmother’s stories, but somehow, she felt as if she needed some time before returning to Greyria.

The girl couldn´t help but be distracted when she was helping her grandfather in the backyard, or just answer her brother with low hums or monosyllables. She couldn’t stop thinking about those green fields and the stories they had kept. She couldn’t stop wondering how many more stories, how many more lives, that green grass had hid underneath it with the passing of time.  

It was days after, when the old woman took a seat next to her granddaughter and began to tell her the third of the stories about the great times of a kingdom named Greyria.

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Sweet Pea Imagine: reader is SP’s serpent girlfriend & gets jumped by the Ghoulies after Archie snitched at the race

a/n: this is my first fic & a new tumblr. be nice (: & send me requests if u want

You’re sitting on Sweet Pea’s lap at the Whyte Wyrm, watching Fangs play pool with Toni. You glance down at your phone and notice it’s 9:50 PM.

“Shit. I have to be at work in 10 minutes!” You exclaimed, jumping up and grabbing your stuff.

Sweet Pea reaches for your arm as you walk away from him, “When do you get off?”

“3 AM.” You responded.

“I’ll come pick you up when you’re finished.” He offered.

“No,” you shook your head, “you have school tomorrow. You need to sleep.”

Sweet Pea rolled his eyes at that. “Are you sure? I don’t mind.”

“Yes, I’m sure. I’ll see you tomorrow, babe.” You kissed his cheek and went to leave. He grabbed your arm and pulled you back, giving you a passionate kiss. You smiled before pulling away. “Love you, Sweets.”

“I love you too, Y/N.”

You walked out of the bar and speed-walked through town to your job as a waitress at a cheap restaurant called Jerry’s. You walked in the back door, exclaiming, “Sorry I’m late!”

The night went by pretty quickly. After closing time, and cleaning dishes, mopping floors, etc.; you grabbed your purse and walked out of the restaurant in the direction of Sweet Pea’s trailer.

The sounds of the night were eerie; in addition to the sound of your feet hitting the ground, you could hear distant yelling, an engine revving nearby, glass shattering. You shivered, partially from the brisk air and partially from fear. You didn’t bring your pocket knife tonight, you were so rushed when you were running late for work it completely slipped your mind.

Picking up your pace, you turn a corner to take a shortcut through an ally. Before you can register what’s happening, there’s three guys grabbing you. Two of them grab each of your arms, holding you in place, while the third guy says, “You Serpents think you can snitch on Ghoulies without retaliation?” proceeding to knee you with all his strength in your gut. You struggled against the guys holding you but they were way stronger than you.

The Ghoulie that had been talking raised his fist and hit your temple so hard that your knees buckled and you fell to the ground. At that point, all three of them started kicking you as you fought to maintain your consciousness.

All of a sudden a voice rang out, “Hey!” I vaguely recognized it as Fang’s voice. The Ghoulies quickly hauled ass out of there, having completed their task.

“Y/N. Y/N!” Fangs’ worried voice sounded distorted to your ears. The last thing you felt before losing consciousness was Fangs lifting you off the ground.


Sweet Pea was half-asleep, some B-list movie playing on TV.

Suddenly, he heard someone knocking fervently at the door of his trailer. “SP! Open up!”

He got up, rubbing his eyes. Looking at the clock, he noticed this was about the time Y/N should be getting off work and coming over. He opened the door to see a terrified Fangs holding an unconscious Y/N.

Sweet Pea’s heart felt like it was going to explode. “I didn’t know what to do man, there was three Ghoulies kicking her when I found them. She passed out as I was taking her here. I know Serpents aren’t supposed to go to the hospital unless they’re dying, but she might have a head injury or something, I don’t know!” Fangs hurried comments barely registered in Sweet Pea’s mind, all he could see was your bruised and bloody face.

“Give her to me.” Fangs placed your body in Sweet Pea’s arms. SP carried you to the couch and laid you down gently. “Get a warm washcloth.” He ordered Fangs.

All the commotion caused you to finally open your eyes, muttering a groggy “what happened?”

“Shh, baby, it’s okay. I’m gonna help you.” SP whispered into your hair as he kissed your head. Fangs came back with the washcloth and handed it to Sweet Pea.

He slowly and carefully wiped the blood off your lips and under your nose. “Where else are you injured?” He asked softly, after your face was clean.

“Um.. I don’t think I’m bleeding anywhere else. But every time I take a breath, it hurts. It feels like my ribs.”

“Fuck. You could have a broken rib or two, it’ll heal on it’s own but it’ll hurt like a bitch.”

“It’s okay. Thank you for taking care of me.” You smiled at Sweet Pea, reveling in the gentleness of his current mood.

“Don’t thank me. I should have been there to pick you up. I hope you realize you’re never walking home from work alone again. I mean that.” SP’s eyes darkened at the thought of something like this happening again. Or something worse.

“Babe, can you tell me what happened?” He asked you. You braced yourself for the anger he was surely soon to feel when you gave him the details.

“Well, I was taking the shortcut through that ally by the Wyrm, and before I could do anything there was these Ghoulies, three of them. They said it was retaliation for the race. I tried to run but they held my arms. One of the guys seemed to be calling the shots. He’s the one who broke my rib when he kneed me, and he got me good in the temple. I fell at some point, I think they were kicking me. I only vaguely remember Fangs showing up and scaring them off.” Before you even finished your last sentence, Sweet Pea was heading for the door.

“Those fucking pieces of shit think they can jump my girlfriend and live? Let’s go find them,” he directed towards Fangs, as he opened the door to his trailer.

“Sweets, wait!” You called after him, stopping him in his tracks. “You don’t even know who it was. Don’t just go attack random Ghoulies and piss them off further, what if these guys decided to do it on their own?”

“Are you seriously defending the Ghoulies after what just happened, Y/N?” Sweet Pea yelled at you.

“The North and South sides are already heading towards civil war. Even more in-fighting between the Serpents and the Ghoulies is the last thing we need.” You argues back.

“So they should just get away with this? Fuck that.” SP looked at your injuries again, reinforcing his anger.

“No, but be smart about it. Talk to Tall Boy before you do anything rash. I can probably identify the guys that did it, they looked our age so I’m sure they go to Southside.” You reasoned.

“Y/N, you ruin all my fun.” SP said in a defeated tone, sitting down next to you on the couch.

“So, you aren’t leaving to go on an anti-Ghoulie rampage?” You asked sarcastically.

“Not if my girl doesn’t want me to.” You smiled and kissed him deeply.

“Whipped much, SP?” Fangs said from the doorway. I had forgotten he was even here.

“Get out of my trailer, Fangs.” Sweet Pea said over his shoulder before kissing my neck and making me giggle.

Fangs made a gagging noise as he closed the door and you called out, “See you tomorrow, Fangs!”

Sweet Pea kissed you once on your neck, then your cheek, then your lips. He backed away a few inches and looked into your eyes. “If you hadn’t been okay…”

You interrupted him, “but I am.” He gave you a look.

“I’m serious. If you weren’t okay, heads would roll.” His tone was dead serious. I didn’t want to think about what could’ve happened either. You kissed him on his lips, and then got up off the couch.

“C’mon Pea, let’s go to bed.” You said, holding his hand as you both finally laid down and fell asleep.

the art of chasing ♔ billy hargrove [two]

concept: steve has a female best friend and billy has taken it upon himself to flirt with her just to piss steve off. that’s it. that’s the plot. [vol. 2]

a/n: holy moly, i did not expect so much feedback for this! i’m totally blown away by the response the first part got so soon and i’m so happy you guys are enjoying this so far, thank you for all the positivity! here is part two my lovelies xoxo

[part one]

kids were laughing in my classes

while i was scheming for the masses.

who do you think you are

dreamin’ ‘bout bein’ a big star?


Annie was starting to see a pattern.

Ever since Billy gave her the orange at lunch she’d been keeping an eye on him. It surprised her just how true Steve’s words had been – “He’s fucking everywhere,” – because, really, Billy Hargrove was everywhere.

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My Aunt was my first

Grown man here almost 40 years old.
When I was in 6th grade my parents split up and the divorce got messy. My mom hadn’t worked in a few years and had to get a job. We lived in New York. Luckily my mom got a really good job but she had to go to Connecticut for a long training program that was 2 months long. It started the week school let out for summer. I thought I would go with her but I couldn’t because she was put up in a hotel and couldn’t have me with her. She made arrangements for me to stay with my cousin and Aunt. My cousin was about my age and we played sports together so I was happy about staying with him for the summer. But a week after school let out he went to stay with his Dad for a few weeks -my Aunt’s ex husband. I was not happy at all. I knew I would be bored stuck with my aunt for the summer. She took me to see a horror movie which I wasn’t allowed to watch. But she told me it would be our secret. Then I thought she wasnt that bad. My mom and Aunt were twin sisters but they were not that close and were complete opposites. They fought a lot and being at that age I never really knew what they fought about. But I was surprised that my aunt agreed to watch me for the summer, and also surprised she seemed cooler than I thought.

After a few days she started walking around in her underwear. I was uncomfortable but didn’t say anything. I wasn’t really into girls yet but I caught myself looking at her ass which made me feel weird since she was my moms twin sister. We didn’t have air in her apartment and one day I walked by her room and she was laying on her bed in her underwear which I was getting used to. She yelled to me to bring her some cold water so I did. When I brought it in she told me to set it on her dresser. So I did and when I sat it down there were Polaroid photos of my aunt naked on the dresser. Also there was a dildo next to them, but I didn’t know what it was at the time. I looked at her pictures and looked up in the mirror and I saw her looking at me smiling. I left and went to my room and my dick was the hardest it ever had been.

The next day at breakfast she asked if I wanted to go swimming at the beach and I said I did. Then she went into her room and called me in. She was wearing a hot pink g string bikini. I was speechless she asked if I liked her bikini. I think I stuttered and felt nervous but o just nodded. I went into the bathroom locked the door and started to jerk off. I saw her dirty panties on the floor and picked them up. I noticed some light white creamy spots on her panties, and I smelled them. Her smell was amazing. I wrapped them around my dick and kept jerking off. I got to the point I was about to cum. I had done that before and always stopped because I was afraid what would happen if I came. Sounds stupid now. We went to the beach and Swam and came home early because it started to rain. My aunt got changed and asked me if i wanted to go to the store with her to get dinner. I said no. Then she said she’d be back soon. As soon as she left I ran to her room looking for the nude polaroids of her but they were gone. I opened her drawer and they were on top. I pulled them out and laid back on her bed and started to pleasure myself. On one hand it was weird seeing a woman that looked like my mom naked but on the other hand at that age I was so horny I didn’t care. I’m not sure how long I was in there but I jerked for a while trying not to cum. Finally I couldn’t stop it and I nervously shot my first load not knowing what to expect. I blew a huge load all over my aunt’s photos. The feeling was incredible I couldn’t believe I had fought cumming for so long. I heard my aunt pull in and raced to get out of her room. I threw her pics back in the drawer and ran to the bathroom. My cum was inside my underwear making a big mess in my pants. I narrowly got away without getting caught. We had dinner then I went into bed. I had the fan on it was hot and all I had were my underwear on. I was about to put my hand in my underwear and start jerking off again. Then my aunt knocked on the door, and before I could answer it she walked in. I had a hard on but my underwear were still on. I tried to cover up. My aunt said she needed to talk to me, and sat down next to me on the bed. I was still hard and she was in a t shirt and underwear which wasn’t helping. She smiled and then held out her hand and when I looked down she was holding the polaroids of her nude. She asked me if I had been looking at her private pics and I said no. She told me she knew I was lying then she pulled the pictures apart but they were stuck together with my half dried cum. I started to get very nervous but she said it’s okay all boys do this stuff. She told me my cousin did stuff like this too. She said what I felt was normal. I just wanted her to leave but she didn’t. Then she asked if I thought she was sexy. I yelled out NO, but I was lying. Then she laughed and said I hurt her feelings. I didn’t know what to say. She asked if seeing her pictures made me hard. I felt like I was in big trouble. And I stuttered and said no. She then told me that those pictures stuck together proved I was lying. She then reached over and moved the blanket and my dick was standing straight up ripping out of my underwear. My aunt laughed and just said wow. Then she asked if she could touch it. I just shook my head and she grabbed it, and squeezed. Then she pulled my underwear down and slowly jerked me off. I looked at her directly in her face and then remembered she looked like my mom but I didn’t care I wasn’t doing anything to spoil this. Then she asked me how it felt and I said good. Then she said she could really make it feel good if I let her. I said ok and then she bent down and took my dick into her mouth. I came within ten seconds. She sat up and my cum was dripping from her lip. I said sorry. She licked my cum off with her tongue and said sorry for what? Then she told me that’s how a girl knows of a boy thinks she’s sexy. Then she stood up and got undressed in front of me. I became hard again instantly. She straddled me and kissed me on the lips. I had never even kissed a girl before this. She took my hands and put them on her breasts and then on her ass. She was so soft and her breasts big and firm. Then she took my hand and put my fingers on her pussy which was warm and dripping wet. Then she told me that’s how a boy can tell if a girl thinks he’s sexy. Then she asked if I wanted to put my dick inside her pussy. I was like hell yes. My heart was beating but I didn’t care scared or not. Then she told me that this had to stay our secret and we could never tell anybody. I shook my head and said okay I just wanted to put my dick inside of her. Then she climbed on top of me and lowered her pussy onto my dick and I Remember it like it was yesterday damn. I think it took me three seconds to cum and I let out a moan and she knew I had cum. She told me that if I practiced it enough I could hold off for a long time before I came. Then she told me not to worry that she would get me hard again. She asked me to sleep in her bed and I said ok. I tried to fuck her again all night but she told me she had to go to work in the morning and drop me off at camp. I must have been worn out and fell asleep. Next think I knew it was sunrise and I felt something going on and looked down to find my aunt sucking my dick. I was already all the way hard but as soon as I realized what was going on I came. She looked up and asked if I liked waking up to that. I said yes. She told me that she had to get ready for work and take a shower and I needed to get ready for camp. She asked if I wanted to take a shower and I was like YES. So I joined her and we did a lot of French kissing in the shower. When we got out she asked if I wanted to play hooky. I said ok. Then she told me that she was going to run out and get a surprise. About 30 minutes later age care home. I was hard non stop all morning and hoped we would have more sex. Then she brought me into her room and sat me on her bed and told me that she got some movies for us. I didn’t want to watch movies, I wanted to fuck more. Then she pulled the movies out and they were porn movies from the video store. She told me we could really have fun watching them while we had sex. We watched three different movies and we stayed in bed all day trying different stuff. I must have came ten times. Every day for the next week we slept together in her bed and we had sex. Then came the week that my cousin was coming home from his dads. I was depressed because I knew it would be over. Then she told me that she enjoyed our time together and that I had made her feel so good better than a man had. The last night before my cousin came home my aunt said she wanted to do a fashion show for me. I laid on her bed while she tried different outfits and lingerie on. Teddys, stockings, all kinds of stuff. I don’t remember what she wound up wearing but it didn’t stay on very long. That night I ate her out for the first time. She had the wettest hairiest pussy but I dove in and put to use skills I learned from the porn movies. She loved it.

The next day my cousin was home and my aunt ignored me I guess she was nervous around my cousin that he might figure out something. Two nights later I snuck into my aunts room at night and she forced me back out. We didn’t have sex again. The next weeks were boring. Then finally my mom got me. My mom had to move us to CT. I had to start school right away and we’ve been here ever since. I jerked off for months thinking of my aunt. Once I spied on my mom in the shower to refresh my memory. I even went as far as to smell her dirty panties to see if she smelled the same as my Aunt. She didn’t but I felt like such a pervert. I’ve only seen my aunt a few times over the years. I got married in 2007 and my Aunt and cousin came to the wedding with my aunts new husband. It had been like 12 years since my aunt and I had sex. I had never told a single person not even my best friends. Then at the wedding my aunt caught me alone. She whispered in my ear “you fucked me way before you fucked her”. She still looked very good for her age, a real milf who still looked like my mom besides a different hairstyle. I was instantly turned on but she walked away and we have never spoken about it again.

I’ve always wanted to tell somebody about this but didn’t want my aunt to get in trouble or have my family get embarrassed, so I was very excited when I found these confession sites.

Sweet Pea x reader | Safe🌹 Part 3

• Sweet Pea finds a girl alone in the streets. She doesn’t remember anything, not even her name. He takes her home and promises her that he’ll protect her. They both try to find out what happened to her •

Part one :

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Sweet Pea was waiting for me outside his trailer. He had to fix something on his motorcycle and I was watching him through the small window. He asked me if I wanted to meet his friend tonight. Apparently this boy can maybe help us find clues about what happened to me. I still didn’t remember a thing. I tried to but I couldn’t. I looked down at my new flowy dress and smiled. It was the first time I felt pretty since SP found me. I looked through the window again and blushed. He had removed his black t-shirt. I took a deep breath and opened the door. As I walked out, he looked up and smirked.

“Wow.. You look beautiful.” He said, putting his shirt back on.

“You think so?” I blushed, walking up to him.

He smiled and took my hand, twirling me around.

“Of course I do. The northsiders better not stare at you because I won’t like that.” He said, putting on his leather jacket.

“The northsiders? Who are they?”

“C’mon, i’ll tell you all about it as I show you around town.” He smirked, handing me his motorcycle helmet.

“Did you fix it? I might have a helmet but i still don’t want us to crash.” I joked.

“It’s just as good as new, you’ll have to trust me on that Rosie.”

Hearing my new nickname made me smile. I don’t think I would be able to feel that way with my real name, the one I didn’t remember. It’s like it was a new me, and I liked that person.

“If there’s one person I trust right now it’s you Sweets.” I said.

“Did you you just call me Sweets?” He asked.

“I did.. I’m sorry I’ll stop.” I said, looking down, hoping he wouldn’t get mad at me.

“Don’t. I kinda like it. But only you can call me that.. and not in public please.” He said, siting in front of me and starting his bike.

We drove through the whole town. He explained to me that there was a northside and a southside and that we belonged in the south. He looked like he really hated the northside. He showed me each and every part of the town. When we passed the southside high school, something clicked in my mind.

“So that’s my school. I don’t really like going there but..” and then I stopped him.

“I know this place..” I said, confused.

“What? You do?” He asked, excited that my memory was coming back slowly.

“I’ve been here before..” I said.

“Do you want to get in? Maybe it’ll come back even more..” he said.

I nodded and he got up. He gave me his hand and i felt my heart tighten. He smiled to me, showing me that everything was okay. It was a saturday so the school was completely empty. We walked in the halls silently. When we walked in front of the library, i gasped. It came back. It’s like a movie scene was playing in my head.

//flashback// As I walked out of the library, my favorite books in my hands, I bumped into a tall figure. I dropped all my books and the boy spoke up, only to stop as he saw me. “Watch where you’re going..” He looked into my eyes and spoke up again. “Oh.. i’m hum.. i’m sorry. Here let me help you.” He said, kneeling next to me, picking up my books. “Thank you.” I said. He gave them to me and the bell rang. I left for my class. Little did I know, the boy watched me leave until I turned the corner. //

I came back to reality and I was on siting on the ground, Sweet Pea next to me, asking me if I was okay.

“I remember.” I said.

“You remember everything? It all came back?” He asked.

“No I just saw a bit of it. And.. Y-You were there.” I said, looking into his eyes. The same ones i saw in my memory.

“I was there? How? We’ve already met?” He asked, confused.

I told him everything about it. He also remembered this moment. It was the first thing that I remembered and yet he was still there with me.

“That was you? But how come I never saw you again? It was about 3 years ago..”

“I don’t know.. Can you hug me please.. I’m scared.” I said, feeling like everything was upside down. He took me in his arms and hugged me tightly. We spent a few minutes like that, talking about this moment.

“You remembered me?” I asked.

“Yeah.. I just didn’t realise that it was you. It’s been so long. I’m still sorry that I bumped into you though!” He joked, bringing back my smile. “Do you still want to go to Pop’s? I can understand if you don’t want to.. you’ve already been through enough today.”

“No it’s okay.. I’m alright I just needed a hug that’s all..” I said.

“C’mon, a good milkshake will make you feel better.”

I saw the lights of the diner from far. It was pretty late so the parking lot was almost empty. We entered and it smelled like burgers and fries. I smilled. It feels like I hadn’t had a burger in forever. We sat face to face in a booth next to the window.

“Are you more of a vanilla, chocolate or strawberry girl?” He asked me.

I giggled and he smiled. “Strawberry!” I said.

“Well that’s great because i’m a strawberry kind of guy.” He smirked. “But don’t tell my friends that.. I don’t look so badass drinking a pink milkshake.” He laughed.

“I saw the framed picture in your room.. Are those your friends?” I asked.

“Yeah, a few of them.” He said.

I didn’t ask more because he looked like he didn’t want to talk about it. The little bell behind us rang and we both turned around. A boy with even more bruises than Sp walked in. He had a cut on his eyebrow and another one on his lip. He walked towards us and Sp stood up. I noticed that the boy was also wearing a leather jacket with a serpent behind it.. weird.. It must be trendy around here.

“What do you want?” The guy asked, dryly.

“Calm down.. I need your help.” Sweet Pea said. They didn’t really looked like friends. “Rosie, this is my friend Jughead. Jug, this Rosie.”


I loved writing this part of the serie!! I hope you enjoyed it😊 Please leave me some feedback, i’d love to know what you guys think of it!! Thank you for reading:)

Actual things I heard on commentary last night about Dean Ambrose

‘The kid can take it all night.’ 

‘They call him master of the pain.’ 

‘He has high tolerance for pain.’

When WWE capitalizes on Dean being a mega painslut and make it canon 👀 Also he can take it all night has been said twice now. 

This is why bottom Dean is such a concept. You can practice so many kinks with this boy 🤣

So much Dean whump lately. He’s always getting wrecked and making those pretty face…On top of looking like a lithe feather among these thick big men. I am living.

This is a bottom Dean appreciation post from yours truly.

@missambrose18 @magical-witchy-stardust-girl @imperfectwrestler @jackthwagger @titaniumkitten

You know what, BTS deserves a round of applause. Media here in America are doing whatever they can to make army’s into this terrible fandom, just like they did with directioners, 5sos fans and every boy/ girl group fans there is, but here’s BTS defending their fans and praising them. That just fucking shows a lot about their character because let’s face it every fandom kpop or non kpop have those crazy absurd fans and they could have agreed with whatever the interviewer said or stayed quiet. But no they made it clear that their fans are amazing and stuff like that. That’s just shows how much they love armys.

anonymous asked:

people just ship jonsa because they saw a man and a woman with nice on-screen chemistry. it's heteronormative AF. jonerys is endgame.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

I was this close to actually taking your ask seriously, until I read the last part.

Because you know what? I can’t deny the first part. There is an aspect of heteronormativity to the increase in Jonsa shippers after season 6. On the other hand, if two male actors or two female actors had the same chemistry Kit and Sophie had in their scenes together, I think it would still make a lot of people ship their characters.

This could have been an interesting discussion, Anon, but you had to go and ruin this by making it about the other ship…

Let me just ask you a question: if Jon were a girl, or alternatively Dany was a boy, how many people would have been screaming that them eventually ending up together was inevitable from the start?

BUT… BUT… parallels, right? Well, (I’ve actually said this somewhere before), Jon and Jaime’s storylines share even more obvious parallels and Jon even shows very subtle signs of being attracted to him in his very first chapter… But where are all the Jon x Jaime shippers falling over themselves defending their ship?


If Jonsa is heteronormative as fuck, Aegony is even more so. You people are really getting ridiculously desperate at this point…

Before Sugarboy Annie said, “This one is for all the boys. And for all the girls. And for everyone who’s gender nonconforming.” which was SO NICE and sweet.


The villain laughed as soon as he got a look at the “team” set up to stop him. Oh, please. These were the heroes sent to save the day? They looked fresh out of training.

There were five of them standing in front of the villain. The girl on the right looked completely terrified, like she was about to wet her pants. The boy next to her looked uninterested, and even had the nerve to be on his phone. On the other end, the fifth “superhero” had been sneezing since they arrived, and the girl on his right wasn’t even facing the right way. The only one of them that looked kind of like a hero was the girl in the middle, who had her fists raised.

“Oh please,” the superhero girl said. “We may not look like it, but we can pack quite a punch.”

anonymous asked:

my friend rescued a bird and she was about 30 already when they got her. her name they gave her already was rose. when they took rose to the vet for her first check up the vet said rose is a boy parrot. they didn’t want to change her name or pronoun because rose can talk and talks about what a pretty girl she is. SHE IDENTIFIES HERSELF AS A GIRL and long story short that’s my friend’s progressive/woke parrot and I’m here for it.

damn parrot is fucking woke 

Ok, let me tell y'all a story. This legit happened to me today like 10 hours ago at lunch and I am still so fucking appalled at what this guy said. 

I don’t really remember how this started but basically, I was helping this guy with his math homework because I was being nice and somehow he ended up calling me a woman. And of course, I was like “no." 

And then from there he just proceeded to guess what I would rather be called. I think it went something like this: "girl?” “no” “female?” “no” “male?” “no” “boy?” “no” “girl?” “no” “it?” “fuck you" 

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lunahoneydrop  asked:

Hi! What is your opinion on Eren after the chapter? It seems like he is about to fulfil Grisha's dream... :(

It feels like it, doesn’t it? Isayama said a while back that he wants to twist the narrative to make the Paradis cast unpredictable, which I think he’s succeeded in.
I think it’s a red herring though. Eren’s come a long way from the boy that murdered two men to save a girl he’d never met, but his care and love for people remains.

Here is a list of what Eren believes in:
- When people are born, they’re free
- People don’t need to be special to have value. They have value by virtue of existing
- Sacrificing people he cares about is unacceptable
- Those who take away the freedom of others don’t matter
It’s on the last point that makes this a muggy area. Marley certainly falls under this category, and so do the Eldians who live under Marley, who participate in the warrior programme and compete for the honour of killing everyone within the walls.

I’d like to think that Eren has grown past this thinking thanks to his own experiences and his memories of Kruger. Through Grisha and Kruger, Eren knows the oppression of the Eldians in Marley. He knows that there are liars on both sides, that individuals can’t act as judge and executioner.

What was Grisha’s dream? He wanted to restore Eldia, but when his son betrayed him he got one hell of a wake up call. His greatest regret was not treating Zeke as his son, but rather as some chess piece in his revolutionist game. He stole the Founding Titan from the royal family, but at that point I don’t think he was motivated by pipe dreams of restoring a glorious empire. Nowhere in the journals does Grisha leave instructions to recreate Eldia, nor does he say this to Eren in his last moments. I think he wanted to free Eldians from the oppression of Marley.

It all ties in to what Kruger said. Kruger told Grisha to love people in the walls, that without love the cycle of war and hate would continue.

What have we seen of Eren in Marley? He’s made friends with Falco, told Falco of how he hates war and how he hopes Falco has a long life. We could chalk that up to Eren manipulating him, but saying that he also doesn’t truly believe what he says feels like an interpretation that takes leaps of logic to paint Eren as a cold, unfeeling villain, and it spits in the face of what we know of him as a character. He’s the kind of person who’s willing to sacrifice victory to protect Historia, who fights tooth and nail against his respected superiors to save his friend.

Eren may kill people here, and if he does he won’t be the only one in the SC to do it, but I don’t think his goal is to restore Eldia and kill all of Marley. It would go against Eren’s development and key themes in the story. It’s too simplistic and too easy, and creates a nihilistic view of the world that isn’t present in the series, despite the grim tone, so if Isayama does go that way with Eren, I’ll be very disappointed.

Thanks for the ask, and sorry I took so long to reply!


An Informal Analysis of Language and its Revealing Ideologies: Interview With a Teacher Who Might Lose His Job For Misgendering a Student

By now you might have heard of Joshua Sutcliffe, the secondary school teacher suspended for refusing to use a transgender student’s correct pronouns.  He argues that his religious beliefs include the right to call someone a girl “if they were born a girl.”  I’ll be taking a look at some notable moments during this interview, one person at a time.  Disclaimer: I will be using he/him pronouns for the student in question because while every article I’ve found gives very little information about the student, they mostly all confirm that he is a transgender boy.  

The Teacher

Every reference to the student in the first two minutes, in order:

  • “A student”
  • “This student”
  • “This particular student”
  • “This student”
  • “Her”
  • “Her”
  • “Her”
  • “Her”
  • “Said student”
  • “This student”
  • “The student”

Note: at no point during the interview does Sutcliffe refer to the student with he/him pronouns.  He begins by referring to the student neutrally.  He first refers to him as “her” after saying “Being intuitive, I thought, you know, this particular student wanted to be called a boy, but there was nothing- no professional dialogue as I’m suggesting.”  When Sutcliffe is corrected after saying “her” twice, he replies “well of course, this is the issue isn’t it?  We don’t know, do we.”  This seems pretty obviously hypocritical.  

He talks about referring to the student by his name instead of by a pronoun at all.  While saying this, he exclusively uses “her”, which suggests that he had originally wanted to avoid using pronouns not because he was unsure of what to say, but because he knew that what he would say would get him in trouble.  This is backed up when he explains not using pronouns because teacher “standards treat all students with respect”, suggesting that he knew what would and wouldn’t be respectful.  

He cites biology when explaining his views on gender, which is a common argument against gender fluidity and the existence of transgender people entirely.  

Chief Executive of Christian Legal Centre: Andrea Williams

Williams does not believe that transgender people exist.  Evidence: 

  • Her use of the term Gender Identity Disorder explains a lot.  Several years ago the DSM changed Gender Identity Disorder to Gender Dysphoria.  The change is argued to imply a temporary mental state rather than an all-encompassing disorder.  
  • She says that we cannot “force everyone else to conform to their gender identity disorder
    • Implies that nobody is transgender
    • Implies that they are just confused 
    • Implies that believing them is forcing everyone to play along with their delusion
  • She says that “the kindest thing you can do for a little child that is gender confused is to help them to live in the body that they are.”
  • She says “… they have always known, as a girl, decides to present herself as a boy, is actually not a truth.”  
    • “Deciding to present” implies choice.
  • She says that surgery can’t change that we are born male and female
    • Refers to “biology” argument that neglects identity 
  • She actually answers the question on homosexuality, which she should not have.  Wow.  Gay people don’t suffer because of their gayness.  They suffer because of people like you.  

Philip, Holly, and This Morning

Adding quotations around a word in this context implies that it’s not a real word or that it’s not a real thing.  You might not have heard about misgendering someone but that doesn’t mean it isn’t a word.  It’s a pretty good one, actually: you can immediately understand what it means.  In their defence, you can’t bold or underline or italicize a word in a youtube title so using quotations is one of the few ways to stress a word.  However, ‘using’ quotations undermines the meaning of the word pretty clearly.  See how you’re now questioning the word using?  

Philip and Holly correct Sutcliffe several times throughout the interview and question Williams about her claims.  Philip uses the phrase “born a boy”, indicating a common misunderstanding of transgender people (rather than a flat out rejection).  

“I’m finding this utterly abhorrent.” 

“We’ll get back to the show and back to 2017 and not Medieval Britain in just a moment.”


Let me be clear.  I don’t think Sutcliffe is being investigated because of “a slip of the tongue.”  I think he made a mistake that reflected his harmful prejudices and I think he made a mistake bringing Williams out to the talk show with him because she seemed to state his beliefs but much less delicately than he tried to.  

Your voice was the soundtrack of my summer

Do you know you’re unlike any other?

You’ll always be my thunder, and I said

Your eyes are the brightest of all the colors

I don’t wanna ever love another

You’ll always be my thunder

So bring on the rain

And bring on the thunder

Thunder - Boys Like Girls

The 9 Times I left. And The 1 Time I didn't.

I lost it to a boy from school
But he was only a friend,
So our foray had to end.

This girl named Kristen,
A beautiful girl whose skin glistened,
Lied, and though she tried,
I would not listen.

I kissed a skinny boy
But that’s never where it ended.
Then I learned he had a girlfriend,
So “goodbye” I quickly said.

A girl whose name meant “Fountain”
Thought I could move mountians,
But that’s too much for one person,
So I left before it worsened.

Adam thought I was easy,
And I knew he was sleazy-
I left his ass real quick,
He was left alone with his dick.

Vita, who was Russian,
Always gave the best head,
But our talks put me to bed.
Leaving was the solution.

There was one who treated me wrong.
He would cheat and lie and push and scream.
For a while, I said it was just a bad dream.
And then I woke up, and became so strong.

They called him DJ fluff, I shit you not.
It was a drunk college night.
He was a horrific sight.
He, I easily forgot.

Then the man who tied me up,
Tried to tie me down,
But since I liked to get around,
I made it a quick breakup.

And then one day, it was not poetic.
He was real.
He was genuine.
He was messy and beautiful and complex.
He was not another breakup poem.
He was not another love poem.
He was not a poem at all.
He was a real person.
And he became mine.
Not easily, not quickly, not poetically.
With him, it was different.
Even when things got hard, I stayed
And so did he.
This was one I could not so easily leave.