The headstrong monk becomes Santa
GM: there’s a dwarf currently barricaded in his house, and he refuses to come out. he thinks you’re undead.
Me, Cleric (OOC): i attempt to use diplomacy for him to let us into his house, or to come with us back to the fortified docks. (rolls 12)
GM: the dwarf tells you to beat it, he won’t fall for those tricks
Monk (OOC): I would like to scale up his house to his roof to look for his chimney.
GM: You find a very large chimney, easy for you to go down
Monk: *climbs into chimney* HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKER