“I’ve been wondering why we’ve had 5 new student organizations for Furries registered with our office in the last 10 days.
I came in this morning and the Furry Model UN proposal on my desk was number 6. I went back and looked, and sure enough, the Student Activities Committee did Zootopia theater buyouts two weekends ago. No wonder I’ve seen so many fox tails in the Starbucks line downstairs.
Of course I was here when Twilight hit the scene. I’ll take Furries over angsty vampires all day.”