sagittarius-a*

the signs aesthetics
  • Aries:motorcycles, leather jackets, red lipstick, straight hair
  • Taurus:nude lipstick, converse, sunflowers, a lemon on the side of a glass, driving along a mountain
  • Gemini:flower crowns, overalls, eating ice cream on a hot day, prank wars, balloons
  • Cancer:pearl necklaces, the sound of waves crashing, getting a hug from someone you love, humble smiles
  • Leo:light bulb mirrors, sky high heels, broadway, sunny days, jumping in a pile of leaves
  • Virgo:dark circles under eyes, writing in notebooks, cats, harmonic signing, ballet flats
  • Libra:coconut water, lace lingerie, cherries, honey bees, chocolate strawberries
  • Scorpio:striped socks, storms, dark lipstick, '80s music, angel emojis
  • Sagittarius:road trips w friends, midnight adventures, cliff diving, messy hair, tall grass
  • Capricorn:black coffee, white and black movies, debates, good facial structure, dark clouds
  • Aquarius:jelly shoes, baseball caps, blue nails, sparkles, alien emojis, jellyfish, swimming down really deep in a big lake
  • Pisces:dream catchers, pastel hair, gardens, sad eyes, soft rain
the signs irl
  • internet aries:SUPER VIOLENT AND IMPULSIVE AND WILL PROB KILL U
  • aries irl:hates slow
  • people & laughs v dramatically at dumb jokes
  • internet taurus:eats everything lmao! so romantic! #grounded as fuck!
  • taurus irl:is probably the friend that calls u weird nicknames and likes 2 make fun of u
  • internet gemini:omg the devil stay away at all costs they will lie 2 u 10/10 do nOT recommend
  • gemini irl:has lots of energy and just wants a friend 2 run around w
  • internet cancer:CRYBABY OMG SO MOODY AND ANNOYING JESUS
  • cancer irl:mean as HECK if they don't like u and always want 2 be a rebel
  • internet leo:kween bitch who is probably better than u
  • leo irl:super sensitive and don't like it when people kill their vibe
  • internet virgo:sO orgANiZEd LITERALLY a neat freak!!
  • virgo irl:an artsy gal/guy that likes to party
  • internet libra:peace and harmony all the way dude haha rad
  • libra irl:causes drama for everyone
  • internet scorpio:SEX DEATH AND MORE SEX. SO MYSTERIOUS.
  • scorpio irl:super funny and generally kind. u guys r cool.
  • internet sagittarius:so fun & happy! meme king/queen.
  • sagittarius irl:kinda mean sometimes :/ still cute tho
  • internet capricorn:all I do is WORK WORK WORK no matter what!! #succeSS bItcH!
  • capricorn irl:stays up too late and likes to flirt w people
  • internet aquarius:LITERALLY an alien who even r u
  • aquarius irl:knows a lot of shit/talks a lot of shit
  • internet pisces:will attach themselves 2 u if necessary
  • pisces irl:rlly smart & elegant!! still p emotional.
The signs as dog thoughts
  • Aries:MUST PLAY. PLAY NOW OWNER. PLAY WITH ME. PLAY. PLAY. PLAY WITH ME. MUST PLAY. PLAY MUST.
  • Taurus:TREAT? TREAT?? TREAT? TREAT!! GIVE ME THE TREAT. T R E A T T T T T
  • Gemini:hooman u are so kind to pet me u are my bes- BRB MUST GET THE RUNNING THING
  • Cancer:PET ME OWNER. PET. PET ME. ME PET. PET NOW PLS PET.
  • Leo:TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL. MUST GET. TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL
  • Virgo:PARK YAY OWNER SAID PARK PARK PARK YAYY!! Wait this is the vet. OWNER NOOOOOOO
  • Libra:FOOD? FOOD I SMELL. FOOD. WHERE FOO
  • Scorpio:MUST HUMP EVERYTHING. HUMP HUMP HUMP
  • Sagittarius:BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL
  • Capricorn:TUG TUG TUG TUG. I DONT EVEN WANT THE TOY ILL JUST RIP IT IN HALF. TUG TUG TUG. MUST. WIN.
  • Aquarius:FRIEND DOG! DOG FRIEND PLAY LET ME SNIFF YOUR BUTT. DOG!! FRIEND!!! PLAY FRIEND
  • Pisces:MUST NAP. NAP MUST.
the signs as smells
  • aries:pencil shavings, lavender, log fires, rain
  • taurus:new paper, real christmas trees, orange cloves, rose
  • gemini:bbq from the house next door, suncream, fresh paint, coconut
  • cancer:burning wood, coffee, cotton, christmas pudding
  • leo:old spice, fresh bread, aftershave, cinnamon
  • virgo:dr pepper lip balm, fir trees, old books, babies' heads
  • libra:citrus, vanilla, jasmine, new books
  • scorpio:honeysuckle, pizza, fresh bedsheets, sea
  • sagittarius:sparklers, petrol, hay, s'mores
  • capricorn:crayons, fresh dirt, tomato leaves, pennies
  • aquarius:your home, fresh wood, cotton candy, doughnuts
  • pisces:cut grass, watermelon, mango, ginger
CRY BABY

ARIES: Tag, You’re it // Grab my hand, push me down, took the words right out my mouth

TAURUS: Milk and Cookies // What a lovely little mess I made. I throw milk on the walls in rage.

GEMINI: Soap // Uh oh, there it goes. I said too much, it overflowed. Why do I always spill?

CANCER: Training Wheels // I wanna ride my bike with you. Fully undressed, no training wheels for you. I’ll pull them off for you.

LEO: Pity Party // I’ll cry until the candles burn down this place. I’ll cry until my pity party’s in flames.

VIRGO: Alphabet Boy // I know my ABC’s, yet you keep teaching me. I say fuck your degree, alphabet boy.

LIBRA: Dollhouse // Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces. Everyone thinks that we’re perfect, please don’t let them look through the curtains.

SCORPIO: Pacify Her // Someone told me to stay away from things that aren’t yours. But was he yours if he wanted me so bad?

SAGITTARIUS: Carousel // And it’s all fun and games, 'til somebody falls in love, but you’ve already bought a ticket and there’s no turning back now.

CAPRICORN: Sippy Cup // Blood money, blood money. How did you afford this ring that I love, honey? "Just another shift at the drug company.” He doesn’t think I’m that fucking dumb does he?

AQUARIUS: Mad Hatter // Doctor, doctor please listen. My brain is scattered. You can be Alice, I’ll be the mad hatter.

PISCES: Cry Baby // Your heart’s too big for your body. It’s where your feelings hide. They’re pouring out where everyone can see.

What'd you sell your soul for?
  • Aries:Power, of course. The point of the game is winning.
  • Taurus:Superiority. I've always been a cut above the rest, anyway, you know.
  • Gemini:Necessity. It was in the way of doing what needed to be done.
  • Cancer:Wealth. Who says money can't buy happiness?
  • Leo:Immortality. Dying is for suckers.
  • Virgo:Love; the greatest of all things, and the most fragile.
  • Libra:Friendship. You stand by your friends, even at the highest cost.
  • Scorpio:Defiance. I don't need a soul; it's only a weakness.
  • Sagittarius:Youth. All the energy and joy of living you'll ever need.
  • Capricorn:Knowledge. If only you'd known then, you could have made things right.
  • Aquarius:A life without the need of sleep. You don't want to take any minute for granted.
  • Pisces:To bring someone back from the dead. You still have things you need to say.
The Signs as Phobias
  • Aries:macrophobia - fear of long waits
  • Taurus:kainotophobia - fear of change
  • Gemini:ambiguphobia - fear of being misunderstood
  • Cancer:autophobia - fear of being alone
  • Leo:athazagoraphobia - fear of being forgotten or ignored
  • Virgo:ataxophobia - fear of disorder or untidiness
  • Libra:angrophobia - fear of anger or conflict
  • Scorpio:agoraphobia - fear of public places
  • Sagittarius:hygengyophobia - fear of responsibility
  • Capricorn:atychiphobia - fear of failure
  • Aquarius:catagelophobia - fear of being ridiculed
  • Pisces:enissophobia - fear of criticism
The signs as pretty cool things
  • Aries:When kittens are free to all good homes
  • Taurus:When children are brought up knowing all races are equal
  • Gemini:When people do not judge people for being "overweight"
  • Cancer:When nobody cheats on anyone
  • Leo:When people aren't bullied in high school for no reason!
  • Virgo:When people get a long with everyone
  • Libra:Legal gay marriage in all states!
  • Scorpio:When girls aren't called sluts for having sex with more than one person
  • Sagittarius:When children are brought up knowing all genders are equal
  • Capricorn:When people accept people for who ever they are and want to identify as
  • Aquarius:When a young child is brought up knowing being gay is okay
  • Pisces:When people don't say being bi is "fake" or a "phase"
the signs as that my friends have said
  • aries:iS THAT A CHALLENGE?????
  • taurus:i'm so philosophical right now i'm like the next confucius or some shit
  • gemini:bow down bitches
  • cancer:i swear this bitch is out to get me
  • leo:god karen, it's not my fault you're so obsessed with me
  • virgo:are u like... for real
  • libra:u peasant
  • scorpio:....fucking try me u bitch
  • sagittarius:*jumping over a table* PARKOUR BITCH DID U SEE THAT
  • capricorn:get the hell away from me
  • aquarius:um.... what the fuck
  • pisces:WWWWEEEEEDDDDDD
Breaking the signs' stereotypes

Aries aren’t violent and angry all the time. Everyone gets angry what the fuck. Have you NEVER gotten angry? They’re actually really chill people that might not know how to give you advice but they’re loyal as fuck and will always be there for you.

Taureans don’t eat all the damn time. They do like food. EVERYONE likes food so shut up and go eat some cereal or something. Drink some water or take a shower to cool yourself down. They’re actually really funny people and they dress so well.

Geminis aren’t two faced wtf everyone can be two faced at times. Like have you never done anything that can classify you as two faced so you can pull yourself out of some shit you got in? They’re actually so fun and they talk to much but they’re overall really nice people. Also they’re huge nerds sTOP!!!

Cancers aren’t cry babies!! They’re probably badder than any fire sign. I have never met a cancer who is overly emotional and I know a lot of cancers. Any cancer could beat my ass any day and I’m an aquarius.

Leos aren’t cocky nor bitchy. I mean some of them probably are, but WTF these babies are so insecure y'all don’t even know. All a Leo needs is some lovin and someone to constantly compliment them so they don’t forget how beautiful they truly are.

Virgos. Aren’t. Nerds. HONESTLY have u ever even met a Virgo? They party harder than sags and aquas and they fuck up more than you can imagine. They also aren’t neat freaks oh my god their rooms are prob messier than your life.

Libras aren’t all about fashion. They aren’t all peace makers and shit. They’d just rather not get involved in your problems cuz they got their own.

Scorpios aren’t fucking sex addicts. Some people like sex, some don’t. They might be intimidating but I promise you they aren’t making a murder plan in their head when they look at you, they’re probably just about to doze off.

Sagittarius peeps aren’t all about adventures and sleeping around. Some sags are adventurous but so many of them forget to freakin shower and take a piss sometimes. They’re late to almost everything and would rather sleep than go out. AND they do want commitment, they just want to give it to the right person.

Capricorns do not think they’re better than you. They probably have no clue what to do with their lives and would rather, much like Sagittarius, to sleep all the damn time!!!

Aquarians aren’t aliens, nor do they believe in them. Everyone and anyone can believe in them if that’s their choice. They aren’t unemotional, they sometimes just don’t know how to express what they’re feeling. It’s the same thing with detachment.

Not all Pisceans do drugs. Astrology has nothing to do with this. Like Sagittarius, these two are said to just always be on drugs and shit but no. Pisceans are over all the happy go lucky kind of peeps but they can get really insecure because others find them to be a door mat. But they can also be scary af and they have the biggest sailor mouth.

- it’s 2 30 am and I got mad over this so here u go!! Bye

The signs and their turnons/turnoffs
  • Aries:
  • A good sense of humour
  • Stupidity
  • Taurus:
  • Romantic gestures (flowers)
  • Overly demanding partners
  • Gemini:
  • Active and sporty
  • DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES.....EVER
  • Cancer:
  • Giving them lots of attention
  • Ignoring/Patronising them
  • Leo:
  • Trustworthy people
  • Liars
  • Virgo:
  • Good listener
  • Bad hygiene
  • Libra:
  • Complimentary people
  • Don't criticise them
  • Scorpio:
  • Show them a little skin
  • Don't tease them
  • Sagittarius:
  • Positivity
  • Laziness
  • Capricorn:
  • People who embrace everything with an open heart
  • "Fake" people
  • Aquarius:
  • Deep thinkers
  • Never say "no" to something they offered to do with you
  • Pisces:
  • Soft-spoken people
  • Narrow-minded people