the signs as typing styles
  • Taurus:oh lmao
  • Gemini:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Cancer:uwu !!!!
  • Leo:[a thousand emojis]
  • Virgo:Shut up pls
  • Libra:memes!!!!!! :)
  • Scorpio:im ok but kinda dying lol
  • Sagittarius:i know that feel... bro
  • Capricorn:No.
  • Aquarius:$$$$ get rekt son
  • Pisces:wh am i???? i?m so..... ?????
  • Capricorn:Who broke the coffee pot? I’m not mad, I just want to know.
  • Pisces:I did. I broke it.
  • Capricorn:No. No, you didn’t. Taurus?
  • Taurus:Don’t look at me, look at Virgo.
  • Virgo:What?! I didn’t break it!
  • Taurus:Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?
  • Virgo:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
  • Taurus:Suspicious.
  • Virgo:No, it’s not!
  • Cancer:If it matters, probably not… Scorpio was the last one to use it.
  • Scorpio:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
  • Cancer:Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Scorpio:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cancer!
  • Pisces:Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cap.
  • Capricorn:No! Who broke it?!
  • Sagittarius:*whispering* Cap, Libra’s been awfully quiet this whole time.
  • Libra:Really?!
  • *Yelling ensues*
  • *Camera pans to Capricorn*
  • Capricorn:I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict that ten minutes from now they’ll be at each other’s throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
warm zodiac aesthetics

aries: having the strength to walk past bookstore because you need gas money to get home. waking up to unexpected happy texts. cobble stone streets. people watching.

taurus: contagious yawn chains with your friends and laughing about it. hole in the wall cafes. brushing by the same sink with your friends. getting drunk on cheap red wine.

gemini: knowing you can’t afford it but still walking into bookstores to take in the smell even when it’s just a minute. poetry without a rhyming scheme. snow-covered hills. bakery stops on road trips.

cancer: reading a really good book and being unable to start any other book after that. putting your head out from the window of a fast moving car. getting to meet the band after a concert. handwritten notes.

leo: walking on the streets and smelling something that reminds you of your childhood but never finding out what. not realizing you fell asleep and waking up with a blanket. bonfires by the beach. holding hands.

virgo: being greeted with the smell of cinnamon and coffee, the first thing in the morning. finding more than one rainbow in the sky. drunk tattoos that turn out good. green traffic lights.

libra:  driving slowly with your family on your way back from a trip because you don’t want it to be over. being hugged after you’ve had a long day. friendship bracelets. spotting constellations.

scorpio: that unexpected warm day in the middle of winters that you spend outside doing nothing. waking up from a nightmare and realizing it’s not real. bumping into childhood friends. easy exam papers. 

sagittarius: lights in a cinema going dim and grinning at your friend because you’ve waited for this movie for a long time. sneaking in and not getting caught. watching city lights from a height. pocket size journals.

capricorn: finding money, even a small amount, in places you kept and forgot. collecting books for your future library. being drunk and sleepy but staying up till dawn. breakfast for dinner. 

aquarius: that one t-shirt you’ve had for 7 years, the one with holes but you still wear. being loved in a way that you understand. quotes written in bathroom stalls. mint plants.

pisces: being called an idiot (followed by a smile) because you know you’ve made it. meeting a stranger and hoping that they stay in your life. dark streets only lit by moonlight. singing in cars.

Dealing With Zodiac Sagittarius

- The number one thing a Sagittarius despises is feeling tied down. They like to feel free as a bird, so they can do what makes them happy. Being overly clingy and limiting their ability to explore will make things more difficult. It doesn’t mean they don’t want or need you around, it just means give them room to breathe.

- We all know they do not hold their tongue… for anyone. They tend to speak first and think later. It can seem harsh and not everyone will like this, but this is a part of who they are. Sometimes, however, you will need to let them know they may be going overboard.

- Sagittarians are a huge mixture of hardcore and soft. They appear tougher than they are. Internally, they deal with a lot of emotion but outwardly it’s often hard to see. But one thing they will always do is show you they love and care for you… in their own way.

- Don’t expect them to read your mind. If you have something you want to say, you better say it. The last thing you want to do is send them the wrong signals.

- Make things interesting! Spending night after night in the house is not something most Sagittarians like to do. Besides, you’ll enjoy yourself with them…. might have a little too much fun.

Signs / Coast
  • East Coast:Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces
  • West Coast:Aries, Taurus, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Just a reminder for my moon witches! With tonight’s first quarter moon out, it’s the perfect time to perform any spells you might have been putting off or waiting to do! 

The first quarter moon is good for:

🌓 creativity 
🌓 positivity
🌓 divination (for decisions specifically)
🌓 motivation
🌓 calming / balance bringing spells
🌓 strength
🌓 growing and learning

because it’s in Sagittarius, it’s also good for:

♐ faith
♐ optimism 
♐ green witchcraft
♐ kitchen witchcraft 
♐ protection 
♐ aspirations of the higher self

now is the time for magic! 

What if...

…Aries are only loud because they need someone to calm them down?
…Taureans are only stubborn because they hate to give up on their dreams?
…Geminis are only two-faced because they want to find themselves?
…Cancers are only crying because they are all alone and need someone to help them?
…Leos are only attention-seeking because they get too little from their loved ones?
…Virgos are only perfectionists because they fear that someting goes wrong?
…Libras are only fake because they don’t know who they really are?
…Scorpios are only intense because they don’t know how to deal with their emotions?
…Sagittarians are only crazy because no one understands them when they are serious?
…Capricorns are only cold-hearted because they’ve been hurt too often?
…Aquarians are only different because they don’t know how to fit in?
…Pisces are only dreamy because they have no idea how to face reality?

12 signs of Sagittarius
  • 1:Sagittarians can tap into the gift of prophecy and have a tremendous sense of foresight
  • 2:They find the silver lining in any cloud and never really get tired of life
  • 3:Sagittarians tend to be animal people, and love active pets who can keep up with them and replenish the genuine, unconditional Sagittarius affection
  • 4:Without the opportunity to wander, the Sagittarian is tired, ill at ease and discontent
  • 5:They have an engaging and hilarious quick wit - they not only enjoy a joke, but can tell one very well
  • 6:Sagittarians are generally interested in everyone and everything. They are fascinated by eccentricity, cultures, languages and universal secrets
  • 7:For a lot of Sagittarians <i> seeing is believing </i>
  • 8:They are impulsively playful in youth and branch into philosophy and intellect in their later years
  • 9:Sagittarians are on an eternal quest for knowledge and wisdom
  • 10:The kiss of the breeze blowing against their faces and the sound of ocean waves echoing in their ear is romance to Sagittarius. The universe is their playmate and lover
  • 11:‘Freedom’ is a hallmark feature of the Sagittarian archetype and a necessity for happiness
  • 12:They are filled with wanderlust
Signs and Snow
  • Snowballs:Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius
  • Snow Angels:Taurus, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
  • Snowmen:Gemini, Cancer, Virgo, Capricorn

I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence. Independence is something I’ve always needed, from when I was young, but I love the idea of romance and falling in love. I’ve never really had a long relationship. So that’s something I think about for the future. It’s an interesting part of my personality: Part of me just wants to be alone.

Sagittarians see life as a revolving door of opportunities, thrills and adventures. While some may look at life as nothing but disappointments and obligations, they have the mindset that as long as they’re alive....they’re gonna make the most of it, and be a little badass along the way.
  • You know Aries are around when you hear:Sirens
  • You know Taureans are around when you hear:A hammock swinging in the wind
  • You know Geminis are around when you hear:Voices and giggles
  • You know Cancers are around when you hear:Candles flickering and the bathtub being filled
  • You know Leos are around when you hear:Squeeze cuddles
  • You know Virgos are around when you hear:The flicking of pages
  • You know Libras are around when you hear:The phone constantly buzzing
  • You know Scorpios are around when you hear:Cauldrons swishing
  • You know Sagittarians are around when you hear:Dogs running around
  • You know Capricorns are around when you hear:The lounge chair recline and laughter ensue
  • You know Aqurians are around when you hear:Chemistry sets exploding
  • You know Pisceans are around when you hear:The wine bottle being uncorked

I’m a Sagittarius, which means, you know, I’m blindly optimistic, I love to travel, I’m always up for adventure but also always want something new. Sagittarians are really independent, and we like our space. We’re drawn to love but battle for that need for independence. Independence is something I’ve always needed, from when I was young, but I love the idea of romance and falling in love. I’ve never really had a long relationship. So that’s something I think about for the future. It’s an interesting part of my personality: Part of me just wants to be alone.

personal sign readings

Aries: i cant tell if youre evil or nice or sweet or rude idk you confuse me but ur gr8 and smart and i appreciate your existence in my life. thank you for taking care of my friend and make sure you stay patient with her, she isnt ready but you are. stay grounded. you are just such a nice person and i cant help but admire your intelligence and go get em attitude. dw aries, id fight u any day <3

Taurus: you literally remind me off chocolate and the colour brown, youre so stubborn but thats what makes you so special to me, youre not afraid to be real to me when im upset and i appreciate your honest. thanks for all the hot coco when im sad

Gemini: you are my source of wisdom in life, you are so smart and it makes me wonder why you even hang out with me. youre a true intellectual human and i like the way you dress lmao u remind me off computers and coffee tbh

Cancer: holy shit you are so emotional i cant handle it. youre so hyper and passionate but you know what, there are people out there who really love you, i wish i couldve kept you as a friend but life goes forth, have fun crying on people’s shoulders but be sure to make yourself comfortable, dont change who you are bc someone doesnt like it, you just be you. ily

Leo: ah leo, where do i start lol. you are such a drama queen, queen of drama, queen of the world. haha, you are the center of attention we get it leo so chill b. dont think others will out shine you bc trust me, they wouldnt fuckin dare. you are such a deep person and i appreciate your concern but i can do things on my own so take a step back, for your own good.

Virgo: i havent talked to you in forever, last time i checked you were still bitchy and a perfectionist but i miss you. i miss our talks and how much fun we had as kids. i loved going on adventures with you it was the most imaginative experience ever and i really miss that. its a shame i had to move but i hope youre doing ok out there in that big world we were so scared of. i hope we meet again soon. i wont ever forget you bc u remind me of the moon / stars and really anime lookin scenery ur that perf

Libra: where do i even start with libra… you are such a balanced spirit and i love the way you speak. i honestly love you. you are such an awkward and introverted person and its hard to tell youre even a libra. ur more like a pisces. i find the way you write and think so cute, youre so airy and weird lol. you remind me of soft pillows and sweets wrapped in gold paper. as for the other libra in my life, you sir are loud af, flamboyant and just all around a people person. its funny bc you look so happy all the time but no one really knows how you feel. no one quite understands your private or secret life like i do. you trust me and i trust you. you get on my nerves but i love your spirit and ability to change to subject when it you know it will hit close to home for me. thanks for caring

Scorpio: you are the prettiest person i have ever met. i constantly tell everyone you are the prettiest human in the school like holy shit youre hot. you make me laugh all the time and youre suprisingly not as vain as i wouldve expected from a scorpio but im totally ok with that bc you are hot af inside and out. im glad i met you but sometimes you say things without realizing youre hurting someone. dont go prodding your nose into peoples business and make assumptions based on reaction. dont give false hope to those who want real answers and just keep to yourself until you know the truth. you remind me off the colour black and red, you also remind me of sex and spicy food / underground nightclubs

Sagittarius: is it weird that a sagittarius doesnt have any sagittarius friends? i think it is… based on my brief encounter with a sagittarius male i was like hot diggity mother fuckin damn can i like touch u bc ur radiant and sexy af. in all honesty i wouldve wanted to talk to him more but we met once. it was like a distant dream. dw random sagittarius stranger, i thought you were funny when no one else did :^) i cant express my love for sagittarius’ bc they are just so unique and opinionated but at the same time they can be really cold and down right fukin psycho if you piss them off enough. some sags lack the empathy to care but dont take it personally, they are usually trying to hold back their past or how much they are hurting and are too afraid to seek help from anyone. they take on tasks by themselves which can leave them apathetic and self centered without even realizing it. most of the times sags are really outgoing and generally happy, they can make you laugh like a mofo and arent afraid to give it to you straight when you have a problem. they are the best advice givers

Capricorn: you sir, are c00l. like, way cooler than me im srs. you are goals. can i be you wtf????? you are so smart and quiet all the time but when you speak, pure genius or pure hilarity comes out. your one liners make me laugh or make me think. i love the way you function, youre such a mastermind. sometimes i wish i could find something bad about you but all i know is that you are most likely to take over the world and idk how to feel about that tbh. you remind me of books and really wealthy families with huge libraries and fuckin savage kitchens

Aquarius: aquarius you are such an important figure in my life, you have been through so much shit but you have learned from it all. the reason i am who i am today is from your real nitty gritty upbringing. you never held anything back from me and thats how i want to raise my kids, with pure honesty and love. i adore your concern but even as a mother, you need to back down. you may not know everything about how today’s society functions but thats ok, just chill. i got this. i will come to you when i need help. dont drop a pebble into the still pond bc things are balanced for once. dont fuck this up for me please. let me take care of this. i wont end up like her, i am who i am and i know what to avoid. i have learnt so much so please, let me put my knowledge into actions. your entity reminds me of magic and flowers, youre subtle but you are passionate and i love you

Pisces: ugh omg you are such a butt. you instantly remind me of scarves and well planned picnics. you were the one who would take us out and show us the world. it is so hard to tell you are even a pisces. you are more like a sagittarius and thats why i think we get along so well. like father like daughter, we are an amazing pair. i miss you, this family isnt nearly as entertaining without you here but youre off in another country, working your kind hearted butt off for us and i have accepted that. aquarius is having trouble with your absence but im calming her down, she will get used to it. dont forget about us over here ok? we all miss you. i definitely dont miss the constant clashes between us, you are just such a perfectionist it pisses me off. regardless of the bickering and stupid arguments, i love you and i want you back here with us asap