• Probably just finished a well thought out theorem, got their nails done, looks incredibly cute: Virgo, libra, cancer, Gemini, Capricorn, Sagittarius
  • Probably just watched the Spy Kids movie for the fiftieth time, hasn't gone to class since my Chem was together, is wearing the same ironic t-shirt from last week: Aquarius, Aries, Leo, Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio
The signs as reactions to being shouted at:
  • Aries: Shout back, without a filter they'll just go for it, they are rather impulsive, they would probably throw the first punch.
  • Taurus: They'll most probably stay calm and try not to let it bother them.
  • Gemini: Their words will sting and they'll be very clever about what they say.
  • Cancer: Cancers are soft, calm people who would probably feel like they need to defuse the anger.
  • Leo: They'll challenge them to a fight but when it come to it they'll use more sass than violence.
  • Virgo: They'll try not to let it get to violence, so instead they'll trash talk.
  • Libra: If they knew the Libra, then they would be beaten pretty badly.
  • Scorpio: A Scorpio would stare them down until they run of scared. They would not want to mess with a Scorpio.
  • Sagittarius: They would make a joke out of the situation but probably end up screaming at them.
  • Capricorn: Would give them a death stare and either walk away from the fight or use clear words to shut them down.
  • Aquarius: Would really not want to fight, however they probably wouldn't be in this mess. Everyone likes an Aquarius.
  • Pisces: They would walk away calmly and feel sorry for the person because they are obviously upset.
The Signs as Fantastic Beasts Characters

Aries: Gellert Grindelwald
Taurus: Jacob Kowalski
Gemini: Pickett
Cancer: Queenie Goldstein
Leo: Niffler
Virgo: Seraphina Picquery
Libra: Percival Graves
Scorpio: Credence Barebone
Sagittarius: Albus Dumbledore
Capricorn: Porpentina Goldstein
Aquarius: Modesty Barebone

Pisces: Newt Scamander
signs as boyfriends
  • the romantic, suave boyfriend: leo, libra, cancer, taurus
  • the endearing and unbelievably caring boyfriend: virgo, gemini, pisces
  • the energetic and playful boyfriend: sagittarius, aquarius
  • the sex god boyfriend: aries, scorpio, capricorn
THE SIGNS AS THINGS
  • Aries: You are a bonfire on an autumn night, ash circles above you and mingles with the stars. You are blades of grass inching through the snow- the first sign of Spring. You are the half remembered lullaby that stays in the head of an adult long after they fell asleep as a child.
  • Taurus: You are the strings of a violin vibrating in harmony. You are dappled sunlight streaming through a canopy of green leaves. You are smooth round pebbles on a beach, kept and saved by children who see you as treasure.
  • Gemini: You are the darkness behind stars that heralds so much more than what we know. You are chopped wood outside a cottage on a Winter's night. You are a cold mountain stream destined to provide life for thousands.
  • Cancer: You are red coral in a reef, you have seen thousands of years and have sheltered generations of marine lie. You are the pollen on a bee's legs, spreading around gardens so that people miles away from where you once were can see you bloom. You are a plane ticket stub stored in an old woman's diary.
  • Leo: You are a childhood friendship revisited years later where time has not stopped compatibility. You are music blaring from the penthouse apartment of a man showing his first grandchild how to play the piano. You are the cool wind so dearly cherished on a hot summer's day.
  • Virgo: You are a forever expanding desert, the shape of you changes each day with the wind and animals and humans alike travel for days to enter your hidden oasis'. You are birthday candles blown out tentatively, silk-like smoke rises above you and you are a wish come true. You are a friendship bracelet, a wedding ring, a family heirloom, a locket containing pictures of loved ones.
  • Libra: You are a mirror that has seen beautiful, excited faces for hundreds of years. You are a field of daisies and dandelions, you are not a weed: you are the crowns on the heads of barefooted children. You are a painting in an art gallery, people fall in love with you and have fallen in love in front of you.
  • Scorpio: You are the righteous fury of the seas, nothing can curb your eternal majesty. You are beautiful clothes wrapped in tissue paper and ribbon. You are a turquoise swimming pool on the hottest day of the year, they flock to the cool relief you give.
  • Sagittarius: You are a first kiss on New Years Eve, you prophesy a new year of happiness. You are the secret spot where lovers meet in the dead of night. You are a good book being read for the first time by candlelight during a black-out.
  • Capricorn: You are a pair of newly broken-in pointe shoes dancing on the stage for the first time. You are the blanket fort that protects children scared of the dark. You are the gleams of sunlight breaking through a cloudy sky.
  • Aquarius: You are sea foam crashing on cliffs hewn rough with erosion. You are comets swirling through a dancing glitter sky. You are the shared dreams between people who have never met.
  • Pisces: You are a train journey to a new, exciting place. You are lined paper covered in half-thought poems and sketches of friends during class. You are the planets orbiting around the sun like pieces of a watch that have spilled out into the galaxy.
Mercury + Communication
  • Aries: Give it to me straight. Get to the point. Say it like you mean it. No nitty gritty bullshit, give me the meat of what you are saying.
  • Taurus: Ease me into what you’re trying to say. Keep the communication on a practical level. No abstract ideas, ground your words into the earth and I’ll understand.
  • Gemini: However you want to explain this to me is good. I am very interested in your words. I can receive this any way you want to explain it.
  • Cancer: Communicate it to me in a way that you know I can receive. Your words strike emotional chords in my body. Be gentle as I digest it.
  • Leo: Can you explain this to me in song? Or pictures? Or dance? No? Okay well just make me feel like what you are saying holds relevance to my life and I am open ears. Also.. MAke it exciTING !!
  • Virgo: Please lay out the details for me. You speak a word and I find a million questions for clarity. I want to hear and understand everything about what you are communicating to me. Don't be vague.
  • Libra: If you really want me to hear you.. Don't be to brash, or dramatic, or all over the place. Please be concise and balanced with your communication. I appreciate what you have to say, just keep it level headed.
  • Scorpio: I want to know the truth. Give me the fucking truth. I want to know the depth. What is behind your words? What is your motive with these words? Don't you dare lie to me. I will always find out your truth.
  • Sagittarius: Give me the big picture, the philosophical concept, the dream. Ignite me with your words. Expand my mind with your communication.. I am so open.. Just don't bore me. I need a sense of purpose to listen.
  • Capricorn: If you want me to take you seriously, know your shit. Communicate factually in a mature manner. If you want me to hear you without judgement, your words must impress me. I don't have time for the wishy washy wandery words. Get to the point.
  • Aquarius: Please communicate this to me in the most abstract conceptual way you are able. If you want me to receive your communication I need to be met with intellect that causes me to really think over your words.
  • Pisces: Explain it to me in a story. I can't understand all of your crazy ass details. I need you to paint me a picture with your words.
THIS is what God Said to Each of The Zodiac Signs!

And it was morning as God stood before his twelve children and into each of them planted the seed of human life. One by one each child stepped forward to receive his appointed gift

To you Aries I give the seed first that you might have the honor of planting it. That for every seed you plant one million more will multiply in your hand. You will not have time to see the seed grow, for everything you plant creates more that must be planted. You will be the first to penetrate the soil of people’s minds with My Idea. But it is not your job to nourish the Idea, nor to question it. Your life is action, and the only action I ascribe to you is to begin making men aware of My Creation. For your good work I give you the virtue of Self-Esteem.

To you Taurus I give the power to build the seed into substance. Your job is a great one requiring patience, for you must finish all that has been started, or the seeds will be wasted to the wind. You are not to question nor change your mind in the middle, nor to depend on others for what I ask you to do. For this I give you the gift of Strength. Use it wisely.

To you Gemini I give the questions without the answers, so that you may bring to all an understanding of what people see around them. You will never know why people speak or listen, but in your quest for the answer you will find my gift of Knowledge.

To you Cancer I ascribe the task of teaching people about emotion. My Idea is for you to cause them laughter and tears so that all they see and think develops fullness from inside. For this I give you the gift of Family that your fullness may multiply.

To you Leo I give the job of displaying my Creation in all its brilliance to the world. But you must be careful of pride and always remember that it is My Creation, not yours. For if you forget this, people will scorn you. There is much joy in the job I give you if you but do it well. For this you are to have the gift of Honor.

To you Virgo I ask for an examination of all that humankind has done with my Creation. You are to scrutinize their ways sharply and remind them of their errors, so that through them my Creation may be perfected. For doing this I give you the gift of Purity of Thought.

To you Libra I give the mission of service, that humans will be mindful of their duties to others. That they may learn cooperation, as well as the ability to reflect on the other side of their actions. I will put you everywhere there is discord, and for your efforts I will give you the gift of Love.

To you Scorpio I give a very difficult task. You will have the ability to know the minds of the other people, but I do not permit you to speak about what you learn. Many times you will be pained by what you see, and in your pain you will turn away from Me and forget that it is not I, but the perversion of My Idea, that is causing your pain. You will see so much of humankind that you will come to know them as animals, and will wrestle so much with the animal instincts in yourself that you will lose your way; but when you finally come back to Me, Scorpio, I have for you the supreme gift of Purpose.

To Sagittarius I ask that you make people laugh, for amidst their misunderstanding of My Idea they become bitter. Through laughter you are to give people hope, and through hope trun their eyes back to Me. You will touch many lives if but for a moment, and you will know the restlessness in every life you touch. To you Sagittarius I give the gift of Infinite Abundance that you may spread wide enough to reach every corner of darkness and bring it Light.

To you Capricorn I ask the toil of your brow, that you might teach people to work. Your task is not an easy one, for you will feel all of humankind’s labors on your shoulders; but the yoke of your burdens contains the Responsibility of your Brothers and Sisters, which I put into your hands.

To you Aquarius give the concept of the future that people might see other possibilities. You will have the pain of loneliness, for I do not allow you to personalize My Love. But for turning people’s eyes to new possibilities I give the gift of Freedom that in your liberty you may continue to serve humankind wherever they need you.

To you Pisces I give the most difficult task of all. I ask you to collect all the world’s sorrows and return them to Me. Your tears are to be ultimately My Tears. The sorrow you will absorb is the effect of people’s misunderstanding of My Idea, but you are to give them compassion that they may try again. For this the most difficult task of all, I give you the greatest gift of all. You will be the only one of my twelve Children to understand Me. This gift of Understanding is for you, Pisces, for when you try to spread it to humankind they will not listen.

  • ascendant/"rising sign": what people see when they meet you for the first time. your general appearance
  • sun sign: what people see when they get to know you better. often described as your basic personality/identity. when people ask you what your "sign" is- although no more important than your moon sign, this is the sign you tell them.
  • moon sign: this is what YOU feel. your true soul. what hurts you, what you need to feel stable, happy on a bare bones level, all lies here.
  • mercury: the mental process ie how you think/talk. also can point out what you are good at intellectually
  • venus: what you enjoy/do for fun. how you act in relationships.
  • mars: how you go after your aims. expressions of anger, sexual expression and style.
  • saturn: work. also, where you may feel inadequate lies here.
  • jupiter: where/how you find your luck in life
  • neptune: humanitarian side of you, the things you find that you daydream about. It can also be the fog that keeps you from seeing something or someone for what it really is.
  • uranus: how you seek to be individual and innovative. Normally the kind of things that you do that other people you know don't think of.
  • pluto: Control. where you seek it and how you go about getting it.
My encounter with the male signs

Aries Male: Fuckboi [loud,shy, funny]

Taurus Male: Ex/ good friend now[shy, over reactive, angry also]]

Gemini Male: Ex/best friend[ cute, sad tho, outgoing, PARTYYY, funny]

Cancer male: current bf, also ex bf[ controlling, sensitive, angry, loud, funny, cute, supportive sometimes]

Leo male: boyfriend’s friend [loud, obnoxious, funny, little flirty]]

Virgo male: best friends ex boyfriend [fun, funny, down to chill, self centered, rude, not my type ]


Libra male: friend [annoying, loud, funny, childish, emo]


Scorpio male: random dude at old school[ mysterious, quiet unless with friends, edgy]

Sagittarius male: ex [weird, loud, will fight you, never sleeps, emo]

Capricorn- ex crush [funny, goofy, passionate, shy]

Aquarius- friend [passionate, shy, annoying, no common sense, very weird, anger issues]

Pisces- ex [cute, funny, loveable, emotional, needs jesus]
the signs based on people I know

Aries: adorable, likes Star Wars, laughs a lot, knows interesting yet pointless stuff, likes people, always annoyingly happy, has an ‘idgaf’ attitude but they actually really care a lot

Taurus: loves Star Wars, loves food but quite fussy, loves sleep but never sleeps, thinks everyone hates them, likes performing arts, usually sad, will fight you

Gemini: a good sense of humour, can act like an idiot, good with kids, literally doesn’t give a shit about anything, acts like they’ll fight you but they won’t

Cancer: can be a dick, annoyingly intelligent, gets sad often but doesn’t show it, has a love/hate relationship with cats, doesn’t really have any people skills but loved by lots of people, you’ll beat them in a fight

Leo: creative and lovely, a really good friend, loyal, loves people and animals, fan of YouTube and focuses on dreams often, can often be very crazy, will try and fight you but will fail

Virgo: so lovely, will always support you and stick by you to give you advice when you need it, very lively, can be slow to reply to messages, very funny, probably a Star Trek fan, highly likely to fight you

Libra: very very loud, might need earmuffs. Is awesome but can also be an asshole, doesn’t stay mad for long and is usually happy but when they’re sad you’ll always know, will definitely fight you, you’ll wish they had an off switch

Scorpio: can be uptight but mostly pretty chill, will keep your secrets and knows when you’re lying, mostly loud but knows when to be quiet, lovely and loving but get upset easily, won’t fight you

Sagittarius: smart, cute, liked by everyone, either very loud or very quiet no in between, knows exactly what to say, laughs a lot, unlikely to fight you

Capricorn: likes being rewarded, can be lazy, likes animals, junk food, probably won’t fight you, very selective about friends, kind but doesn’t like sharing, gets angry easily, antisocial as fuck, no people skills, always have good intentions

Aquarius: cute as hell, loves puns, very lively and loves people, smart but hides it, awesome people skills, likes most things, may fight you, secretly a mouse

Pisces: very empathetic and sympathetic, loves people and just wants to be kind, loud and funny, really supportive, sometimes scared to do stuff that most people find easy, won’t ever fight you they’re too nice

The Signs as Star vs The Forces of Evil Characters

Aries: Ludo
Taurus: Charlie Booth (Gustav)
Gemini: Flying Princess Pony Head
Cancer: Lobster Claws
Leo: Brittney Wong
Virgo: Marco Diaz
Libra: Ferguson 
Scorpio: Tom 
Sagittarius: Star Butterfly
Capricorn: Miss Skullnick
Aquarius: Jackie Lynn Thomas
Pisces: Oskar Greason

recipes for the signs

Aries: new running shoes, spicy food, leather jackets, curly hair
Taurus: butterflies, expensive perfume, big beds, kissing
Gemini: emojis, loud laughter, piercings, camera lenses
Cancer: studded beanies, diaries, big eyes, fresh snow
Leo: fancy eyeshadow, new phones, big dinners, good sex
Virgo: guitars, intricate paintings, pretty eyes, gold necklaces
Libra: long nails, green gems, city views, bouquets
Scorpio: pretty lips, black lingerie, painted nails, adrenaline
Sagittarius: tasty food, wide smiles, running, puppy love
Capricorn: paid bills, luck, jade jewelry, clear skin
Aquarius: pure silver, lake views, eye contact, foot prints
Pisces: fairy lights, skinny dipping, soft hair, music

the way the signs say i love you
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> hits you on the shoulder with a grin, asks you to play with their hair, smiles at you when you're angry<p/><b></b> "i need you to stay"<p/><b>Taurus:</b> lets you cuddle them on the bus, gets worried when you're talking to someone they don't like, buys you food<p/><b></b> "i'm glad you're mine and i am yours"<p/><b>Gemini:</b> tells you how they really feel, cries in front of you, tries to make you laugh<p/><b></b> "i want you to know every side of me"<p/><b>Cancer:</b> cuddles you in public, talks to your mum, is there for you when you don't feel like talking<p/><b></b> "i am so glad i let you in"<p/><b>Leo:</b> makes you things, holds your hand and drags you places, stares at you when you're not looking<p/><b></b> "i hope you always like me"<p/><b>Virgo:</b> brings you to dinner with their parents, does the dishes with you, lets you reorganise their things/room<p/><b></b> "i'll clean up any mess you get yourself into"<p/><b>Libra:</b> kisses you on the shoulder, lets you take your anger out on them, shows you negative emotions<p/><b></b> "i like everyone, but you're my favourite"<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> texts you first, hugs you extra long, draws you things even if they're not very good at it<p/><b></b> "i'm really attached to you"<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> commits to you, lets you talk over them, lean on you when you're sitting together<p/><b></b> "you are the most important to me"<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> is overly sarcastic with you, prioritizes you over work, braids your hair no matter how short it is<p/><b></b> "i'm more confident around you"<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> talks to you about your favourite book series, writes you poetry, pays full attention when you talk<p/><b></b> "you're my anchor"<p/><b>Pisces:</b> takes lots of pictures of you and shows them to everyone, gives you a second chance, does your makeup (even if you don't usually wear it)<p/><b></b> "i'll let you get away with anything"<p/></p>