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Vorkosigan Saga Characters As Onion Headlines, Part Three

Simon 

  • Boss Able To Seamlessly Blend Constructive Criticism With Personal Attacks
  • Night Of Uninterrupted Deep Sleep Really Throws Man’s Day Off

Alys

  • Right Guy To Fuck With Identified
  • Busy Mom Wishes She Had Enough Spare Time To Fuck CIA Director

Duv

  • Humanity Surprised It Still Hasn’t Figured Out Better Alternatives To Having Power-Hungry Assholes Decide Everything
  • Wrongly Imprisoned Man Won’t Shut Up About It

Mark

  • Kidnapping Going Pretty Smoothly
  • Panic Attack Counted As Exercise
  • Study: 80% Of Waking Hours Spent Plotting Revenge
  • How To Find The Right Therapist

Tien

  • Man Needs Emotional Support Only A Woman Can Feign

Ekaterin

  • Amazon.com Recommendations Understand Area Woman Better Than Husband
  • Woman Launches Into 4-Minute Self-Deprecating Preamble Before Speaking Mind
  • Sudden Burst Of Confidence Not Sure Where The Hell It Came From Either
  • Area Woman Not Listened To Again

Byerly

  • Man Suspected Of Being Bumbling Spy

Kareen Koudelka

  • Area Daughter Belittled Out Of Concern

Tej

  • Relationship At Point Where Woman Has To Learn Boyfriend’s Family’s Weird Card Games
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twilight saga meme: [1/5] scenes → stitches

“Did you ever think of doing it the easy way?”
“No. I knew who I wanted to be.”

The Witcher musical casting: Krzysztof Kowalski as Geralt and Katarzyna Wojasińska as Yennefer. 

“Sapkowski’s books spun-off a comic series, a movie, and a world-acclaimed video game series. The main hero is Geralt of Rivia, a witcher, a mutant who kills monsters with the help of his magic and superhuman skills. Together with the trouble he encounters during his journey, Geralt, together with his sorceress Yennefer, takes part in many fantastic adventures. Wanting to protect both himself and his friends, the witcher attempts to remain neutral in a unforgiving world.”

The new musical premieres on September 15, 2017.

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A lot of people ask for recommendations from me, so I’ve compiled a few photo collages of some of my favorite books. This theme is graphic novels/manga featuring the following titles:

Persepolis vol. 1 & 2 by Marjane Satrapi | V for Vendetta and Watchmen by Alan Moore | Alex + Ada vol. 1-3 by Jonathan Luna and Sarah Vaughn | Saga vol. 1-6 by Fiona Stables and Brian K. Vaughan | Fruits Basket vol. 1-23 by Natsuki Takaya | Super Graphic: A Visual Guide to the Comic Book Universe by Tim Leong | In Real Life by Cory Doctorow and Jen Wang | Baby’s in Black by Vivek J. Tiwary | Library Wars vol. 1-15 by Kiiro Yumi and Hiro Arikawa

Vorkosigan Saga Characters as Onion Headlines, Part One

Cordelia

  • I Have A Huge Crush On My Captor
  • Vanquished Foe’s Skull Makes Surprisingly Bad Wine Goblet 

Aral

  • Area Man Going To Go Ahead And Consider That A Date
  • I’m Not One Of Those Insecure Generals Who Needs To Win A Lot Of Battles
  • Congress Members Spend Afternoon Drawing Pictures Of Their Dream Capitals

Bothari

  • Military Now Considering Limiting Soldiers With Severe PTSD To 3 Combat Tours
  • Man Always Carries Gun In Case He Needs To Escalate Situation
  • Army Holds Annual ‘Bring Your Daughter To War’ Day

Kou

  • Man’s Insecurities Versatile Enough To Be Projected Onto Any Situation

Serg

  • Area Man Just In Bad Mood Because He’s Tired And An Awful Human Being
  • Man Announces Plan To Take Out Anger On First Less Powerful Person He Sees

Ges

  • Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control

Rulf 

  • Buddy System Responsible For Additional Death

Ezar

  • Family Infighting Apparent In Funeral Guest Book

Kareen Vorbarra

  • Area Woman’s Safety Net Braces For Another Impact
  • Geopolitical Balance Of Power Somehow Unaffected By Death Of Princess

Padma

  • Near-Death Experience Followed By Right-On-The-Money Death Experience

Oh, I want some beef on my taco
I want some cheese on my taco
And sour cream on my taco
I want some lettuce on my taco
Lettuce - let us have some tacos
Lettuce and beef and cheese
Burrito, burrito, burrito
Yo Quiero Taco Bell
Soft shell, hard shell, I don’t care, tell me
Hard shell, soft shell, Taco Bell, uh
NO TOMATOES, NO TOMATOES ON MY TACO NO TOMATOES
And when you drop it on the floor
Please pick it up and give it to me

Vorkosigan Saga Characters As Onion Headlines, Part Two

Piotr

  • Man’s Relationship Advice Same As His Hunting Tips
  • Report: More Americans Relying On Grandparents to Help Fuck Up Their Kids

Miles

  • Somebody’s Got To Save This Country From Certain Doom, And Let’s Face It, That Person Is Me
  • Take-Charge, Can-Do Guy Makes Terrible Decisions
  • Area Man Pretty Sure It’s Not Broken
  • I Shouldn’t Be Alive
  • 27-Year-Old Lies About Every Single Aspect Of His Life To Keep Parents From Worrying

Elena

  • Area Teen Has Better Things To Do Than Kick Your Ass

Baz

  • 26-Year-Old Feeling Self-Conscious After Seeing All His Friends Fail Slightly Less Than Him

Elli

  • Party Guest Hoping Birthday Card With Shirtless Hunk Taken In Playful Spirit With Which It Was Intended

Ivan

  • Man On Cusp Of Having Fun Remembers Every Single One Of His Responsibilities
  • If You Ever Need Somebody To Stand Around And Not Contribute, You Know Where To Find Me
  • Area Man Up For Anything Except Being The One Who Makes The Decision
  • I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I’ll Fuck My Way Out
  • Cousins Meaner This Year
  • Man Pushing Self To Point Of Effort

Gregor

  • Depression Symptom Checklist Speaking To Area Man As No Poem Ever Could
  • Last Male Heir To Bloodline Watches Movie Alone On Laptop

some smartass made a callout post about me and tried to say i’m a murder apologist for liking pharah all because i don’t like incest or seeing active support of it

murder isn’t romanticized in overwatch, whereas shipping hanzo and genji actively romanticizes incest, literally YOU GET OFF ON INCEST YOU THINK THAT SHIT IS CUTE AND OKAY