Hey, you remember that job I literally just got asks about and said I had? Welp, just got back from a meeting that said nope, you don’t have that job anymore. See, there’s these health and safety tests you gotta take annually, and apparently if you’re two days late with a single one, it doesn’t count~
So… I guess I have an extra long birthday weekend now. I guess that’s something.
I’ve never been fired before. Yeah, that job? That job I’ve been doing for 11 years? That was still my first ever job. I don’t know what to do next.