safety suits

mbmbam pilot highlights:

  • “this one isn’t really a tarantula” “THEN WHY’D YOU BRING IT, MARK?”
  • spider guy saying “this is probably the most dangerous spider you’ll ever see” and travis IMMEDIATELY bolting outta the room
  • the brothers clinging to travis’s arms and quietly chanting words of support as a spider walked across his hand
  • travis’s spider safety suit had a homemade nametag
  • in true littlest brother fashion, griffin ratted on travis to their dad, on camera. i cannot fucking believe this.
  • hope you enjoy the experience of simply cybersex. blast off into cybersex joe biden
Happy Valentine's Day!

Here’s a shippy playlist in honour of this not-so-holiday holiday. I tried finding songs that didn’t use words like “girl” or “boy” in them so whatever you ship makes sense with the song. Enjoy the playlist!

A Thousand Years // Christina Perri
Accidentally In Love // Counting Crows
Ammunition // Krewella
Armor // Landon Austin
Before You Go // Common Kings
Beside You // Marianas Trench
Cooler Than Me // Mike Posner
Crush // David Archuleta
Cupid’s Chokehold // Gym Class Heroes (main lyric is “girlfriend”; apologies!)
Down // Jay Sean
Dukes // Repartee
Find A Way // Safety Suit
For The Nights I Can’t Remember // Hedley (has “girl” in it; sorry!)
Forget About You // R5 (I think it might say “girl” in it? Can’t remember)
Hole In My Heart // Luke Friend
House Of Cards // Tyler Shaw
Hurricane // Bridgit Mendler
I Just Haven’t Met You Yet // Michael Bublé
I Won’t Give Up On Us // Jason Mraz
I’m Yours // Jason Mraz
If I Had You // Adam Lambert
If I Lose Myself // One Republic
Jet Lag // Simple Plan (guy and girl singers)
Kiss You Inside Out // Hedley (mentions of “girl”/female pronouns I think?)
Lego House // Ed Sheeran
Never Say Never // The Fray
Never Stop // Safety Suit (suggests that the other is female; sorry!) Not A Bad Thing // Justin Timberlake
Once In A Lifetime // Landon Austin
One Last Night // Jesse Labelle Ft. Nixon (can’t remember if there are girl pronouns)
One Wish // Tyler Shaw (can’t remember again)
Out Of My League // Fitz and the Tantrums
Please Don’t Go // Joel Adams
Ready Or Not // Bridgit Mendler (has “boy” in it)
Red // Tyler Ward (has “her” in it)
Sad Song // We The Kings (guy and girl singers)
Say You Like Me // We The Kings (can’t remember)
Ships In The Night // Mat Kearny
So Cold // Ben Cocks (more of a breakup/conflict ship song, mentions of cheating with another girl)
So Sick // NeYo (more of a breakup/conflict ship song, has female pronouns I’m pretty sure)
Stereo Hearts // Gym Class Heroes Ft. Maroon 5 (can’t remember)
Stop Standing There // Avril Lavigne (male pronouns I think?)
Summer Paradise // Simple Plan (female pronouns I think?)
The Only Exception // Paramore
Use Somebody // Kings of Leon
We Could Happen // AJ Rafael (female pronouns I think?)
When You’re Gone // Avril Lavigne (sad ship song; gone = breakup/death/leaving?)
Why Can’t I // Liz Phair (male pronouns I think?)
XO // The Eden Project (breakup song; has “girl” in it I’m pretty sure)
Your Man // Down With Webster (has “your man”, “girl” and idk what else)

I hope you all find a song that goes with your ship. HVD!


( A / N :  Okay, so this chapter is just a generic introduction to the plotline of Beauty and the Beast. You don’t have to read it, and you can just skip to the next chapter whenever it’s posted. If you want to read it, the actual fanfic begins at the ‘~’ line.)

- @derangedcordelia , @all-the-feels-imploding , @purely-solivagant , @ordinarily-maddie

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bourbon and hybrids

Originally posted by netflixlifex

When Klaus Mikaelson forced himself and his newly turned hybrid minion into his house, Damon Salvatore didn’t have much of a choice but to sit down and have a mildly tense conversation about the whearabouts of his coffin stealing backstabbing little brother.So Damon being Damon, decided that when life gave him original vampire sized lemons, he’d make his lemonade with multiple sarcastic remarks and a few swigs of his trusty bourbon. What he did forget was that even though the alcohol did make klaus’ presence tolerable, it also made it easier for a specific hybrid minion to slip away without notice and take a look around house for any signs of Stefan Salvatore 

Damon also forgot that his very sleep deprived and extremely short tempered little sister had arrived this morning to help him with the Stefan situation.So when a shrill scream upstairs suddenly reminded of his also very human and slightly vulnerable sister,he rushed to the source of the sound, worried for her safety, with Klaus following suit, curious about the new presence in the Salvatore household.

When they arrived at the scene they were met with a few wooden chairs with broken legs, an impaled hybrid, and an excessively annoyed Y/N.Damon let out a small ‘whoops’ while klaus stared at the sight in front of him, somewhat impressed

‘When you called for my help in defeating some age old hybrid dick, you didn’t mention I’d be walking into fucking vampire retreat at the salvatore boarding house’ Y/N stated, angrily brushing her hair out of her eyes

‘Actually, this gu-’

‘Next time one of your freakshows try to eat me, so help me god I will fry their fucking brains.Or better yet, their daylight rings.’

’ yeah- this one’s actually a hybrid, these guys don’t really need daylight rings.’

'Brains it is then’ she said, a sarcastic smile pasted on her face.

'Okay.OKAY.would you just -

'Who’s your friend, Damon?’ Klaus interrupted, pointing a meaningful look towards damon.

’-calm down’ Damon completed, the annoyance evident in his voice.

'Are you planning some other scheme to get rid of me,mate? I thought i made it perfectly clear that I’d be 10 steps ahead of you the last time you tried.’ He smirked.‘And let’s assume you are formulating a similarly pathetic attempt to defeat me, the lady seems quite the unlikely,if not lovely comrade.’ He continued, the smirk not leaving his lips for a second

'desperate times call for desperate measures’ stated Damon, smiling patronizingly

Y/N stepped over the groaning hybrid and held her hand out for Klaus to shake.'Y/N Y/L/N.the mentioned desperate measure’ she said, cocking her head towards Damon.

'Klaus Mikaelson’ Klaus replied, taking Y/N’s hand in his and placing a chaste kiss on her knuckles.She raised her eyebrow at the unusual action. ‘I’m the “hybrid dick” you’ve been rallied against’ he continued,a crooked smile playing on his lips, his eyes never leaving hers

“aaah. The original hybrid.’ She said, cocking her eyebrows again.’ Well, they did always say the devil was pretty.’ She commented, turning to look at Damon who was staring at the pair with a scowl on his face.

The hybrid on the floor somehow managed to pull the stake out of his stomach, a groan of pain leaving his mouth, Turning everyone’s attention towards him

'right.we should get on with it.’ Klaus grinned at Y/N before offering his hybrid a hand and then zooming out of the room.

'That was fun.What was that??’ Damon asked his sister, clearly unhappy with whatever moment there was going on between her and Klaus.

’What was what?’ Y/N replids, feigning innocence.

'I should’ve known not to get you involved in a war against an enemy who looks like one of the abercrombie and fitch models you’re always fawning over’


Do You Have To Do That? part 4

Pairing: The Avenger Team x Reader (This will probably turn into a Steve x Reader)

Warnings: None so far

A/N: I have decided to re-write this for those of you who had started it, I’m going to start over I’m keep the first part and possibly a good portion of the second. But I am going to take it in a different direction. If you want to be tagged let me know, I’ll glad you add you.

@chrisevansthedoritobastard   @holahellohialoha  @almightyunnie @imamotherfuckingstar-lord @iwillbeinmynest  @letsgetfuckingsuperwholocked @goodnightwife @irepeldirt  @yourtropegirl  @bellejeunefillesansmerci  @buckyb-avengers  @winterboobaer  @mrhowardstark @captainsteverogerslover  @stank-tower  @thevanishedillusion  @shamvictoria11  @heir-of-light-33  @princess-fangirl1 @alphasoldier

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“How did you become Spider-Man?” You grab his hand pulling him to his feet, he complies with ease. “Hand on my waist.” His hand slips around your waist as you start to make him dance with you.

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I’ll never stop trying, I’ll never stop watching as you leave. I’ll never stop losing my breath every time I see you looking back at me. I’ll never stop holding your hand. I’ll never stop opening your door. I’ll never stop choosing you babe. I’ll never get used to you.
—  Never Stop, Safetysuit
Death Be Not Proud - Tony Stark Post IM 1 till the beginning of IM2

I finally took the time to read the MCU tie-in comics today and by my good luck, came across Iron Man 2: Public Identity, the prequel/tie-in between IM1 and 2. It’s a three issues comic and is worth every single frustration we’ve felt about MCU, just for its brilliant characterization of all the characters. Since I did read it completely, I decided to make a meta post about it.

For the purpose of this essay/meta, I’m dividing it into five categories:

~  Memories and Masks

~  Loyalty and Landmines

~  Families and Forged Iron

~  Recklessness and Radioactive Signatures

~  Selfishness and Altruism 

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Being Tony’s younger sister would include;

inside jokes

free rides anywhere you want

living with him and the avengers

ofc all of them loving you

lots of teasing

you picking his outfits

you shaving and shaping his beard in weird but cool ways

lecturing him when he does reckless stuff

“oh come on, just because I flew into a hole in space, doesn’t mean anything” “you freaking died and bruce had to roar you back to life what are you even talking about?”

having staring contests

him letting you try on his suit

you being the shoulder he cries on

same goes with you

watching shows on nickelodeon together

going out with him and pepper

having a great relationship with pepper

tony making you your own suit for safety reasons

having dinner at restaurants or watching movies in cinemas with the avengers

so much sarcasm between you two

him being really protective when someone of the avengers flirts with you

“hey back off my sister barnes, she’s too young and pure for your sexual fantasies” “not anymore big bro, not anymore” “wHAT DO YOU MEAN”

overall just him being so cute and protective of his precious sister that he literally doesn’t let anyone touch you besides him and pepper


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I will never stop trying
I will never stop watching as you leave
I will never stop losing my breath
Every time I see you looking back at me
And I will never stop holding your hand
I will never stop opening your door
I will never stop choosing you babe
I will never get used to you
—  Our song. Forever and always
The Signs as Love Songs

Aries: Clair De Lune by Flight Facilities

Taurus: Love and Some Verses by Iron and Wine

Gemini: Honey and the Moon by Joseph Arthur

Cancer: Look After You by The Fray

Leo: Fire and the Flood by Vance Joy

Virgo: Pull Me Down by Mikky Ekko

Libra: Find a Way by Safety Suit

Scorpio: Endlessly by Green River Ordinance

Sagittarius: Like Real People Do by Hozier

Capricorn: Hold Back the River by James Bay

Aquarius: Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish

Pisces: When the Stars Go Blue by Tim McGraw

Weasel Heights Wonders

a mix for my kids to dance to before they take on the world.
(warning for infrequent gendered slurs and ableism)

I Got YouLin Manuel Miranda | Dance Along - Early Hours I’m Good - The Mowgli’s | Looking Up - Safety Suit | Brighter - Patent Pending | Forever On Your Side - Imaginary Future Ft. Kina Grannis | Happy Place - Oh, Hush! Ft. Hanna Ashbrook | This World Is Yours - Adam Martin