safestarx

  • mom:guess what i got for free for buying toothpaste
  • me:*checks out bag that contains toothpaste*
  • me:is it the cotton earbuds
  • mom:no
  • me:is it the make up remover
  • mom:no
  • me:... is it the pads?
  • mom:no
  • me:*holds out 1 litre coke*
  • me :HELLA