As someone from the social sciences, I just love, love, LOVE Yuri Plisetsky. He is a precious emotional goldmine. If there is one character I would like to narrate my life, it’ll be Yurio, because you KNOW he’ll come up with out of this world creative ways to tell you how you are the piece of shit who matters and deserves to be happy in life.
Here are the conflicting (but perfectly healthy) and beautiful smorgasbord of emotions I imagine this precious boy has for certain characters of the show.
Yuuri “Katsudon Piggy” Katsuki
Same name, interesting | good step sequence, I want to see him do a perfect skate | WEAKEST PERSON I KNOW FUCK | want to beat him | shit want to beat him in everything | can’t take him losing to others | PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST | gay disgusting Russian-hero-stealing fuck | fuck this guy | sorta fond of him | talk about him to Grandpa all the time
Role model | person I admire the most | but I have had it up to HERE that he wins all the time | he even got Katsuki wtf is nothing sacred | isn’t he old enough to die yet JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY | but thanks for the record-breaking choreography, I guess | will surpass him someday
Most okay guy I met | appreciates how great I am, which is pretty cool | can be trusted | will cheer for him, I want him to beat everyone else | still want to beat him in competition, though | and he better want to beat me, too
You know what i don’t get? Why everyone has to ruin beautiful friendships by making everything straight. It’s like… every time a woman interacts with a man on screen **BOOM** there’s romance. Real life is NOT like that 100% of the time – so why does television insist that it is? Where’s the sanctity of friendship? Is nothing sacred anymore???
People think there’s nothing really important about movies or music or what you could call culture. There’s nothing sacred about it. It’s considered snooty to think this stuff matters nowadays, but I believe it does. I’m not saying it matters more than other things, but it matters to me, and it’s part of being human. That’s enough for me.
“Holy shi—Mom, MOM, MOM take a picture take a picture take a pictu—” -Tsukishima Akiteru, Founder of the Suki Tsukki Society
Well, I’m a day late but sh
Hope everyone’s having a nice holiday break ✧
Tsukishima Kei’s the type of person who tries to preserve the physical integrity of the wrapping paper his presents are wrapped in. 1 because he’s not a savage, and 2 because when there are people watching him open their presents, he likes seeing them squirm.
so because i’m a masochist apparently, i was thinking about how lance and keith would start making plans for all the things they’re gonna do after the whole voltron business is over and whenever one of them is in mortal danger or in some gravely situation, the other, in a fit of panic, will remind him of those plans like:
“remember how i made fun of you for falling off my hoverbike last week? when you get out of there i’ll teach you how to drive it properly. i’ll even let you drive my old bike from earth, just. be. ok.”
“hey buddy, hey pal just shut up okay. you’re gonna be fine, you hear me? we still got that table tennis match to carry out so i can beat your ass - and you’re gonna be there for it, alright?!”
“- and then we can go to that run in you mentioned the other day. it’d be like a proper earthly date, you know? god, isn’t it sort of supposed to sound boring after all of this? after the lions and all these planets…. but it doesn’t? it sounds perfect. i’d like that. a normal date with you. just wake up soon, please.”
“look my guy i’ve already made up my mind to introduce you to my family first thing we’re back, so i’m actually gonna be pissed if you don’t drag your sorry mullet out of this alive, because let me tell you i do not care for th-”
and they say things like this more out of the need to make each other feel better than anything else so in the end when the battle is won and they can return to earth they have this?? physically crushing sensation of relief and they both may or may not be openly crying at the realization that holy shit we’re alive and i love you and we can actually go and do all these things
pros and cons to getting married to your best friend: for aros
getting to have a wedding, family will stop bothering you about when you're going to meet someone, forever sleepovers, tax deductions, getting a nice place together, pooling together your book/game/movie collection, having someone to talk to in person whenever
idk they'll probably steal your favorite food nothing is sacred
Me before watching Civil War: I can’t believe they’re rebooting Spider-Man AGAIN. Is nothing sacred anymore? Are there no more original ideas under the sun? Have they not run out of greasy white boys to play Peter Parker?
Me after watching Civil War: Tom Holland is a precious little nugget who must be protected at all costs.