sacred blue

if lemony snicket wrote harry potter

Krum attacked Fleur, who responded with “Sacré bleu!” This exclamation is a phrase with many possible meanings and connotations. Literally, it translates to ‘sacred blue’, a phrase which does not appear to make much literal sense, and might lead an earwitness to suspect that the speaker is invoking some kind of nefarious coded phrase. The French invented it as a way to swear without invoking the name of God, as ‘bleu’ and ‘Dieu’ are similar sounding words, such as ‘look’ and ‘book’, or ‘code’ and ‘forebode’, or even ‘last breath’ and ‘painful death’.

This history, while fascinating, is not in fact relevant to this situation. For I, dear reader, happen to be privy to exactly what the young Miss Delacour meant when she exclaimed “Sacré bleu!”, thanks to a chance interview in a crowded fish statue three years after the fact. And so “Sacré bleu” in fact here means ‘oh fucking shit’.

THROAT CHAKRA (Vishuddha) 

  • Location: Base of Throat 
  • Element: Space/Ether 
  • Colour: Blue 
  • Sense: Hearing Mythological Animal: 
  • Bull, Elephant & Lion 

Crystals: Blue Calcite, Amazonite & Blue Lace Agate 

Vishuddha means purification and is the fifth plane of awareness. The Throat Chakra is concerned with expression; the gift of being heard and understood. It helps to also speak and receive the truth.

Overwatch Characters With Anime Names: Defense Types

Memeing continues because I am a silly man.  If you gave anime names to Overwatch characters what fits them most?


klance || truth or dare || 6.5k || nsfw

The paladins introduce Allura to the age-old Earthling game of truth or dare. Keith shares unwelcome knowledge about his sex habits. Hunk may or may not eat a sock. Somehow, sexual tension and relief ensues. Also, there are jokes.

i apologize for the memes, but be aware, it’s about 80% jokes, 20% smut

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