*calls the office of bill nye the science guy*
- me: HELLO? I NEED TO SPEAK WITH BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY RIGHT AWAY. IT IS AN EMERGENCY.
- secretary: I'm sorry, Bill is unavailable at the moment.
- me: NO! HE NEEDS TO MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THE DRESS. I NEED TO UNDERSTAND. I NEED TO!
- secretary: I swear it's white and gold... Please hold. I will connect you to Bill.