sabrina the teenage witch

Black Hood theories

Each person who has been murdered or attempted murdered committed a sin of some sort. 

Fred committed adultery with Hermione

Grundy was a pedophile

Midge and Moose were doing drugs and having premarital sex. 

Also….

Remember how Cheryl said no one knows what really happened to Clifford or something like that, what if her and Penelope hung him, but he was killed by strangulation, not in a noose, ie, the murders started last season? 

And he was a drug distributor so it continues to fit with this theory.

My thought is this is a gateway to the Sabrina spinoff. That this is some vigilante who is trying to rid the world of sinners. Sabrina is a satanic worshipper or something like that, so either it would be the head of her cult or she could be the last almost victim

I haven’t thought the theory fully through, but those are the basics.

Anyone have any thoughts?

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“Weird Al” has played:

-Himself but yellow (Simpsons)

-Himself but himself (Johnny Bravo)

-Himself but a Grand Dad (Weird Al Show)

-Himself but the best super hero (Weird Al Show)

-Himself but designed ugly (Sabrina)

-A freaking squid (Billy and Mandy)

-A cross between his 80s self and current self (Lilo and Stitch)

-Himself but CGI (Back at the Barnyard)

-Robot peeps (Transformers)

-Himself but with the second best super hero (Batman)

-A banana spaceman (Adventure Time)

-A brain villain [he was also a certain super hero and a manager] (Mad)

-A pony [which may or may not have made me a brony] (My Little Pony)

-Smart dude (Gravity Falls)

-An actually funny scene in this awful show (Teen Titans Go)

-Banana doctor clown guy (Wander Over Yonder)

-Anyone (The 7D)

-Squidward (Voltron)

-Some guy (Star V.S. the Forces of Evil - not pictured)

-Someone who might have killed someone (Milo Murphy’s Law; main character - not pictured)

-A robot who is quite weird (Uncle Grandpa - not pictured) -A dog (BoJack Horseman - not pictured)

This is why you should love “Weird Al”.