High school AU: Rogue’s cat sneaks into his school bag before he sets off to school one day. He realises Frosch is there about halfway through Maths class and just hopes the cat will stay quiet because internally he is panicking over what he’s supposed to do about this. At lunch time, he finds Frosch is no longer in his bag and has a full blown panic before enlisting the help of his friends (crying and begging) to find Frosch before something bad happens.


We’re all used to the common depiction of sabertoothed cats like the famous Smilodon. A fairly standard-looking feline face with protruding teeth, something like this:

It’s a look so ingrained in paleoart and pop culture that it’s even become visual shorthand for making cartoon creature designs look “prehistoric”.

Except… it might be completely wrong.

We’ve all been assuming that these saberteeth were basically tusks, like those we see in modern animals such as walruses and elephants. But it turns out that tusks have a very different chemical structure to normal teeth so they can withstand constant exposure to the environment – and Smilodon’s fangs don’t show any of those adaptations.

There’s a detailed explanation of this idea and the science behind it over at this blog post. It isn’t an academically published theory yet (although I’d love to see somebody do a proper study), but it’s still very plausible and interesting to think about.

The tl;dr version: it’s actually more likely that Smilodon covered its teeth with big jowly lips to protect them. Which means it probably looked like a feline version of a St. Bernard. Or… sort of like Chester Cheetah.


∟ “We’ve recovered Sabertooth. Returned it to what is was supposed to be.”


Some more text posts that nobody asked for but I still have a ton of because I had too much free time over the summer