By hitting himself in the wound, Kylo was accentuating the pain and using the pain to focus himself; using the adrenalin/endorphin rush to make himself stronger; feeding off of the anger caused by the pain and bringing the Dark Side to bear more strongly against his opponents.
darth vader raising luke & leia in full on sith lord regalia
not being able to find a babysitter b/c everyone is afraid of the twins
changing the walls of his office to chalkboard b/c he’s tired of having to repaint it every 3 days
a really big pram. a HUGE pram. it has removable car seats and is equipped with blasters. somehow vader thought putting weapons within arms reach of a toddler was a good idea.
instead of a diaper bag, he uses his utility belt. it stores baby bottles right next to his lightsaber and no he’s never pulled out a bottle instead of the saber in a fight what r u even talking about
double baby sling. baby in the front and baby in the back
the galactic standard calendar has been changed to “before the twins learned the force” (bf) and “after the twins learned the force” (af)
boba fett will deny it if u asked but the most difficult bounty he’s ever taken on was searching for the twins after they somehow piloted a fighter and achieved military victory. vader is both pleased and horrified.
the REAL reason why vader only wears black is b/c the twins kept messing w/ the laundry
palpatine eventually gave up on turning them to the dark side after their fifth bday, figuring they’re already capable of wreaking chaos
the truth behind “a new hope” was leia prank calling old obi wan and luke going for a joyride and accidentally blowing up the death star
the empire finally falls when palpatine retires so he can enjoy the rest of his living days in peace far away from the skywalker twins. they hijack his ship and leave him stranded on endor. he’s never heard from again.
corner of the least busy street of the financial district of the city, there
was a small pastry shop where time didn´t pass. It was so tiny that there only
was space for two tables in front of the counter, but the fame of its pastries
didn’t have anything to envy to the larger stores.
owner, Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, an entry level pastry chef who recently inherited
the family´s little bakery, started to prepare the dough at 5 am and opened at
9 am, every single day, without fail.
he arrived before the first rays of the sun could touch the pastry shop but, at
7:30, the shop keeper´s bell sounded and the first customer of the day entered
his little store. Diarmuid, who had decided to take a break to taste a recently
baked cinnamon roll, looked up and saw an agitated blonde woman, dressed in an
elegant black suit, standing at the bakery´s door.
the only word that came to mind when he looked at the young woman in front of
young woman´s green eyes quickly inspected the pastry shop before they settled
on the golden ones staring at her. She frowned and spoke with a bit of
hesitance at first. “The pleasing aroma of this pastry shop drew me in but…”
The woman cleared her throat and, when she spoke again, confidence emanated
from her being. ”I might be wrong, but I have the impression that I arrived too
early. Please accept my apologies for carelessly barging in this establishment!”
blinked twice as he continued to munch on his cinnamon roll.