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Taeyong: It’s not a big deal. I’ve seen Doyoung’s stuff, like, a million times.

Jaehyun: Why haven’t I seen it?

Taeyong: Why do you want to see it?

Jaehyun: He’s my best friend! What if Doyoung gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I’m standing there saying, “Sorry sir, I can’t help you. Because no, I haven’t seen his penis.” And boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave.