max: I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, I’ll die.
fang: You know those days where you’re just like “this might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”
iggy: Nobody cared about my opinion when I was a little kid. Sometimes people would say “What do you think you’re doing?” But that just meant “Stop.”
nudge: I don’t need to trace it. I know how big letters should be. To begin with, a big ass H. followed by a big ass A and oh no. Oh god. Okay. Alright. Real skinny P with a high hump. and then we’ll put the second P below the hump of the first P. Sort of like a motorcycle sidecar situation. And now I have no room for the Y so I’ll do a kind of curled-up noodle Y. Block letters and cursive look good together!
gazzy: I have had a very long day. I am very small and I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.
angel: You will die on August 7, 2037.
ari: Sometimes babies will point at me, and I don’t care for that shit at all.
jeb: Thirteen year olds are the meanest people in the world. They terrify me to to this day.