s2e05

The 100 Recap: S02E05 Human Trials
  • (down on the ground)
  • Guard:Look at this grounder we caught dressed as one of our people and not looking remotely like a grounder
  • Abby:...
  • Guard:We did good, right?
  • Abby:You did bad.
  • (super awesome new intro)
  • Abby:Let me rub this dirt deeper into your wounds.
  • Clarke:Mom you're alive??
  • Abby:Yessir
  • Abby:And I'm not the only one
  • Abby:Take a guess who else is alive
  • Abby:It rhymes with Mellamy
  • Clarke:Omg Finn's alive thank god
  • Abby:...
  • Clarke:We gotta take down Mt. Weather and their chopshop of horrors
  • Abby:You mean the grounders?
  • Clarke:No
  • Abby:Yes
  • (mount grounder-drainage)
  • President Bald:Jasper we need to talk
  • Jasper:Plz don't kick me out I like May- I mean, the food here.
  • President:That's cool but Clarke is awol
  • Jasper:Dammit
  • President:And we have none of our hundreds of soldiers to spare so can you go get her plz
  • Jasper:Lemme think about it
  • (Kane and his merry men)
  • Kane:I'm planting a tree.
  • Guard:The prisoner won't drink his water.
  • Kane:The tree will drink it.
  • Guard:No for serious
  • Prisoner:Can I just go
  • (camp kids-who've-been-on-the-ground-for-months-know-nothing-and-we-know-everything)
  • Clarke:Jesus how long was I out
  • Abby:Ten hours
  • Clarke:That's more sleep than I've had the entire time I've been here
  • (exits tent)
  • Raven:I sat here all night
  • Clarke:Love you too, bby
  • Clarke:OMG BELLAMY
  • Clarke:OMG
  • Clarke:BELLAMY
  • Bellamy:Oof
  • Bellamy:OMG
  • Bellamy:CLARKE
  • Clarke:BELLAMY
  • Octavia:Octavia
  • Clarke:Oh hi
  • Bellamy:how many others did you save
  • Clarke:none plus I kinda killed Anya
  • Bellamy:...
  • Clarke:At least we still have Finn
  • Bellamy:about that
  • (Murphy's freedom)
  • Finn:look at that village of innocent children, women, and old people
  • Murphy:obvs our people aren't there
  • Finn:Nono they are
  • Murphy:I really don't think so
  • Finn:I think so too, let's attack at nightfall
  • Murphy:jesus christ
  • (mount doom)
  • Man with the skin tone of a vampire:Have some cherry syrup, Lincoln
  • (camp 100)
  • Abby:So we're gonna rescue Kane
  • Clarke:And Finn too, right?
  • Abby:Nope
  • Clarke:Well then we're nope-ing the fuck outta here
  • Bellamy:pitter patter get at 'er
  • Octavia:See ya
  • (mount lethal injection)
  • Jasper:I still don't know if saving our friend is a good idea
  • Monty:You're literally an idiot
  • Maya:Hey guys I think I'm melting
  • (campfire in the middle of nowhere)
  • Bellamy:Clarke you look so cute when you sleep
  • Octavia:Fuck sleep let's bounce
  • (Finn's cloud of fuckup)
  • Finn:I'm gonna set their food on fire and hope for the best
  • (mount hellhole)
  • Vampire man:Have some more cough syrup
  • Lincoln:Don't wanna
  • Vampire man:Too bad
  • (somewhere else in mount hellhole)
  • Jasper:I am perfectly fine with risking my life when it increases the chances of me getting laid
  • Monty:Bro
  • Maya:<wheezes>
  • Doctor:We're gonna filter her blood through yours and it'll cure her burns within the day cuz science
  • Monty:You sound like you've done this before
  • Doctor:Shush you dumb kid
  • Jasper:I am now high.
  • (campity camp)
  • Abby:well I'm pissed
  • (Kane's gang)
  • Kane:fuck these weapons and rope
  • Kane:I'm gonna trust this grounder I've beaten and dragged around the past few days
  • Kane:He's a good guy
  • Grounder:I am not a good guy
  • (Kane's put in a swimming pool turned leafy hole-prison)
  • Jaha:Hola
  • Kane:OMG JAHA
  • (grounder camp)
  • Finn:So which one of you wants to die first
  • Grounder:We really don't
  • Finn:Then you'd better start talking
  • Murphy:I don't think they know where our people are
  • Murphy:They have their clothing cuz they're scavengers
  • Murphy:They're literally a bunch of kids and old people
  • Murphy:It's like a grounder retirement home
  • Finn:Murphy
  • Murphy:Yes?
  • Finn:stfu
  • Finn:I'm gonna start shooting now
  • (still in the woods)
  • Octavia:Lincoln plz come back
  • (mount dumb)
  • Vampire man:heroin fight go
  • (mount dumb med section)
  • Maya:Did I stop melting?
  • Jasper:Yes
  • Jasper:<pukes>
  • (somewhere else in mount dumb)
  • President:Why does no one listen to me
  • Doctor:Because you're a moron
  • President:Excuse me?
  • Doctor:...
  • Doctor:Because it was an emergency
  • President:Oh in that case
  • Vampire guy:Dad I we should start draining all the kids
  • Doctor:I agree
  • Vampire guy:Then it's settled
  • Vampire:I'll get the tubes
  • President:I feel like no one respects me
  • (grounder camp)
  • Grounder:Plz don't hurt us
  • Grounder:We really know nothing
  • Finn:I guess then it won't hurt when I put a hole in your skull
  • Finn:Because there will be nothing there
  • Finn:Get it
  • Finn:No brains
  • Murphy:Jesus christ
  • Clarke:Finn what the fuck
  • Finn:Omg Clarke I found you
  • Bellamy:...
  • Clarke:Plz put down the gun
  • Finn:Let me kill one more
  • Finn:Then I'll stop
  • Finn:I swear
  • Clarke:Finn we need to talk