- Person A: Roast me.
- Person B: Your as frustrating as Ikea furniture.
- Person A: My great grandma can do a better roast then that and she's dead.
- Person C: *drops from the ceiling* *air horns* R O A S T E D
Mort, at work a couple days ago, I found several bags of rice full of small black bugs. While I was disgusted by it, I was also internally laughing because I immediately thought of your parasite au