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The Pastas at the Beach

- Okay, so this shit starts before they all get there.
- Toby doesn’t wanna wear sun screen
- Sally can’t find a bathing suit
- Ben us fighting with Jeff about going in the water
- Clockwork and Ej can’t find their goggles.
- Masky can tell it’s gonna be a f u n day
- Eventually they all get out of the house and are on their way to the beach in this c r a m p e d f u c k i n g c a r
- Sally and Jeff are playing the,“ HE’S TOUCHING ME!!” game
- Slender threatens to turn the car around 7 times.
- They get there.
- Toby grabs his shit with Sally and they run to the beach.
- Jay grabs as much shit as he can and follows.
- Hoodie does the same.
- Now they’re all on the beach.
- 12 beach towels are laid down.
- Slendy sleeps on 3 of them.
- Ben sort of just sits on one and watches the water.
- He has small panic attacks when the waves are really big.
- Toby and Masky are way far in.
- Like, so far, that it’s hard to get back to shore.
- Ej is making sand castles with Sally and Lazari
- Nina, Jane, Clock and Lui are playing volleyball
- Hoodie is diving head first into the waves because, fuck it.
- Alex kind of huffs and puffs on the sand for a while because he’s a whiny b i t c h
- But then his boyfriend, Jay comes over.
- Jay wants him to go into the water.
- Alex still fucking w h i n e s
- Until Jay whispers,“ You can do whatever you want with me when we get home~”
- Alex BOOKS IT to the water.
- Alex is now giving Jay piggy back rides in the water
- Jeff is in the water, just swimming but he’s s o l o n e l y
- He’s not hanging out with Toby and Masky because fuck that shit
- He doesn’t wanna make sand castles
- You cant have an odd number in volleyball
- And he doesn’t wanna bother Alex because then he’ll be a dead mother fucker.
- Then he sees Ben.
- He walks to Ben
- “Come in the water.”
- “No”
-“Why?”
- “I’ll drown.”
- “You’re a. Ghost, Ben.”
- “Whatever”
- “Pussy.”
- Jeff walks off
- Now Ben is mad.
- He’s /not/ a pussy.
- So he gets up.
- And he goes to the water.
- He gets in.
- He swims to Jeff.
- He’s just tall enough to touch the ground
- Jeff smiles at Ben.
- Jeff’s proud of his boyfriend.
- But Ben is freaking out.
- “ Jeff, I gotta go back.”
- Jeff’s only response is putting Ben on his shoulders and walking further into the water.
- Ben freaks out for 10 seconds before calming down
- All the pastas watch the sunset.
- They pack up.
- In the car, they’re all cramped, sandy and uncomfortable.
- Sally and Lazari each fall asleep on one of Ej’s shoulders
- Toby falls asleep on Masky’s shoulder.
- Jay and Alex are cuddling.
- They both silently agree to continue Jay’s deal tomorrow cause they’re to damn t i r e d
- They all take a shower when the get home.
- They get in fluffy pj’s and go to bed.

anonymous asked:

Concept, based on the 'looking sharp' thing: Hanzo realizes Mcree was flirting with him like an hour afterwards and breaks a bit inside

genji finds him on the floor half an hour later

(first part!!)

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princevolker2788  asked:

Dragon Age: Inquisition companions reacting to a young inquisitor (3 to 9) asking if they can sleep next to them after a nightmare concerning Redcliffe Castle. Especially if said companions were the ones who died protecting them as Dorian brought them back to the present.

Cassandra: She blinks at them through the darkness of night, and after a moment’s hesitation, consents and allows it. She’s awkward, but they go to sleep quickly, feeling safe near her. She eventually drifts off as well, feeling pity for the young one.

Iron Bull: He’s a little worried he’ll roll over on them, so he lays there motionlessly as they cuddle up against him and quietly go to sleep. He eventually drifts off, frozen in place, minding the spot the child chose to sleep in against him.

Blackwall: Awkwardly, he shrugs and allows it, unsure of himself as the child curls up against him and goes to sleep. He had heard about what happened in Redcliffe, and he understands their wanting to be with someone, but… him? He feels peace settle over him as the child begins to snore, quiet pride and quiet duty, and he follows suit.

Sera: She wordlessly pulls open the cover and lets them crawl in, and the two sleep soundly as she gently puts an arm over them to reassure them that she is real and they are safe.

Varric: He allows it, for once quiet as slumber threatens to take him back. He grunts as they push against him, and he relinquishes a sigh. “You’re safe, kid. We’re all okay.” The words settle them as much as he wishes it would settle his nerves, and he drifts off as they do.

Cole: He doesn’t sleep, but he lies down and lets the child cuddle up against him. “Warm and comforting, arms of love pulling me close, warding demons off, you feel safe. You are safe. I’ll do my best.” He lies there as long as they sleep, and feels happy for doing so– he helped.

Dorian: He’s a little worried and unsure of how exactly to comfort them. “Are you sure you want to sleep in my bed? Not with Cassandra or… someone else?” he asks warily. The child insists and crawls under the sheets. Dorian sits there for a moment, a bit befuddled, but the child starts drawing quiet little breaths as they fall to sleep, and he follows suit quietly.

Solas: He quietly allows it. “Come, da’len; I will ensure no demons serve you nightmares. The majesty of the Fade will guide us to peaceful slumber.” His words soothe them, and both drift off in peace.

Vivienne: Normally, she would adamantly refuse, but the child is teary and shaking, so she sighs and lifts the sheet up. “Don’t plan on making a habit of this.” she warns. At the same time, she feels something bubbling in her chest, something like warmth and quiet pride, and she drifts off to sleep peacefully.

Josephine: Like Sera, she quietly holds the sheets open, remembering times she had to do this with Yvette or any of her younger siblings. She has performed this duty many times, one of comfort and love, and she feels their panic fading away as they curl up against her. Both drift off quickly.

Leliana: Without so much as a word or a glance up, she holds the sheet up and allows them in before drifting off to sleep, her arm settling over them quietly. They feel extra safe– nothing can hurt them when the Spymaster is there.

Cullen: He’s half-asleep, and a bit too incoherent to process what’s going on, but he gives in. He finds the next morning that his own nightmares were fewer and of less intensity, and he only prays the poor child felt safer, too.

Here’s a representative gif for all of them:

Originally posted by cutepikachu