s.l.a.b

anonymous asked:

honestly b l e s s this blog i never knew vegan humour blogs were a thing

well I figured we could use some jokes that weren’t at our expense :)

ellstersmash  asked:

*scrolls slowly and lovingly through the flood of Solas screencaps you just deposited on my dash* B L E S S

YES PLEAAASE FEEL WITH ME

HES SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE

HOW CAN SUCH PERFECTION EXIST IN THIS BLEAK AND UGLY WORLD

HIS FACE GIVES ME HOPE AND MAKES MY HEART SWELL AND juSt

SPLOOSH

     [    I am the 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍 of
          a b s o l u t i o n    ]

                                                            [   no man can  HURT  his own
                                                                                                     illusion   ]

My blood pressure is so fucked up. Every time I stand, within seconds my head starts pounding, everything goes fuzzy and I eventually can’t see, and I get so incredibly nauseous. The headache is real, I am
m i s e r a b l e! 😫

anonymous asked:

I saw split on a DVD rack at target and told my dad "I refuse to watch this it puts people w/ personality disorders in a terrible image. And my dad says to his gf "You have two personalities. Your either yelling at me or being nice" like 1) you two have a terrible toxic relationship so it's not funny. 2) why are you making fun of a mental disorder it's messed up. I said it all in my head of course but I was still pissed.

that’s so fucking gross i’m? wtf? what the fuck? can we just end split? please? like that movie is just exhausting by this point and it’s just asljhgkfsjdkfa it’s causing so much b u l l s h i t

anonymous asked:

Because of Yuuri, the senior division banquets stopped being formal events lol skaters generally wanna skip it but when they figure out the power couple is coming they're all like "HOLY SHIT KATSUKI'S GONNA BE THERE? I'M GOING" every year the new skaters are traumatized, and every year Yurio tries to avenge his dance battle losses lmao

yea all the new skaters are like “why is there a stripper pole??” and later they’re like “….HOLY SHIT SO THIS IS WHY PEOPLE WARNED US” bc they honestly can’t handle the hotness that is yuuri katsuki on a pole

Boi, can you believe it’s already been a whole year since Horikoshi saved my life

@lauravian submitted: ok ok ok ok but how about Yuuri, Victor AND Makkachin in crop tops??

/C R I E S