s.f.w

hey just a word of advice for people writing (sfw) commission posts:

avoid writing n s f w in the post, ive seen a couple of posts flagged by safe mode for this and even more than that blacklist extensions consistently will block the post if people are blocking n s f w posts.

If you’re writing a list of things you won’t draw, I recommend writing r-18 or explicit instead. Not too sure about the parameters of safe mode, but either one will prevent false positives in people’s blacklists at the very least.

ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about:

•the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated

•the dog trainer

•meeting bill clinton

•“hUSH!”

•“-too old to be a duckling, quack, quack!”

•“eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

•literally any story involving his parents (especially the black coffee one)

just please, do yourselves a favor, don’t just stop at ‘salt and pepper diner’, listen to all this guy’s stories because they are gold