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How To Write A Fan Letter to a Broadway Actor

DON'TS:

1) Be creepy. No “omg I want to have your babies” or “I have ksjdhsajh copies of your signature” or “omg ur so hot I wanna kiss you” or “lets go out”. or “Can we meet”…No. Bad. Don’t do that thing.

2) Expect them to reply right away (if ever). They are busy, they get a lot of fanmail. If you don’t send a S.A.S.E., you probably won’t get a response back, if ever.

3) Compare them to other actors/tell them they’re your “Second favorite _____”. Instead, say “you’re one of my favorites [character name]/actors!”

DO’S:

1) Be respectful.

2)  Give praise!

  • “I really like how you portray [character]”
  • “I like how you do [thing]”
  • “Your voice is amazing!”

3) Say you want to see them perform again!

4) Tell them how the show/their performance changed your life.

5) Keep it short. They don’t want to read an essay. They have stuff to do. Keep it under two pages double spaced, one page single spaces!

Sample Letter Under the Cut

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