• Pidge: The diagnostic tests said the castle's engine systems are normal.
  • Hunk: It's off by one percentage point!
  • Pidge: It's within range!
  • Hunk: If your DNA was off by one percentage point, you'd be a dolphin!

so i wielded my songwriting powers and created a song about cishet aces and discourse. it’s written from the deep and powerful perspective of an aphobe suffering from internalized aphobia. hope u enjoy.