A/N: Here’s a
silly little thing because it’s currently 111
degrees Fahrenheit where I live and I’m meeeeeeltingggggg.
“Who the hell blew out the fucking air conditioning?!” you
shrieked as you covered your face with a wet rag. The rag had gone warm in six
minutes, two minutes quicker than the last one. You glanced up at the
thermostat perched on the concrete wall. 94
degrees Fahrenheit. “Because I’m going to ring their fucking neck!”
You lifted the rag from your face again, irritated by its
warmth. Slamming the infuriating article onto the table, you sighed. The air
conditioning in the bunker had gone out for the third time this summer. And, of
course, today was the hottest day of the year.
“Now I understand why you constantly complain about the
weather,” Cas mumbled as he entered the room. Your eyes widened at his state of
dress, or undress, just a pair of
blue and black plaid boxer shorts. Your gaze wandered up and down his toned,
but not too muscular chest. “This heat is oppressive,” he groaned.
Vault-Tec designed Vault 111 to observe the effects of long-term cryogenic suspended animation on unsuspecting test subjects. Vault 111’s staff consisted of an overseer and a small team of scientists, security guards, and facility maintenance personnel employed on a short-term basis. Test subjects were lured to Vault 111 from the nearby neighborhoods of Sanctuary Hills and Concord and were placed in stasis pods after being told deceitfully that the purpose of the pods was for decontamination. - Fallout Wikia
“ You have… Superpowers? ” You asked doubtfully. But there was a bit of uncertainty to counter your raised eyebrow. You’ve seen Google do some pretty unexplainable things. But “superpowers” just seemed like stretching it. Even for an entity AI. “It is the most logical explanation to use for your understanding.” Google replied in that monotone voice of his. “However, if you do not believe me, I can demonstrate my abilities to you.” A bit of you didn’t want to know. What would happen if you didn’t like what he did. Or it was something utterly gruesome and horrible. But this was Google. As murderous and cunning as he was, he hasn’t made a move to harm you in your three years of knowing each other. To add to your growing need to know, you had seen some things react to Google. Computers seeming to download or send emails without you touching it. Orders going through when you had mentioned you liked a certain item. Even your work mates were amazed at how quickly you finished your assigned projects. When all you’ve done is procrastinate the whole time. You knew Google hadn’t touched your laptop. It was something you had made him promise not to do. Personal property and all that. You crossed your arms and nodded. “Alright, demonstrate.” You missed the glint of mischief cross those flickering eyes as he moved towards you. His body language was practically always unreadable. Always with a straight posture and near robotic movements. So it took you by great surprise when Google’s hands slid around your waist and pulled you towards him. His lips were cool, surprisingly soft, as he kissed you. Your eyes widened, but you found yourself not pulling away. Then, Google stepped back. Your fingers flying up to touch your lips. “What….was that?” You demanded. “A kiss.” Google replied, a little smugly. You glared at him, “You know what my question meant. Why did you kiss me?” “You asked me to demonstrate my abilities.” Google again gave you a reply that spun you into madness. “Google….what has kissing got to do with your abilities?” You asked. “A superpower? Or whatever you want to call it.” “The definition of an ability is possession of the means or skill to do something. I have the means of kissing you. Therefore it is an ability of mine. And I used “superpowers” as an example to make you better understand my standing.” You sighed. Laughter bubbling in your chest. “You tricked me into kissing you? Google, honestly, do I have that much allure to you that you’d do that?” Google’s eyes were hooded, his voice lowering to a husk. “You have no idea what you do to me. ”
Special Containment Procedures: All specimens of SCP-111 in captivity are housed at Site-19, ██████████ Wing, in a 5m x 5m x 5m plexiglass enclosure containing a temperate forest habitat transplanted from its natural surroundings. Habitat temperature will be maintained at 30° C. Feeding is to take place weekly by personnel placing three (3) kg of iceberg lettuce (Lactuca sativa) into the containment chamber. Water is to be supplied by an automatic misting system which regulates humidity levels at 50%, both for water required by SCP-111 and to prevent fires. In event of SCP-111 specimens breeding, personnel are to collect all eggs and transport them to the Biological Studies Wing for freezing.
Description: SCP-111 is an apparently artificial species of invertebrate vaguely resembling snails. Adult specimens of SCP-111 are approximately twenty (20) centimeters in length, twelve (12) centimeters in width, and fifteen (15) centimeters in height, although exact size differs slightly between specimens. SCP-111 specimens differ from ordinary snails in that they have a warm-blooded metabolism, complex eyes, small “horns” consisting of cartilage-ridged tentacles, apparently increased intelligence (personnel are requested to read Test Log ██████ for examples), and a complex vertebrate-type jaw structure; as well, specimens lay eggs possessing hardened shells.
Most abnormally, SCP-111 specimens possess small hollow sacs below their lower jaws containing methane from digestive by-products. A series of [DATA EXPUNGED] along the inside of the trachea serves as a “lighter” igniting stored methane as the specimen exhales, blowing a small jet of flame from its mouth. Said “fire-breathing” generally occurs in event of stress or anger, although is not apparently used deliberately for destruction but rather as a warning. This is presumably due to limited size of methane sacs, which limits SCP-111 specimens in the amount of fire they can exhale at a time, and requiring both time and starch-rich food to refuel.
SCP-111’s behavior is inconsistent with that of ordinary snail species, including whistling and hooting vocalizations easily audible to humans, high intellect seen in such tests as [DATA EXPUNGED], and parents caring for their young. Hatchlings have been observed imprinting on their parents, other members of their own species, or researchers. This is presumed to be a deliberate trait based on Document 111-a, as it means that hatchlings imprint upon owners.
History: On ██/██/████ a package containing twelve (12) SCP-111 eggs and Document 111-a was mailed to [DATA EXPUNGED], a Foundation front organization. Mobile Task Force Alpha-4 have proven unable to locate the sender of said package.
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why is sstards always salty with the fact that sarada wears glasses and keep arguing "sarada should've been better without her glasses!!!!111 she's an uchiha after all!! it's weird to see an uchiha with glasses!!" :/ as a big sarada fan and anti-ss I do feel offended.
Because wearing glasses means bad eyesight, which means flaw in person which clearly can’t be associate with Uchiha (and by extension their queen) Or it’s the fact that Karin wears glasses (who’s public enemy number one with them) and the fact that bad eyesight is genetic, and neither Sasuke or Sakura (or anyone in either family as far as we know) needs glasses, it infers to Karin being Sarada’s bio mom and that means that their ship didn’t do the do and as we all know, sex is the only thing that matters to them (since they like bragging about it all the time)
Sarada’s great with or without glasses and I adore her to pieces. She deserves better ‘fans’, especially if they’re shitting on her for needing glasses when that in no way makes her weak or inferior to anyone else.