JUDGE: Miss Iowaffle, in your opinion, what makes America great?
MISS IOWAFFLE: America is like one big waffle iron, with all the good stuff crammed in and cooked together or something? And, um, ready to have delicious butter slid across its surface, melting and seeping into its squares, which are kind of like the states? Yes. And the butter is freedom probably. Right. That’s why America is great. Butter. Melting. Freedom.