s: meme

  • Namjoon: What's wrong?
  • Yoongi: When Paul Walker goes to Vin Diesel's house party in Fast and Furious 1, they're playing "I Got Hoes" by Ludacris on the stereo. But in 2 Fast 2 Furious, Ludacris appears as a street racer Tej Parker. So in the Fast & Furious universe, who sang "I Got Hoes"? Was it Tej? Was it Ludacris? Does Ludacris exist? And if not, what happened to the hoes? Who got them now? Are the hoes OK?
  • Namjoon:
  • Yoongi: I mean, nothing's wrong.

someone: marve-

me:

  • Ally: I don’t think there’s anything worse than heartbreak.
  • Dinah: Cheating on a test and still failing?
  • Lauren: Thought you aced a test but got the lowest grade in class?
  • Normani: Finding out that the one thing you went to the store for is out of stock?
  • Camila: Finding out you’ve been lied to your entire life?
  • Lauren: When you carry your pet to your room and they leave?
  • Normani: Whe-
  • Ally: OMG! STOP. I got the point.
Deku? Nah, what a hardass, what a— [trips] [hundreds of thousands of photos of Midoriya spill out of jackett] w-what an idiot, I mean, these aren’t mine, I’m just- [gathering them up frantically, sweating] listen, I just- fuck [thousands of pictures of Midoriya scatter across the floor] shit, I’m holding them for someone just listen-
—  Bakugou
  • Sayori: MC, I have to tell you something…
  • MC: What is it Sayori?
  • Sayori: Well… for my whole life I’ve had crippling depression… sometimes it’s so hard to get up in the morning.
  • MC: Oh my gosh, Sayori that’s so sad! Alexa play Despacito.