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Why I'm So Picky With Shows
  • <p> <b></b> *starts to read/watch something interesting*<p/><b>me:</b> hmm, just maybe a few more episodes<p/><b></b> *character enters*<p/><b>me:</b> fuck, not this again<p/><b></b> *character a and character b interact in the gayest way possible*<p/><b>me:</b> oh- fuck, shit n o.<p/><b></b> *character a and b says something cheesy like 'there's no point without you'*<p/><b>me:</b> I KNOW W HE RE T HI S IS GO ING-<p/><b></b> *CHARACTER FUCKING GETS HURT/DIES/BASICALLY LEAVES*<p/><b>me:</b> I FUCKIN G KNE W IT. GO OD BYE. B YE<p/></p>
Mornings with Michael like:

- “If you don’t turn that alarm clock off right fucking now I swear to god.“ 

 - him rolling over and laying on top of you so you don’t get up; he’s not even cuddling you, he’s just laying there, crushing you 

 - his wild hair could you imagine wow 

 - HE WOULD BE SO SOFT SLEEPY AND WARM W O W 

 - "Please just stop talking and cuddle me." 

 - TUMMY RUBS 

 - him falling back asleep on top of you and snoring so fucking loud oh my god 

- "Go make me breakfast" 

 - ^ everything previously listed happening before he even open his eyes 

 - finally dragging him out of bed by promising him you won’t wear clothes all day 

 - so much making out oh my g Od 

 - cereal eating contests 

 - "Babe I’m starving”

 - getting super pissed off when he eats the majority of the pancakes you made 

- lazy showers where you two almost fall asleep on each other 

 - “Can we go back to bed?" 

 - so much pouting from him I am positive of this 

 - "Michael it is literally 2 pm you have to get up at some point. You are a grown man." 

 - hiding under the covers from you 

 - giggling when he tickles you and holds you to him once he gets you back in bed 

 - mornings with Michael don’t really exist because you two end up staying in bed all day together just happy to be in each other’s arms :(

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sc R EA MS MM AND I WENT TO AX 2K16 AND AND AND WE WENT TO THE KOG BOOTH AND WE S AW TH E SE COSPL AY ER S AND TH EY WERE A MAZ ING OMGGG MM was screaming so much bc DL and DiE LOLLL I TOOK SHITTY PICTURES bc I am an awks bun dont hurt me c ri es

omfg MM was ogling the damn DL and I’m just “DiE. DiE. DI E. D I E M ML O OK DI  E IS W ALKIN G B Y” and we followed this poor DiE cosplayer bc picplsIamgomencries BUT WE??? NO T I CED THE SI GN ON HIS BAC K LIKE?? WHAT DOES THAT SAY IT FUCKING SAYS “EVE SENPAI NOTICE ME PLZ” I was so done LOLL

WE TRIED TO GET THE RAVEN THAT WAS THERE BUT HE WAS LEAVING and didnt wanna be that person omfg he literally just disappeared too like how did he leave so fast Raven senpai pls notice us LOL BUT OMG THEY?? WERE SO G O OD SC REA M S THE P OS ES AND EV ER Y THING YE LLS SC REAMS

also MM aggro’d the people PvPing and I’m just. You know that’s not Void servers right. and he’s just. but PvP. like the SC RU B HE IS.

September 30th 11:59pm: chill

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